A/N: Boys! Any 2 boys who are willing to be not only Raquel and Natalie's date to the Ball, but 2 boys who want to be permanent characters in this story. Please! Help me! Pease people, please help me and review!

Chapter 5: Talent Contest

Raquel and Natalie were in the common room pouting because they had no dates. Well actually, Raquel wasn't really pouting. She's too cool to pout. And Natalie was too busy staring off in space to really care about anything. But! Jordan was pouting.

"Why are you pouting, Jordan?" asked Natalie, although she didn't really care.

"Nobody thinks it's funny that I get hurt so frequently. I want to make people laugh!" and with that, Jordan blew up.

"I don't know why he thinks that no one laughs at him. People laugh at him all the time," said Raquel.

Ron marched in the room with Harry at his side. Then someone (Natalie) called out the word 'bamboo' and made Harry and Ron have to rush off to the boys' bathroom.

"That is just too much fun!" sang Natalie. "But, I can't help but feel a little bored. Hmm… I KNOW! Let's have a talent contest!" And without anyone responding, Natalie dragged everyone to the room of requirement. Inside, they found a small, yet cozy auditorium.

"How did you know about the room of requirement, Natalie?" asked Harry.

"I read about it in the 5th Harry Potter book. Duh!"

"Oh. So when-wait! What?"

All of a sudden, Hermione walked in and drew out a light-sword-thing. She swung it at Harry and cut off all of his hair.

"Ah! My sexy hair! NoOoOoOoOo!" screamed Harry. Poor, pathetic, bald, Harry. Although he isn't very 'Harry' now.

"Ha!" laughed Hermione.

"It's on now!" said Harry as he punched Hermione.

"You can't punch a girl!" screamed Ginny as she did absolutely nothing to end the violence.

"Hello!" sang Snape as he walked in the room of requirement. Whap! Harry had just punched Snape for being so cheerful. Then he remembered that that was a good thing. "Oops." said Harry. Then Snape's snooty wife walked in and announced that she was leaving him, for obvious reasons. "Here's a dagger. You will probably have no reason to live now," said Snape's ex-wife.

"NoOoOoOoOo!" shrieked Snape. "Now I have no reason to live!" said Snape as he tried to stab himself, but missed and stabbed Jordan. Don't ask me how Snape or Jordan got there. They just did, okay?

"Ow," said Jordan.

"Let me try that again," said Snape as he held the dagger just above his chest. Then Hairless Harry screamed.

"No Snape! Don't kill yourself! I love you…FATHER!" sobbed Hairless Harry.

"Really?" said Snape as a tear of joy trickled down his greasy cheek.

"Nah, I'm just screwin' with ya!" said Hairless Harry with an evil grin.

Let's just say that now Dumbledore had to file for a new potions/dancing teacher.

"No fair! This chapter was supposed to be about my talent contest, not Snape's

relationship problems! Look at the freakin' title of the chapter! It says: Talent Contest. Is anybody even listening to me!" yelled Natalie angrily.

Everyone continued to ignore Natalie.

A/N: Sorry that I lied about the talent contest.

At about the middle of typing this chapter, I got another review. Thank you SO much, sirius black and remy! Once again, I feel loved. It makes me so happy that people are laughing their heads off.

Again I will say: Boys! Any boys! Please review and volunteer to be Raquel and Natalie's dates! They don't want to be alone, and the dance is approaching rapidly. HELP A COUPLE OF LOVELY GIRLS OUT! As a plus, you get to be a permanent part of the story and I promise that I won't make you do anything embarrassing in the story unless you want to and I will make Natalie (me) behave herself! PLEASE! I beg you!