A/N: Writing is so much fun! Although, I feel pretty bad that nobody likes it so far…I need some encouragement!

Chapter 3: Lessons Begin!

Natalie shoved Jordan out the portrait hole, but not before shoving a bomb in his arms. Actiony! Weeeeee!

And now the lessons begin!

Raquel then tied Harry and Ron to chairs and taped their eyes open.

"Was that necessary! We are willing to learn, you don't have to force us!" shouted Ron.

Natalie ignored him. "Lesson 1: All men are dummkopfs. Women are always right!"

"Lesson 2: ALWAYS agree with what they say." continued Raquel. From now on, Natalie will speak, and then Raquel.

"Lesson 3: Say stuff like 'You look nice today.' Give them compliments."

"Lesson 4: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TALK ABOUT OTHER GIRLS, EVEN IF THE OTHER GIRL IS JUST YOUR FRIEND!"

"Lesson 5: Keep your cool around them."

"Lesson 6: You must-Ah screw this. Let's have you two practice what you learned!"

30 minutes later

Natalie and Raquel had just taken some polyjuice potion that they had found in the potions classroom. It made Natalie look like Hermione and Raquel look like Ginny. Ron and Harry didn't know this though.

Say something nice. Say something nice. thought Harry and Ron as 'Ginny' and 'Hermione' walked in. And of all the beautiful words of poetry that could have flowed from their mouths, they yelled:

"YOU LOOK HOT HERMIONE!"

"HEY GIN, YOU'RE LOOKIN' FINE!"

They both slapped themselves. Why do I always look like such an idiot in front of her! They both internally screamed. Just then Jordan walked in and jumped out the window. They should have just run away, but they didn't. They fainted instead.

When they finally woke up, the polyjuice potion had worn off. Natalie and Raquel explained what happened.

"We'll never be able to ask them out," sighed Harry.

Jordan then walked in the room. It looked like he had been in a fiery explosion and had then jumped out the window.

"Natalie! Raquel! Let me help you guys!" he exclaimed. He then turned to Ron and Harry.

"What you do is: just act normal, be nice, AND DON'T LOSE YOUR TEMPER!"

"Wow! That's much easier to understand than what they said!" exclaimed Ron.

Raquel and Natalie were at a loss for words. That's what we just said! They thought angrily.

Just then, Hermione and Ginny walked into the room. Harry and Ron walked suavely up to the object of their affections and broke down crying.

"Please go out with me Ginny! I NEED YOU! I love you so much!" cried Harry.

"Hermione! I'm such a git! I should have just gone with you to Slughorn's party, but I went with Lavender. I am SO sorry! I don't even like her! She meant nothing. The truth is; I only went out with her because Ginny said that you snogged Krum!" Hermione glared at Ginny, but she was too busy snogging Harry to notice. Ron started to continue, but was cut off. "Ron," Hermione began, "Krum meant no more to me than Lavender did to you. In fact, I would have preferred to go with YOU to the Yule Ball."

Ron was thrilled. She likes me! I'm so thrilled. La, la, la!-wait! What do I do now? Hermione answered the question for him. Yes, she kissed him.

"This is not how I planned it," said Jordan. Then he blew up.

"I can't believe all of that just happened," said Raquel.

"For once in my life, I am speechless," said Natalie.

Why couldn't I have had a more detailed romantic moment with Ginny! It's not fair. Ron and Hermione always get long, romantic moments! thought Harry angerily.

All of a sudden there was a huge crash outside. Jordan walked in and said something so shocking that it was scary. He said-

A/N: Yay! Cliff hanger! Yes, I know that I am evil.

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