A/N: I have so many people to thank. Sorry it took so long to update, I'm lazy.

Riddikulus3000: I am so glad that you enjoyed it. Don't worry, you'll get more reviews.

grinttastic: Your eyes are probably moist from both.

Gerard Way is Hott: I'm so glad that you got to read it. Don't get in trouble for screaming! Oh, and I'm not sure why you're asking me that… But it does seem a little weird… I wouldn't do it, but that's just my opinion.

Christipotter: Yeah, he is a poor freak. And I'm not worried about the flames, they didn't really give any good reasons why they don't like my story.

RedXIIIlover: Don't worry, I won't stop writing. I don't think that having PCD is a good thing though…

SweetDragon: THANK YOU! I tried to make it as funny as I could. Glad you are laughing.

ON WITH THE STORY!

Chapter 16: Secret Admirers

It was another lovely Saturday at Hogwarts. The Congregation of Amigos was eating breakfast.

"Hey Raquel, what's the date?" asked Natalie.

"February 19, 2006. Why do you ask?" said Raquel.

"WOAH! IT'S FEBRUARY 19, 2006? BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" screamed Natalie, causing everyone in the Great Hall to look at them.

"Why do you say that?" asked Raquel.

"We haven't celebrated New Years, the Chinese New Year, my dog's birthday, or even Valentines Day yet! This makes no sense!"

"Natalie, nothing in this story makes sense. Especially not the timing."

"Oh."

Just then, hundreds of owls came flying towards Natalie and Raquel. Each owl dropped several letters in front of them. After the owls had delivered their letters, they all began to attack Harry.

"OW!" screamed Harry. "What the (bleep) is going on?"

After each owl had pecked Harry a few times, they flew off. Jordan blew up. Darn that PCD.

"Who are all those letters from?" asked Ron, who was getting a little jealous because he never got that many letters.

Natalie opened one. It said:

Dear Natalie,

I can deny it no longer. I am madly in love with you. Your hair is like a long silky scarf. Your eyes are like pools of chocolate syrup. You are the most beautiful creature on the face of this earth.

Love, Your SecretAdmirerPersonThingAMajig

Raquel opened another letter. It was just like the first one, only it was addressed to her. Every single letter was a love letter to either Natalie or Raquel. Each letter looked like it was from a different person, though.

Later that day…

It was lunch time, and the Congregation of Amigos was happily eating lunch. Jordan blew up. Just then, hundreds of owls flew in to deliver more love letters to Natalie and Raquel. Once they dropped off their letters, they attacked Harry.

"OW! I can't believe it! OUCH! Twice in one day! YEOW! What is up with that?" screamed Harry.

That night…

By dinner time, Harry was pretty jumpy. After all, he had been attacked twice that day. The first few minutes of dinner were peaceful, so Harry began to relax. Maybe the owls wouldn't come again. He thought.

1 minute after he had this thought, the owls soared in the Great Hall. After they delivered yet another pile of love letters to Natalie and Raquel, they attacked him.

"WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?" Harry screamed after 12 minutes of being pecked unmercifully. The owls had finally stopped.

Natalie turned to Harry. "Um… I sort of put a bunch of owl treats in your pocket this morning. Sorry, Harry," she said, although she wasn't really sorry.

"Why the heck did you do that?" screamed Harry. Jordan blew up.

"Um… I dunno… I was bored."

"AND THAT MAKES IT OKAY?"

"Uhhh…"

Raquel then said, "Oh, and I sort of sprayed your clothes with owl-food-scented perfume."

"WHAT KIND OF IDIOT MAKES A PERFUME LIKE THAT?" screamed Harry.

Ron turned to him and said, "Harry? Seamus, Dean, Neville, and I replaced your shampoo with a liquid that attracts owls."

"Ginny and I put a sign on your back that says, 'OWLS SUCK. IF YOU ARE AN OWL AND FIND THIS OFFENSIVE, FEEL FREE TO ATTACK ME.' Sorry about that," added Hermione.

"You guys too?" Harry asked.

They all nodded. Jordan blew up.

"I thought that we were friends! Why did you do that?" he whimpered.

"Uh… 'Cause we were bored," they said.

Just then, everyone in the Great Hall, even Dumbledore and all of the teachers, turned to Harry and said, "Um… Harry? We might have done something else to make you owl-licious."

"WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME SO MUCH?" cried Harry.

Dumbledore stepped forward with a piece of parchment that was at least 300 feat long and began to read:

"Reason number 1: You complain too much.

Reason number 2: You're a crybaby.

Reason number 3: You smell bad.

Reason number 4: When your godfather died, you destroyed my office."

3 hours later…

"Reason number 6,452: You never brush your hair.

Reason number 6,453: You always-"

"OKAY! I GET IT ALREADY!" screamed Harry. He then ran out of the Great Hall crying like a little girl that had just found out that her kitty 'ran away' when in actuality, a car had run over it. Jordan blew up.

Midnight…

Harry was angry. What had happened was unforgivable. He wanted revenge.

A/N: How will Harry get his revenge? Why can't I think of any more questions to ask you? Why am I even asking you any questions at all? Find out in Ch. 17!

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