I am sorry I haven't been updating. My comp. has been jacked up for the past few weeks. I've typed some of thisstory atthe library. I'm glad my comp. is back up and running, now I'll be able to update more often. Sorry about that. Now on to the story.
Mr. Man walked back and forth waiting for the smashers to arrive. "Where are they?" he asks himself.
The smashers walk up to Mr. Man who is now sitting on a rock. His eyes bulge out at the sight of their fatness.
"What happened to you all?" He yells at them.
"We're sorry Mr. Man, the urges made us do it! Blame the urges!" screams Ganondorf.
"...You do know what this means now, right?" asks Mr. Man with a evil look on his face.
The smashers look at him puzzled.
"Oh Weasley!" says Mr. Man.
The smashers faces turn from a puzzled look, to a look of fear. The little rodent jumps up in Mr. Man's hands and an evil smile appears on his face.
"Oh no! Anything but that!" scream the smashers.
"Yes, THAT! Go get'm Weasley!"
Weasley jumps at the smashers stiff legged and smiles at them. He trots after the smashers and they run away like little girls. Weasley jumps in the air looking for his first victim. He jumps on Ganondorf and goes through his shirt. Ganondorf yells and rolls around on the ground. He rolls on his back and Weasley pops his head out of Ganondorf's shirt collar. A sissy scream could be heard from a mile away. Weasley leaves Ganondorf to his sissy screams and runs after the rest of the smashers. He licks them literally one after the other. Finally there was only one smasher, Roy. He backs up against a rock and watches the weasel with horror. Weasley darts at Roy. Roy screams and tries to run away. As he runs away, Weasley jumps on his cape and holds on to it with his teeth. Roy runs around in a circle screaming. Weasely crawls up his cape and jumps on his head.
"Ahh! Weasel on my head! Weasel on my head!" he screams.
Roy trips and lies on the ground, the weasel licking his ears.
"Weasley! Come here Weasley, kisses." says Mr. Man.
Weasley jumps up in Mr. Man's hands and licks his face.
"Are you all ready for the next?" he asks them.
Mr. Man pulls out his cell phone and dials a number.
"I need office one...can you come down to the field? I need you to do something...okay...alright... thanks." Mr. Man closes his cell phone and looks at the smashers who are all hudled next to each other.
A few minutes pass and a car pulls up into the park. The smashers watch it very closely. The door opens and a man comes out.
"OH! It's so good to meet you all again, I've missed you dearly!" says the man who comes out of the car. The smashers look at the man and back at Mr. Man.
"WHY I ASK YOU, WHY!" screams Jigglypuff.
"It is your punishment, now suck it up!" says Mr. Man.
"OKAY! Let's get started!" Says Richard Simmons. "Come on everyone, lets dance!"
"NOOOOO!" scream the smashers.
"Do it, or do something even more painful!" says Mr. Man. He points to the westler standing behind him. The westler cracks his knuckles and looks at the smashers very mean like.
The smashers begin to dance. "Let's burn that lard fatness, and what better way than danceing." says Richard Simmons with a big wide smile.
Mr. Man pulls out his cell phone once again and dials a number.
"Yes, I'd like to order a large pizza with everything on it...uh huh...send it to the park...yeah...I'd also like to order a two liter pop...okay thank you."
Mr. Man watches the smashers while waiting for his pizza and pop. His food arrives and he begins to eat it. After he eats the pizza he pulls out a toothpick and begins to pick his teeth.
A couple of days later
"Okay, that's about it." says Richard Simmons. "I hate to leave you, but I am expected else where. Goodbye everyone, I'm sure we'll meet again."
Richard Simmons runs off into the horizon. The smashers fall face first into the ground. Mr. Man walks to the smashers and says. "Ready for the next?"
"NOOO!" scream the smashers.
Mr. Man has released only half of his wrath. Find out what he does next in the next chapter.
End of Chapter
I'm so happy my comp. is back up and running.