Here's chapter two! Geez it took forever to get three reviews, but thanks to the people that did!

Disclaimer: Again I do not own Harry Potter or anything related to it, but if I did I'd be the happiest person alive.

Chapter 2:

Cheese and Sleeping Pills

"What?" Dumbledore asked.

"Malfoy stunned Snape. That's why we brought him here." Harry continued.

"Cool, Dude. Just leave him here and I'll think up a punishment." Dumbledore said while shooing them out with the wave of one tanned hand. As they closed the door they heard Dumbledore asking, "Yo, Draco, Dude, have you ever tried the Can-Can?"

The three of them shuddered as they ran back down the staircase to get as far away from Dumbledore as possible.

When they reached Gryffindor tower they said the password and ran inside. Hermione and Ron looked at Harry and smiled. "Ooooooooh! You're gonna get BUSTED!" Hermione said.

"Up shut!" Harry said. He sat down on the couch and began doing his homework. Wait, what am I saying! The great Harry Potter does not need to do homework! Hermione does it for him.

After Hermione was done doing Harry's homework she went into the girl's dormitory exhausted. She opened a book and began to read out loud to no one in particular, "See Spot. See Spot run. Run, Spot, run!"

Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown came in the dormitory just then talking loudly.

"Did you hear about Malfoy's nose?"

"Yeah! I heard it got cut off-"

"And now he looks like Michael Jackson! (A/N: No offense to Mr. Jackson) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"And how Hermione looks like a jellyfish with her hair down-"

"Yeah! With all those knotted strings all over her head-"

"It's like a giant bush!"

"Hey! I am right here, ya know!" Hermione shouted angrily. They looked at her and laughed.

"I'm sorry, Hermione, we didn't know you were there!"

"Well, it's nice to know that you guys talk about me behind my back." Hermione pouted and crossed her arms over her chest.

"Oh please, Hermione. We talk about everyone behind their backs."

"Lavender's even talked about me behind my back."

"Really?" asked Hermione.

Parvati and Lavender looked at each other for a second then said, "Nah!" and walked out of the room talking about Snape's greasy hair.

Hermione sighed and put on some pajamas. She quickly fell asleep, dreaming of mashed potatoes…

Hermione woke up early and quickly got dressed. She walked down the stairs to the common room and saw Fred and George talking with Ron, but something seemed different.

"That Quidditch game you guys played last night was awesome!" Fred said excitedly.

"Uh, Fred, we didn't play Quidditch last night." Ron said.

Hermione stood shocked. What happened to Ron's creepy accent!

"Hey, Hermione." Ron said smiling up at her. She just gaped at him until she got the courage to speak.

"A-accent." Was all she could say.

Ron looked at her suspiciously and replied, "Hermione? Are you all right? What do you mean accent? Did something happen? Why are you staring at me? Why am I asking all these questions!"

Fred and George looked at each other and laughed.

"Sorry, Hermione! Didn't mean to scare you!"

"George and I found a box of sleeping pills-"

"And we wrapped one of the pills in cheese-"

"You know how Ronald loves cheese-"

"And we told him it was a cheese stick-"

"So he ate it-"

"And now his French accent is gone!"

Hermione stood awe-struck to the spot and looked at Ron. He eyed her suspiciously and sighed.

Hermione didn't talk at all during breakfast in the Great Hall. She was barely even touching her food. Harry and Ron didn't seem to mind, though. Hermione was still shocked that Ron's ridiculous (yet amusing) accent was gone. Good riddance though, she thought, that accent was getting kind of annoying.

She overheard pieces of their conversation and sighed. All they ever seemed to talk about was Quidditch, but this time they were talking about how to make a Chihuahua dance.

"I think if you make them listen to Usher all day without any breaks they will eventually start dancing." Ron said pointing a sausage at Harry.

"Who's Usher?" Harry asked, backing away from Ron's sausage.

"He's that African-American singer all the teenage American girls drool over. Just imagine… if I could become a singer, I would have Hermione drooling all over me!" Ron leaned back in his chair, "Just think about it, mate. Hermione, with her gorgeous brown hair, trying to get me, Ron Weasley, to let her up on stage…"

Harry whistled, "Quite an imagination there…"

"You know what? You're right! I can't just imagine all this! I'm gonna make it happen!" And with those words Ron ran out of the Great Hall leaving Harry quite speechless.

"Okay, what did you say to him this time?" Hermione asked Harry.

"I didn't say anything!" Harry was still staring down the Great Hall where Ron had exited. "I think that accent might have ruined his thinking power."

Hermione looked at Harry in disbelief, "Thinking power?"

"Well- never mind…" Harry said and sunk back down in his chair. Hermione continued eating.

Harry and Ron met up with Hermione in the library after all their classes. "Finally!" Hermione said angrily, "I've been waiting for three minutes!"

"Oh no! Not three minutes! Sheesh, Hermione, I had to go to the bathroom." Ron said.

"Yeah," Harry said stepping forward and whispering into Hermione's ear, "You know how he's not good at holding it in."

Ron's eyes widened, then swelled up with tears, "Y-you guys were talking about me, weren't you?"

Harry and Hermione looked at each other, then said, "No, Ron!"

Ron just looked at them and tears started pouring down his cheeks. "Yes you w-were! I know y-you were! Everyone always t-talks about me behind m-my back!" Ron turned around and started crying.

"Great!" Hermione exclaimed, "You've gone and upset him, Harry!"

"I- what! I didn't do anything! Mister Sensitive over there is the one who made a big deal out of nothing!" Harry yelled angrily.

The next thing they knew they were being booted out of the library for being too loud. Hermione sighed and walked beside them to the Gryffindor common room. Just then Draco Malfoy jumped out from behind a corner and yelled, "BOO!" so loud Ron soiled himself and started crying more.

"Great!" Hermione yelled, "You've gone and upset him right after I finally got him to calm down!"

Draco slowly backed away from Hermione who was advancing towards him with her wand pointed at his heart. "I just might thrust my wand through your chest and fling you out a window! Would you like that!"

Harry chuckled to himself and mumbled, "Heh, Malfoy on a stick."

Draco slowly shook his head and tried to get away from Hermione, but she had him cornered. "Or maybe I ought to turn you into a frog and throw you in the lake! That wouldn't be so good either, now would it!"

Harry said that he liked the idea of Malfoy on a stick better but Hermione told him to shut up. "Well! Aren't you going to answer me!"

Draco winced and said fearfully, "I-I don't want to be killed by a mud- you. P-please let me go."

Harry looked at him shocked. This wasn't like Malfoy at all. Besides that, he actually said please! Ron in the meantime was still crying and looking at Harry for support. Harry was too stunned by what Malfoy said that he wasn't paying any attention to Ron. This angered him and made him cry even harder. "Oh will you shut up already, Ron! You sound like a two year old!" Hermione screamed.

Ron promptly hushed and Draco winced. Hermione turned back to Draco and asked so only he could hear her, "Do you want me to let you go even though you might get teased that you were nearly killed by a mud blood?"

Draco was too scared to answer. He was about to mimic Ron and wet himself, too. Hermione sensed that if she scared him anymore there would be a big puddle on the floor, so she let him go. Draco ran at the speed of light and Hermione sighed, "Ah, that felt good."

Harry and Ron were too busy hugging each other to respond. They continued walking towards the Gryffindor common room and Ron yelped when they saw Parvati and Lavender proceeding out of the tower. Lavender took one look at Ron and started laughing. "Look's like Ronald's in need of a change of pants."

Lavender started laughing along with Parvati as they walked away. Hermione looked at Ron and saw that he was fighting back tears again. She rolled her eyes. "Whatever. Come on, let's go to bed."

A/N: So how was it? I hope it was as good, if not better, than the first chapter! Please R&R!