Another chapter of Smashers Destroy the World! Yay.
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers or any of the characters in this story.
Sorry it's taken me so long to update. I haven't been getting much sleep lately. yawn
"Smashers, I am so proud of you all. Not one of you have let me down, which means the world will be saved." says Mr. Man.
"YAY!" scream the smashers.
"I want you all to come back here within the next four days. I will gather all the towns people, to show that you have saved the world!" says Mr. Man.
The smashers leave the park and head home.
Mario, Peach, and Luigi do something bad.
"I'm finally home, I haven't seen this place in a week. I so glad to be home." says Mario.
"You got that right brother." says Luigi. "How about we go out to eat tonight? To celebrate our victory."
"Great idea Luigi, do you want to come Peach?" says Mario.
"YES! I'M SO HUNGRY!" screams Peach.
They walk to the nearest diner. They go inside and they take a seat. "Why couldn't we have gotten Chinese food?" says Luigi. Mario and Peach just roll their eyes. The waiter comes up to take their orders.
"Um? I'll take one of everything." says Luigi.
"Me too." says Peach.
"Same." says Mario.
"Are you sure?" asks the waiter.
"Yes." says Luigi, Peach, and Mario.
The food comes out, it takes 20 waiters to get them their food. "Here's your food." says the waiter.
They look at their food with big eyes and evil smiles on there face. Mario grabs his fork, Luigi grabs his spoon, and Peach throws all her silverware across the room which smacks a man in the face behind them.
"Ahh! I'm going blind." screams the man.
They cram all the food in their mouths, food flying, people screaming, the man screaming. But they we're all to busy stuffing their faces to even care. Oh well.
The horror is finally over, and the smashers are done.
"That was goooood." says Mario.
"So tasty!" says Luigi.
"IT ROCKED!" says Peach.
The three try to get up from their seats, but they fall over.
"Oh no! What has happened to us?" says Luigi.
"AHHH! WE'RE FAT AGAIN!" screams Peach.
"Say it ain't so." says Mario. "We've let Mr. Man down! Wahh, Wahh!"
It's a castophe! It's happening again!
The Ice Climbers are walking down the street when the notice a donut shop.
"OOOHHH! I must have some donuts!" says Nana.
"No! We can't or we'll get fat." says Popo.
"I WANT DONUTS NOW!" screams Nana at the top of her lungs.
Popo shinks at the sound of her voice and he starts to cry. "Why are you so mean to me?" he says.
Nana grabs Popo by the collar and drags him into the donut shop.
"We'd like some donuts please." she tells the man behind the counter.
"Well, how many do you want?" he asks them.
"Um, uh, eh..."
"I'm like, going to go do something while you're deciding. So when you want something just tell me, cool?" says the man.
"Uh, um, uhhh, what do I want?" says Nana.
The man leaves the store and heads across the street for a Latte.
"Good, he gone." says Nana.
"What do you mean Nana?" asks Popo.
"I mean we can eat all the donuts and then run out of the store before he comes back." says Nana.
"But, we'll get fat if we do and we're not suppose to get fat."
"TOO BAD! I NEED DONUTS AND I NEED THEM NOW!" says Nana.
Nana jumps behind the counter and grabs the donuts, she then crams them all down her throat without hesitation. Popo thinks and then he jumps back too. They both eat like crazy until all the donuts are gone.
"Yum." says Popo.
"Not yum! DELICIOUS!" says Nana.
Just then the door opens and the counter man walks inside.
"The donuts, you crazies ate all the donuts!...WOOHOO! I'm un-employed!" the man throws his hat on the floor and runs down the street screaming.
WHY I ASK YOU! WHY!
Link and Zelda are walking down the street singing a little tune.
"Lalala,lalalala." sings Link in a deep voice. "Lalala,lalalala." sings Zelda in a high voice.
The continue to sing until they spot Ganondorf leaning against a wall. He walks over to them.
"Hey there stinky baby!" says Ganondorf to Link.
"Well, if it isn't the Loser Baby." says Link. "Are you back for some more drum schooling."
"Grr, you just got lucky. I wasn't feeling good, if I was than I would have beat you with incredible ease." says Ganondorf.
"Suuurrre." says Link.
Link and Zelda walk away with Ganondorf ready to blow.
"GET BACK HERE, OR I'LL...I'LL...UM...DO SOMETHING!" screams Ganondorf.
Link and Zelda come across a Hotdog cart, Link offers Zelda a hotdog. When they are done, Zelda says she wants another one. So Link chases after the Hotdog cart and he gets the hotdog. He brings it back to Zelda and she eats it. Then she says she wants another and another and another and another and another. Link gets her the hotdogs and Ganondorf joins them for lunch. So Link is running around getting them their hotdogs, he even eats some of the hotdogs for himself. After about two hours of this, Link is too fat to run around anymore, Zelda and Ganondorf are bloated to the max so they just lie there.
"I want another hotdog, go get me a hotdog Link." says Zelda.
"I can't, I'm too fat to move."
"Ganondorf?" says Zelda.
"Does it look like I can move?" says Ganondorf.
Zelda pushes Ganondorf and he goes rolling down the street screaming like a little girl.
Basically this goes on for all the smashers, but it would take me forever to write a fat story for all of them. I would if I had the time, but I just don't right now. I might include their fat stories later as an extra chapter. But it would have to be at the end of the story, so just stay tuned in.
End of Chapter
What will Mr. Man think when he sees the smashers as fat as hippos? Will he go blind with fury, or will he fall over. Find out next chapter. Buh-bye.