A/N: I FEEL SO LOVED! Thank you for reviewing km.hlk and fluffylover101. I want to give a special thank you to Shevonie aka Sarah aka boandpop. I am so glad you liked it! You gave me THREE reviews and added me to your favorites list and alert list. So did fluffylover101, but she's my friend, so she sort of had to. Oh, and no. Of coarse this story isn't serious. I just like writing it. And even if you don't like the plot, it's still really funny. I will continue writing because of you!

Chapter 4: A Very Harry Halloween (pun intended)

Jordan said something shocking that it was scary. He said, "Guys, it's terrible! Natalie died!"

"No she didn't. She's right over there," said Raquel.

"Oh. Never mind."

The next few weeks flew by. The only thing eventful that happened was that Harry and Ginny snogged each other in class and got detention. The exact same thing happened to Hermione and Ron. Oh, and Jordan blew up again. And Snape married a snooty woman and is now so happy that he teaches potions/dancing class. In fact, that very day he taught the class how to do the 'Boot Scoot Boogie.' Okay, I guess I lied. That week was very eventful indeed.

It was now the day of Halloween.

Natalie ran in the common room screaming. Jordan blew up from all of the excitement.

"Guys! Guess what? And no. It isn't 'chicken butt.' I just asked Dumbledore, and he said that we could go Trick or Treating in Hogsmead!" she yelled at the top of her lungs.

"Natalie! Let's dress up as Mario and Luigi for Halloween!" said Raquel. She noticed that Ron and Ginny had confused looks on their faces, so she added, "Mario and Luigi are muggle video game characters." Ginny and Ron still had looks of confusion on their faces, but this time Raquel completely ignored them.

Later that night

Raquel, Natalie, Jordan, Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny were in Hogsmead. Natalie and Raquel were indeed dressed up as Luigi and Mario. Jordan was dressed up as a monkey, Harry was dressed up as a hairy (pun intended) werewolf, Ron was dressed up as a muggle doctor, and Hermione was dressed up as a witch. Actually, she didn't dress up at all. She thought that Halloween was for children. She just looked like a witch since, well, she is one. Oh, and Ginny was dressed as a hula dancer. Harry was staring at her skimpy costume all night, so Ron punched him. Harry then jinxed Ron, so Hermione hexed Harry. Pretty soon all three were badly bruised and beaten. Oh, and when you say the word 'bamboo,' it makes Ron and Harry need to use the bathroom. Hermione put that curse on them.

Now were was I before all the violence? Ah yes. Trick or Treating. Natalie and Raquel got the most candy, so for the rest of the night all that they did was ridicule Harry, Ron, and Ginny. Also, they repetitively called out the word 'bamboo,' just to torture Ron and Harry. Also, they pushed Jordan off the roof of a building. Don't ask me why or how they were up there.

Morning of Nov.1

Dumbledore's booming voice echoed through the Great Hall with such a force that it knocked the-already-severely-beaten-Jordan out of his chair. "Students! For the purpose of the comedy of this story, Hogwarts will be holding a Royal Ball." Everyone cheered. Well, everyone except for the people who were terrified of dancing, people who hated trying to find dates, people who were so tired that they were sleeping, people who weren't paying attention, and people who completely ignored Dumbledore to laugh at Jordan. So in actuality, only about 11 people cheered. Natalie and Raquel simply half-cheered. They only half-cheered because they liked going to dances, but they were scared that they might not find dates.

A/N: Attention all boys that have read this story, It would be extremely appreciated if you could volunteer to be dates for Natalie and Raquel. I don't think that any of the boys from Hogwarts are good enough. So if you are handsome, nice, and intelligent, and you review saying that you would be our dates, I will write you into the story as permanent characters. So, HELP A GIRL OUT!

Sorry, I know that this chapter isn't as funny as the others, but I sort of had writers block. Now I don't though.