Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers or any of the characters in this story.
Prepare for your worst nightmare...The Energizer Bunny! If that doesn't scare you...than be afraid of...Richard Simmons! Mwahahahaha
"Okay! We're done with the dancing. Who wants cookies and milk?" says Richard Simmons.
"Oh oh, I do!" says Link.
"Well, you can't have any because it's time to dance! Yay!" says Richard Simmons.
"Wahh, wahh! I don't wanna move my hips. I hate dancing." says Jigglypuff.
"Shut up you fruit cake." says Mewtwo.
"Fruit cake nasty." says Zelda.
"No whining ladies, just kick up those legs." Richard Simmons reaches for the jukebox and presses the play button. "Who loves the Chicken Dance?" asks Richard Simmons.
"Me like chicken, chicken taste goood." says Bowser.
Dadadadadadada, dadadadadadada, dadadada, dadadada, dadadadadadada, dadadadadadada, dadadada, dadadada, dadadada, dadadada, dadadada, dadada, dadadadada, dadadadadada. Goes the juke box.
"Flap those beaks and wings and wag that tail!" says Richard Simmons.
They do this for the next hour, until Mr. Man disrupts them.
"I'm sorry Richard, but it's time for the Energizer Bunny. I'm sorry to the smashers too, you all get to miss out on the rest of the Chicken Dance."
"Oh, poor us." says Ganondorf.
"You dare send me away. I will not go down with out a fight." says Richard Simmons as he pulls out a light saber. "Kick up those legs lady."
"I am a master Jedi, you can not defeat me!" says Mr. Man.
The smashers stare at the so called Jedi fight.
"Hawagawaga!" screams Richard Simmons.
"Hiyah!" screams Mr. Man.
Mr. Man knocks Richard's light saber out of his hands and it goes flying. "Please don't hurt me. I'm leaving." Richard Simmons runs away and screams "I'll doom you all! Mwahahahaha!"
"I'm not your friend anymore, and you can forget those cookies I promised you. RUN AWAY YOU LITTLE PANZY!" shouts Mr. Man.
"Um, that was awkward." says Marth.
"Now, without further ado, I give you...The Energizer Bunny!" says Mr. Man.
"...So? Where is he?" says Mario.
"Just a second." Mr. Man pulls out a Magician's Hat and pulls the Energizer Bunny out of it. "Tada!"
"How could that big bunny fit in that little hat?" Ness asks Young Link. Young Link justs shrugs his shoulders.
"Now everyone, I have prepared a little drum for you all. There are also mallets, but only two to a person." says Mr. Man.
The smasher talk about something, than Ness says: "Um, do you think you could get them for us? We're kinda unable to move."
"What, are you all to fat to move? Ugh, fine whatever." says Mr. Man.
The smashers get their drums and the Energizer Bunny begins his exercise. The bunny starts to play the drum and the smashers try to keep up.
"This is easy." says Bowser.
"How long do we have to do this?" says Roy.
"Oh, for about...five days?" says Mr. Man.
"WHAT! Are you crazy! We need to eat!" says Roy.
"Don't worry about that, the person who does this the longest gets TEN pounds of chocolate." says Mr. Man.
"What? Really?" Roy hold's his head up high and plays the drum.
One Day Later
"You all are doing so well, keep up the great work." says Mr. Man.
"I don't know if I can keep this up." says Jigglypuff.
"Do it for the chocolate Jig. You want the chocolate." says Pikachu.
"I want the chocolate." says Jigglypuff.
"Too bad it's going to be mine though." says Pikachu.
"Hey, I won't let you beat me!" says Jigglypuff.
"You're even fatter than you were before!" says Pikachu.
"I'm going to kick your--"
"Hey! Shut up, both of you." says Mr. Man.
Pikachu sticks his tongue out at Jigglypuff.
The Next day
"When you lose, just sit there and watch everyone else." says Mr. Man.
"I'm out." says Ganondorf.
"Aw, poor baby. LOSER! You're not just a loser, you're a loser baby!" says Link.
"I can't make it Popo, I going to fall!" says Nana.
"NANA!" says Popo.
Nana falls on her face and Popo mourns. Then he thinks. "YES! Another one gone, that means a better chance of me winning!"
The Next Day
"There are only 12 remaining smashers, who will overcome this challenge? It is up to, Zelda, Link, Marth, Roy, Luigi, Mario, Fox, Samus, Kirby, Mr. G&W, Pikachu, and Jigglypuff.
"I'm going to win!" says Pikachu.
"Nu-uh, I am!" says Jigglypuff.
"You couldn't win your way out a wet paper bag!" says Pikachu.
"How bout this, Neither of you are going to win, because I will!" says Roy.
"Whatever! The chocolate it MINE you hear me!" says Marth.
The smashers get into an argument on who will win. Samus yells at Pikachu and Jigglypuff. Fox yells at Mr. G&W, Roy, Marth. Zelda yells at Link, Mario yells at Luigi and vice-versa. What's this? Kirby's yelling at himself!
The Final Day
"I have won! Victory! Victory I say!" screams Samus. "The sweet chocolate is mine and mine alone. Wahoo!"
"You don't deserve it." says Capt. Falcon.
"And why's that?" says Samus.
"Because, you can't fit in your Power Suit."
"Shut up. Give me my ten pounds of chocolate." says Samus.
"Chocolate?"
"Yes, my chocolate."
"Oh, that chocolate. I said I would give it to the person who went the longest."
Mr. Man walks over to the Energizer Bunny and he talks to him.
"Okay, it's done."
"No it's not, I didn't get my chocolate."
"Oh, but you didn't go the longest. The Energizer Bunny did." says Mr. Man.
"WHAT!"
"Like they say, the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going and going and going and going and going." says Mr. Man. "No chocolate for you."
"Grr...doesn't the bunny get the chocolate?"
"No, he doesn't want it. He's trying to watch his form."
"Then give it to me!" says Samus.
"I can't, you'll get fat. Then the world will be destroyed."
"Huh? That's not fare." says Samus.
"Too bad. Oh I almost forgot. Have any you met my pet WEASEL?"
"Ahh! It's a weasel. Run away!" scream the Smashers.
Do you like your stories over-easy, or sunny-side-up? Just kidding.
The dadadadadadada part is the chicken dance song.
What lies in the next chapter? Wait and see.