I bestow upon you, the next chapter. Savor it. SAVOR IT!
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers or any of the characters in this story.
"Oh, I almost forgot. Have any of you met my pet WEASEL?" says Mr. Man.
"Ahh! It's a weasel! Run away!" scream the smashers.
The smashers run away like a herd of antelope, the dirt flying in the air.
"Go get 'em Weasley." says Mr. Man.
Weasley jumps out of Mr. Man's hands and runs after the smashers.
"We're being chased!" says Ness.
"Ahhhh!" scream the smashers.
Jigglypuff trips and screams "Somebody help me! I don't want to be weasel food! Wahh, wahh!"
Weasely runs at Jigglypuff with a smile on his little furry face.
"I've been sentenced to a small, but furry death." Weasely jumps on Jigglypuff and starts to lick her face. "So wet and sticky! Ahhh!"
"Do you think we should help her?" asks Mario.
"No way! Run away or that will be you!" says Luigi.
The smashers continue to run, but stop at the sight of an old friend.
"OH NO! IT'S RICHARD SIMMONS!" says Pikachu
"Run or he'll make you dance!" says Fox.
They try to run the opposite direction, but stop when the see Weasley running at them. "We're cornered! AHH!" screams Link. "Stay away stinky weasel!" says Zelda.
Weasley starts to walk towards the smashers. They stare wide eyed, not knowing what to do. Richard grabs his juke box and puts the "Chicken Dance" song in.
"What do we do? WHAT DO WE DO?" says Ganondorf.
"I know! Lets run on the other sides." says Falco
"Yes let's do that." says Fox.
The start to run but Mr. Man and the Energizer Bunny show up. Now they're really trapped.
"Ahh! We're cornered on both sides!" scream the smashers.
"Haha! Nice job smashers. I guess all that hard work really paid off." says Mr. Man.
"What are you talking about?" says Marth.
"What? You haven't noticed? You are all skinny enough to run away, which means you're not fat anymore."
"Hey! I didn't even noticed it. We were to busy running away from that weasel, that we didn't even know we weren't fat anymore. Yay for us!" says Ness.
"What ever happened to Jigglypuff?" says Pikachu.
Weasley opens his mouth and Jigglypuff's voice comes from it. "I'm here." says Jigglypuff.
"What? The weasel ate you? I'm so sorry Jigglypuff, I didn't mean to be mean to you." says Pikachu.
"What are you talking about? I'm over here." says Jigglypuff.
"Jig! There you are, I thought the weasel ate you! I'm so relieved." says Pikachu.
"YAY! WE'RE NOT FAT ANYMORE! NOW WE CAN SAVE THE WORLD!" scream the smashers. "YAY!"
This chapter was a little too short. But next chapter will be better, I promise. I say goodbye to you all.
The Smashers are finally not fat. Which means they can save the world, somehow. Find out next time. BYE BYE!