A/N: I haven't got one review for Ch. 10 and that hurts. That hurts. No one has even read it! Wah! Oh well. On with Ch. 11:(
No one ever guessed what would happen next.
Chapter 11: The Funeral
Three days ago Voldermort was killed. Harry seemed a lot happier now that he didn't have to worry about that huge war. In fact, everyone was a little happier. That is, until one day… (Dun-Dun-Duuuunnnn)
Natalie came running into the room screaming. "Guys! It's TERRIBLE! Jordan died!"
"So?" asked Raquel.
"You don't understand! He…He's not coming back this time! McGonagall says that there's no way he can be reincarnated!" exclaimed Natalie.
"Gasp!" gasped everyone.
"Oh no! My sweet Jordie-Wordie! HE'S DEAD!" shrieked Luna. She ran out of the common room crying.
"What the bloody hell is she doing in here?" asked Ron.
"Ron! You are so insensitive! Our friend just died!" sobbed Hermione.
Everyone cried for quite a while.
"N-Natalie? Where's the b–b-body?" asked a tearful Harry.
"Body? What bo – I mean Jordan's body is right over there," said Natalie as she pointed to the big bow in the center of the room. "His corpse is in there."
"How did we not notice that?" asked Ginny.
"Well, I guess that we had better plan out his funeral," said Natalie.
1 hour later
They were all dressed in black and were standing under Jordan's favorite tree. They decided it would be best to bury him there. It was Harry's turn to say a few words.
"He was such a good friend. Always making me laugh with his constant pain and suffering. I mean, he was always getting hurt and he would always come back, but now… OH GINNY! IT ISN'T FAIR! It isn't fair." He whimpered the last part and buried his head in Ginny's shoulder.
Suddenly, the bow creaked open and out stepped Jordan!
"AHH! ZOMBIE! DIE ZOMBIE!" screamed Ron as he tried to hit Jordan.
"I'M NOT DEAD! All I can remember is that… NATALIE! Why the heck did you hit me with a shovel and stuff me into this box?" yelled Jordan.
Natalie shrugged. "I was bored. You know, I think I hit you too hard. It knocked all the stupid out of you. Here let me fix that." Natalie took the shovel and hit Jordan.
Jordan smiled that stupid smile of his and yelled, "HIPPOS! WOOO!" he then proceeded to run around like an idiot.
"That's the old Jordan," said Natalie.
"Natalie, I am so mad! I could have been studying all this time!" yelled Hermione.
Everyone ignored Hermione. Except Ron, he did the opposite of ignoring her. (Get your mind out of the gutter, readers. All he did was talk to her, mostly about quidditch.)
A/N: Mmm. I'm drinkin' hot chocolate.
I didn't even get one review. (cries)