I shall make no excuse to the reason I haven't been updating. The truth is...is...I'M LAZY! Please do not show me any pity, I have no right to it. Because of my lazyness, I shall try to make this chapter the best it can possibly be. I'll go crawl in a hole afterwards.
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers of any of the characters in this story.
"Mwahahaha! Now I can eat all the trix in the world, and no one can stop me!" shouts the rabbit.
"Ahhh!" scream the smashers as they cower behind the children.
"Children! Do something about this rabbit!" says Mr. Man.
"US? You're the Grown-Ups! Why don't you do something?"
"...because we're terrified!"
"Well think about us! We're only CHILDREN!"
"...um...uh...Aha! It's your fault that the rabbit got this way.So I order you to do something. You have to listen to your elders." says Mr. Man in a taunting way.
"FORGET THAT! WE'RE OUT OF HERE!" exclaim the children as they run away.
"Hey! You little munchkins get back here right now! I demand it!" says Mr. Man.
"You sounded old just now Mr. Man." says Link
"Old people scary" says Zelda.
"Hey, what about me? I'm the evil person." says the rabbit.
moment of silence
"What about you?" says Samus.
"Well, I just thought... you know...I..."
"No one cares! You're just a freaky little rabbit with a rainbow colored pelt. You're not scary, you're just really ridiculous and annoying." says Samus. "And another thing..."
As Samus is chewing out the rabbit, his body starts to revert back to the way it was. His pelt changing back to white, and his muscles slowly going away. The dark clouds start to go away, and the trees begin to bloom again.When it is all said and done, the rabbit is cowering behind a trashcan in the alley.
"Wow, that was easy." says Link. "I'd hate to get on Samus's bad side."
"Yeah, me too." says Marth.
Ness looks at the rabbit and says, "Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!"
"Enough small talk, after those kids! They have disrespected me, and I will not stand for that!" says Mr. Man.
Mr. Man runs after the children while the smashers roll behind him.
"He still sounds old." says Link.
The rabbit watches the smashers rolling away, still cowering behind the trashcan.
"Oh, why must I always suffer. I guess I'll never get to taste the true power of trix."
The rabbit walks out of the alley, but he notices a small twinkle in the corner of his eye. "What is this?" The rabbit picks it up and his face lights up with excitement. "Can it be? Yes, it's a piece of TRIX CEREAL! Mwahahaha!" The rabbit shoves it in his mouth, but this time his body doesn't change. "What's going on?" His eyes start turning crazy like and he shoots into the air like a rocket. "WEEE!" he screams.
"Hey! You better stop running right now!" says Mr. Man.
"NO!" scream the children.
"I won't hurt you...MUCH!"
"Ahhh!"
"You leave those cute little children alone!" says Bowser.
"Cute? We'll see how cute they are when I'm done with them!" Mr. Man jumps in the air like a crazy, but stops when he hears a familiar voice.
"MANNY! I thought I taught you better than that!"
"Mumzy? Is that you Mumzy?" asks Mr. Man. He looks up at the window where the voice came and he sees his old wrinkly mother!
"Honestly, what have I told you about picking on children younger than you?" his mother asks him.
"Uh...er...I wasn't picking on them, we were just playing a little game."
"Yeah right! This guy's trying to--" Mr. Man dashes over to the children and covers their mouths. The children mumble words, but none can be made out.
"See? Just playing a game of hide-and-seek, and look! I've found them." Mr. Man pokes one of the kids on the head and walks away.
"Come on guys, it's time for us to hide." Mr. Man walks past the smashers, which actually looks like a run.
"I take back what I said about him being old, now he seems really childish." says Link
"He's like an old child!" says Ness
"How can someone be old and be a child?" asks Fox.
"Everything has to be logical for you. Why can't you except things for the way they are! I hate you!" Falco runs over to a corner and starts crying.
"MANNY! HUSH YOU FAT FRIENDS AND GET OUT OF HERE!" screams Mr. Man's mother.
"At least I'm not some old wrinkly HAG!" shouts Samus.
"Don't make me come down there!"
"Old shrew!"
"That's it!"
"No need to come down mother. Come on guys, we've got some "hiding" to do. Don't forget to count children!"
"Hiding's for the weak!" says Ganondorf.
"Big words from someone who screams like a little girl!" says Link.
"Why you little--"
"MANNY!"
"Ah, time to go." Mr. Man runs off towards the park and the smashers follow him.
Mr. Man's mother watches them roll away. She turns around and heads into the kitchen.
"No good whipersnappers. Always talking back to you and showing you no respect. Why, I'd give the slippers on my feet just to teach those people some manners." She walks over to the kitchen sink and starts washing dishes.
"I'll just have to talk with Manny when he comes home. But first, I've got some cleaning to do!"
I'm sorry, it seems my best is not good enough. I'll go crawl in a hole, and await my next inspiration. I'm so ashamed!
Mr. Man still lives with his mother? Why can't he move out? And why do I keep rambling about things? Find out in the next CHAPTER!
Goodbye all, time to go to my hole.