No one feel offended by the weirdness of this story.
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers or any of the characters in this story, Or any of my other stories.
We find Link and Zelda sitting on a hill.
"Hey Zelda, pass me the Ice Cream." says Link
"You want this? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?"
"Don't yell at me...please pass me the Ice Cream?"
"Here you go, enjoy."
Link's eyes shine with joy as here grabs the spoon that lies on the ground. The ground with ants and roaches and bees and beetles and wasps and spiders and snakes and yo-yos and hangers and pillows and lamps and cdplayers and computers and toys and brushes and cards and phones and controllers and speakers and video games and VCRs and boxes and trumpets and papers and paper towels and candy and sugar cane and...
ten minutes later
yada yada yada blah blah blah ooga ooga ooga yada yada yada blah blah blah ooga ooga ooga yada yada yada blah blah blah ooga ooga ooga yada yada yada blah blah blah ooga ooga ooga
"SHUT UP! I can't take the presure!" Link rolls down the hill, sreaming FREEDOM, FREEDOM, wOOh, WooH.
"Bye bye Link. Tee hee hee" says Zelda.
We find Samus and Capt. Falcon making fat remarks. WELL GUESS WHAT! YOU'RE BOTH FAT!
"Samus, you're so fat, you can't even fit in your Power Suit!" says Capt. Falcon.
"gasp. I am offended. Capt. Falcon, you're so fat, you can't even fit your PANTS!." says Samus.
"IT'S ON FAT LADY!" says Capt. Falcon.
"BRING IT, NO FIT PANTS PERSON." says Samus.
Capt. Falcon waddles towards Samus, she does the same.
"pant pant. How 'bout we settle this over smoothies." says Capt. Falcon.
"Okay." says Samus.
The two roll all the way to the smoothie place. "Ah, sweet strawberry." says Samus. "Ah, sweet Coconut." says Capt. Falcon.
They try to sit in a seat, but break the chair.
"Ahahaha. Ahahaha" laughs Samus.
"Woohoohoo. Woohoohoo." laughs Capt. Falcon.
They laugh and laugh without a care in the world. Untill...IS THAT A WEASEL?
"Ahhh! Run Capt. Falcon, run!" screams Samus.
"I can't move. Somebody help me!" says Capt. Falcon.
They try to get away but all they can do is waddle in place.
"I have an idea! Let's bounce." says Samus
"I would if I could."
"No, I mean bounce litterally."
"Oh, bounce bounce, bounce for your life!" screams Capt. Falcon.
They jump around until they come to a bounce and they bounce like they've never bounced before.
"Yay, we got away." says Capt. Falcon.
"We're not going to be weasel food." says Samus.
"Hey Samus?"
"Yes?"
"I can't stop bouncing."
"...Nether can I!"
"AAAAHHHH!" they scream.
Next is the man who warns the smashers.
One day, the smashers are called to a meeting. All except Samus, Capt. Falcon, and Link. What could've happened tothem? The other smashers stand around in the park, sweating like pigs.
"Smashers, I have called you all here for one reason. YOU ARE ALL FAT! You are going to destroy the world. Oh yeah, my name is Mr. Man."
"How does being fat destroy the world?" asks Ness.
"Simple as this, You are all going to throw the world out of orbit. Sending the earth straight into the sun, where we will all burn our lard booties. Burn I tell you, BURN. The saviors have doomed us to a crispy death." says Mr. Man.
"Crispy? Like crispy bacon?" asks Ness.
"No, like crispy people." says Mr. Man.
"Do crispy people taste good?" asks Ness.
"Yeah, do they?" ask all the smashers.
Mr. Man puts his hand to his face. "I'm working with idiots." says Mr. Man.
Link, Capt. Falcon, and Samus finally show up. The smashers stop them from rolling and bouncing. "Glad you could join us Link, Samus, Capt. Falcon." says Mr. Man.
"Uh, we're okay." says Link.
"We can all prevent this. It is up to all of you to lose weight and get in shape. My friend Richard Simmons will help you, and we can't forget the Energizer Bunny. YOU'RE UP RICHARD SIMMONS!
"Okay ladies kick up those legs now. Put your heart into it, I know if we work together we can relieve you of that pain staking fat. Oh very nice effort Zelda, but you need to kick up those legs."
"Richard Simmons, you're so fine." thinks Zelda.
"I-I feel-I feel like I'm going to explode." says Jigglypuff.
"Keep going Jig, we need to get skinny so we can save the world." says Pikachu.
"But I don't wanna! I wanna sleep!" says Jigglypuff.
"BE QUIET!" says Mr. Man.
The smashers continue dancing with Richard Simmons for two days.
"Does any one feel any different?" asks Richard Simmons.
"Uh, no, we just feel sweaty and stinky. Thanks a lot monkey chow." says Ness.
"Than it looks like we're going to dance some more! What fun!" says Richard Simmons. "When I say "Break out into a dance", dance your pants off! Wooh! ...Break out into a dance!"
The smashers dance their pants off.
How long will Richard Simmons push the Smashers into a dance? And what will the Energizer Bunny's test be. Will it be crazy like telling all the men "kick up those legs ladies"? Or will it be something so sinister, so cruel that I can't even imagine. And what ever happened to that cute, lovable weasel? Find out next time in "The Energizer Bunny". dondonda