A/N: Think of this as my Christmas present to you. Two chapters in one day. You know what I'd like for Christmas? (cough that sounds suspiciously like 'reviews')
Chapter 14: The Great Hunt
It was just an average Saturday in Hogwarts, when The Congregation of Amigos awoke to find a terrifying sight. It appeared as though all of their clothes had huge gaping holes in them. They wondered what could cause it. None of them knew, well, except Natalie.
Her eyes narrowed as she said, "Moths." She said this with an I-loath-these-vile-creatures tone of voice.
They all hurried to the Common Room to find that a swarm of moths were flying every which way.
"EWW! How did these disgusting creatures get in here?" asked Ginny.
"I'll go ask Dumbledore if he can help us," said Harry.
15 minutes later
Harry ran in the room crying.
"Dumbledore won't help us! He called me an annoying busy body with no life! He also said that I was pathetic!" he cried.
"Great! How are we supposed to get them out now!" whimpered Ron.
"Hey where's Natalie?" asked Raquel.
"Right here," said Natalie.
They all turned to see her in safari clothes. She held a butterfly net and a box. She gave the box to Raquel.
"Raquel, cover me. I'm going in," she said. Wow, this was the most serious that Natalie had ever been.
Natalie took a deep breath. "Ah. Smell that? It's the stench of a great hunt. It has been many moons since I last hunted the moth menace." Okay, so maybe she wasn't acting that serious.
"So let me get this straight. You're going to catch every moth with a butterfly net," said Ginny. Natalie nodded. "You're crazy then! Why don't you just use a fly swatter?"
"Too messy. I'll kill them clean and efficiently," replied Natalie.
Raquel looked in the box. It contained several plastic containers and several bottles of fingernail polish remover. They all watched as the moths zoomed left and right to avoid Natalie's net. However, she was too quick. She easily caught several moths in one strike. The moths tried to escape from the net, but couldn't. Natalie already had a grip on the net, keeping them trapped at the tip of it.
She then yelled, "Raquel! Toss me a container, now!"
Raquel tossed it to her and she caught it easily. With one swift motion, she took her hand off the end of the net and released the moths. The moths were ecstatic over their release from the net, but were horrified when they realized that they were being released into a plastic container. Once all of the moths were trapped in the container, Natalie pored some fingernail polish remover in.
"The smell of the fingernail polish remover poisons them," explained Natalie.
She kept this process up for a few hours. It was monotonous work, but she seemed to be enjoying it. She had finally caught and killed all of the moths.
"It was fun while it lasted," she sighed. "Ah well. Now, to dispose of the bodies."
She dumped all of the dead moths into a big sack and dumped it in the garbage.
That was the end of the great moth hunt.
All of a sudden, she punched Jordan. He didn't seem to notice. After a few moments, he screamed in pain. "OWW!"
"Give me a cheeseburger!" screamed Natalie.
"But I don't have one!" sobbed Jordan.
"I WANT IT NOW!"
"Why don't you just go to the kitchen and ask for one?" suggested Ron.
"NO! She can't! If she does, then she'll be making those poor house elves work even harder!" screamed Hermione.
Natalie glared at her and roared. "I WANT A CHEESEBURGER NOW!" she screamed. Then she threw an awful temper tantrum.
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