A/N: Hmmm… I guess I really don't have anything to say except, please enjoy (and review)! Oh, and I know that I said that at least two people had to review for me to continue, but I felt bad that nothing good happened in the first chapter.

Chapter 2: The Fight Scene

The newly acquainted friends had spent a lovely evening in the common room chatting merrily and laughing at Natalie for making a complete dummkopf out of herself. (A/N: What else is new?) I would imagine that they all went to bed at about 11. They had no classes today, so Hermione, Raquel, and Ginny were half expecting to wake up late, and half expecting to wake up early, due to the fact that Natalie was most likely going to do something really, really, REALLY stupid, like singing the "Oscar Myer Wiener" song very loudly and most annoyingly. However, Natalie is not a morning person, so she got up later than all of them combined.

At about noon, a fully dressed Natalie paraded into the common room to find all of her lovely friends chatting. Ron and Harry were playing wizard's chess.

"Wow Natalie, up at the crack of noon are we?" Raquel said sarcastically.

Natalie ignored her and sat down to watch the chess game. Ron won. What a surprise.

"Natalie would you like to play me now?" asked Ron.

"Uh…um…I…OH LOOK, IT'S A MONKEY!" and with that, Natalie jumped behind the couch.

"Natalie can't play chess to save her life," explained Raquel.

27 minutes and 16.3 seconds later

After a little coaxing, Natalie finally came out from behind the couch. Now they were just chatting.

0.2 seconds later

Ginny and Hermione got up and left the room for absolutely no reason at all. Actually, they left because I wrote this story and I made them leave. After they left, Natalie and Raquel asked Ron if he liked Hermione and Harry if he liked Ginny. They simply sighed and nodded sadly.

"Yeah, we do, but it's really hard because they don't like us," said Harry dejectedly.

"Sure they do! I know for a fact that they do," declared Natalie.

"How?"

Raquel shrugged. "Women's intuition."

"So what do we do?" asked Ron. Ron and Harry were half worried and half joyful.

"Hmmm…I know! Since you two are such dummcopfs, we could teach you how to deal with girls! Wow, I'm brilliant," said Natalie. Then, she punched Harry for no reason what so ever.

"OW! What did you do that for!" shrieked Harry.

"Nothing!" shouted Natalie. Then Raquel kicked Ron in an area that I do not wish to mention. Then Harry jumped on Natalie and tried to pull her hair out. Ron tried to strangle Raquel, but missed and strangled Harry. That caused Harry to scream like a little girl. Harry then shoved Ron out the window. Natalie and Raquel then went to the kitchen to get some ice cream. During their little ice cream quest, Harry plummeted through the window and landed on Ron. Ron shoved a paperclip up Harry's nose and Harry vomited on Ron. That caused Ron to accio his broom and fly himself and Harry to a nearby a very tall tower with a flat ledge. This particular tower was in the middle of a pit of lava.

"It's just you and me now, Lord Weasley!" cried Harry.

"Yes, Lord-seed-of Voldermort!" said Ron with a twisted smile.

"You'll pay for that!" shouted Harry as he charged. Ron dodged and Harry ran off the cliff like an idiot.

"Noooo! I loved you like a brother! Don't die, Harry!" yelled Ron as Harry died.

73 minutes later

Harry was just reincarnated. Yay. Except now that he has died once, he has a small bladder for some mysterious reason. He just walked out of the bathroom, when Lavender blew up.

"Good riddance," said Ron.

Raquel then rolled her eyes and said, "God, why do boys always fight? It's pointless.

Ron was flabbergasted. "But-but-but you guys started it!"

Just then, Raquel and Natalie's good friend, Jordan, ran in to the common room and gave Ron and Harry atomic wedgies! He told them that he was now a student there.

A/N: Next chapter, the lessons begin! Review!