A/N: I have nothing to say. This is very odd. I've never been speechless before. I'm very scared. Oh yeah! I do have something to say! This will be the longest of any of my chapters. Oh! And boandpop reviewed again! YAY! Wow. I guess I really wasn't speechless after all. Hmm.
Chapter 7: The Really Long Chapter
Ron walked out the room leaving Natalie, Raquel, Fred, and George all alone.
"So… I guess that George and I are going to be your dates…?" said Fred awkwardly.
"Not if you don't ask us." said Natalie matter-of-factly.
"WAIT! YOU IDIOTS!" exclaimed Jordan as he ran in the room. "You forgot to introduce yourselves!" He then blew up.
"Why did he blow up?" asked George.
"Don't worry. He blows up every hour or so." Natalie ran to the window. "It's alright, Jordan! We already introduced ourselves!"
"Okay! See you later!" Jordan's voice seemed to be coming from all directions.
"How did he-" George started to ask a question, but Raquel cut him off.
"No one knows how Jordan does what he does. Oh! And you didn't introduce yourself." As she said this, she turned to Natalie.
"Right! I'm Natalie. You guys are better looking than we thought you'd be. I guess that we can go with you… I call…George!"
"I call Fred!" said Raquel.
"Are you just calling Fred because I already called George? Would you rather have George?"
"No, I really do want Fred."
"Great! It's settled then! Fred, you're with Raquel, and George, you're with me."
Fred and George were (surprisingly) blushing.
"We-well-you-um-um-um!" They stuttered. "Oh no! We're starting to act like-like RON!" They then went out to find Ron. When they found him, they defenestrated him. Defenestrate means to toss out the window.
Pre-Boogie Time (Right before the ball)
Natalie, Raquel, Hermione, and Ginny walked down the stairs of the girls' dormitories to find the guys waiting for them. Unfortunately, Harry and Ron did not get a glance of their girlfriends, for Fred and George had pushed them aside to look at Natalie and Raquel. Raquel was wearing a spaghetti strap black dress that went down to her knees. Natalie was wearing a light purple flowing prom dress. She looked like she was going to a movie premier. Everyone stared at her in shock.
"What?" she asked stupidly.
"You didn't have to get THAT dressed up!" exclaimed Raquel.
"Well… I…" luckily, Natalie was saved from embarrassment by Jordan. He walked in the common room with Luna Lovegood's hand in his. Everyone was too shocked to even ask if Luna was allowed in the Gryffindor common room.
Great Hall (the REALLY funny part)
Everyone was gathered in the Great Hall. (Except the people who have a phobia of dances) The four large tables were replaced by many small round ones that could each seat about four. Everyone sat at a table. After everyone had eaten, Dumbledore waved his wand and the floor was cleared for dancing.
"Minerva? Will you dance with me?" asked Snape. Creepy-alert.
The old witch replied by smacking him. (How do you spell her name? McGonagall?)
"Wait, didn't you die in Chapter 5?" she asked.
"The author of this story reincarnated me." He answered.
Just then, I remembered how greasy his hair is. No one that has hair like that should be alive. So, I'll have to kill him in a gruesome way before this chapter is over. How fun.
Dumbledore then said, "Before we all go dance, I'd like to sing a special song. Thank you." Just then, old jazz music started to play softly. Harry pushed Dumbledore off the stag and took the mike.
"Oh my god! Please don't sing Harry!" shrieked Ginny.
"Where did the stage come from and what's a microphone?" asked Ron. Everyone ignored him and watched Harry.
"Stupid Dumbledore!" exclaimed Harry. "No one wants to hear icky jazz music! Or listen to him sing, for that matter…HIT IT!" Music started to play. Harry started to sing-which sounded like a dying animal.
I'm going out tonight-I'm feeling all right
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little out of line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and…
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Colour my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The girls need a break -- tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and…
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Colour my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
I get totally crazy
Can you feel it?
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman
Snape then died. He died because his poor, greasy ears could not take Harry's singing and had exploded, causing Snape to bleed to death.
"God, you're an awful singer, Harry!" yelled Ron as the song ended. "You made Snape die! Again! Although that's not such a bad thing."
"I'd like to see if you can do better!" Harry yelled back.
"FINE!" And with that, Ron stepped on stage and sang.
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat, what d'you think about that
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
Ron's voice was very beautiful. The people in the Great Hall would have been crying from his wonderful voice if they weren't too busy having hysterical fits of laughter. Poor Ron.
"Ginny, we need new boyfriends," said Hermione.
"I agree. They are way too embarrassing," said Ginny.
23 minutes later
After much medical attention, Harry and Ron had calmed down and everyone was actually ready to dance. Yay.
A/N: I apologize for making this chapter so long. I also apologize for not updating sooner. I was too lazy-I MEAN BUSY! Yes, I was too busy… Oh! Andthanks for reviewing, ChocoholicMonkeyfish. Your review made me feel good. I like your story, 'Halloween Havoc' by the way.