A/N: Yes, I know. I haven't updated in a while. Sorry. Hope this chapter's funny. Thank you Audre, and thank you eaglebabe45. You know, for reviewing.

Chapter 10: The Stupid, yet Brilliant Idea

"All you have to do to beat Voldermort is-" Natalie stopped speaking and stood up. She then walked into the girl's bathroom. All the others started to get annoyed.

13 minutes later

"Sorry I took so long. I was making soap bubbles. Hee, hee! That was a lot of fun," said Natalie apologetically.

"Now all you have to do to beat Moldybutt is get Harry to sing for him. Duh."

"That's absurd!" said Hermione. "This isn't one of your silly games, you know, Natalie! This is war!"

"She's right! My singing is so good that it would just make him stronger!" said Harry pompously.

"Harry. Your singing sucks. Anyway, I agree with Hermione. That plan is… actually, that just might work! That's brilliant!" said Ginny.

"Yeah!" agreed Ron.

"It's stupid, but good," said Raquel.

"I am surrounded by idiots," said Hermione.

"I know the perfect song for Harry to sing!" said Natalie excitedly. "He can sing 'Redneck Woman'! This is great!"

Voldermort walked into the room huffing. He was very fat.

"Whoa! You're like, really fat!" said Natalie. "Hey, what are you doing here, and how did you get in?"

"I realized that Harry wasn't going after me. He completely ignored me! I mean, he was supposed to skip this school year and come after me! Hello! If he doesn't destroy me, I'll kill everyone in sight! Oh, and as for getting here, let's just say I have my ways," said Voldermort.

"…Why are you fat?" asked Harry.

Voldermort broke down crying. "I ate too many creampuffs! Is it really that noticeable? Geez, you don't have to be so MEAN! Now I'll never impress Betty, the girl of my slightly disturbing dreams! After all, she only goes for skinny guys!"

"…" said Ron.

"…" said Harry.

"…" said Hermione.

"Oh you poor thing!" cried Jordan.

"…Here are the lyrics to the song, Harry," said Natalie.

Harry started to sing.

Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
'cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
But I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on TV
I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
Well, you might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
Hell yeah, hell yeah
Hell yeah
I said hell yeah!

Luckily, the plan worked. By the time Harry was finished singing, Voldermort was dead. Yes, Harry's singing is that horrible.

"OH MY GOD! I killed him! Quick! Hide the body! Before the cops come!" screamed Harry.

"…Uh…Harry? I don't think that-" started Hermione.

Harry walked up to Hermione and slapped her face. "This isn't a game Hermione! I KILLED HIM! I'm a teenager! I'm old enough to be sent to prison! Okay. Gotta calm down. No one will ever know! Ha, ha, ha! If any of you EVER tell someone about this, I'll KILL you! I KILL YOU ALL!" And with that, Harry jumped out the window.

"…Don't worry. He gets like this occasionally. He'll be sober by morning." Said Ginny.

They never guessed what would happen next.

A/N: You like? Oh, and by the way, I, Natalie Rose, have never ever had help writing this story. I have had a few suggestions from my friends and all, but I do all the writing. Oh, and I liked your suggestion, eaglebabe45, but it was too late to put it in the story.

Sorry it took me so long to write it. I have no excuse what so ever. You may throw rocks at me.