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Day 25: The Wild

Mavis woke up to the feeling of something batting at her which she promptly grabbed its wing like paw and pushed it aside glaring up at the dragon that was trying to wake her up. It chittered at her in a pleading manner and gestured towards her breasts slinking back a few steps. Mavis's gaze softened as she got up and stretched looking down at her 'baby' in a sense. He had grown a lot in the past three weeks nearly tripling in size which kind of intimidated Mavis but also made her chuckle strangely enough. Despite it treating her as its mommy it acted a lot like a close pet which convinced Mavis that she didn't need to really be afraid of it for now. She smiled softly at it and undid her top exposing her breasts to him speaking sweetly.

"Ok Ancalagon if you are so insistent then here's your breakfast." The Dragon chirped eagerly and latched on with Mavis giggling at his eagerness stroking the feathers on his head.

She did find the fact that she could produce milk for this guy a little weird and disconcerting but nothing else had happened to her and she couldn't do anything about it so she just went with it. And as a bonus, a petty little thing that made her feel better, the lactating was doing wonders for her bust size increasing it to something substantial. As she looked around the grotto she had to admit things had not been so bad for her; she had warm clean water, an almost roof over her head, was out of the wind and cold, and had a soft warm bed. The dragon also served as a nice hug pillow that heated her up every single night which did help given how cold it was even in the grotto and her lack of clothing. As it finished its suckling and backed off burping Mavis felt a grumble in her own stomach again which made Ancalagon whine in sympathy. This was another thing Mavis liked about him, he could be rather needy for attention and food but he was always genuinely grateful to her and wanted to make her happy as a result. She sighed at him and put on a 'vine cloak' she had weaved together to keep the wind off of her in addition to her top and stood up speaking to him.

"Alright boy, we need to find food for myself so keep quite." He nodded to Mavis and followed her as she climbed out of the grotto shivering at the cold wind.

She had tried going off to look for food in the past leaving him behind but every single time he had followed her so she just taught him how to be silent; an eerily easy task as he seemed to understand her words somewhat. As she expected once the food in the grotto ran out there wasn't much outside to sustain her so she had to keep looking far and wide. As she moved she saw a few wisps of snow in the air which made her groan at how hard it would be to find food now. As she moved a snap of sticks to the side made her duck and cover with Ancalagon doing the same next to her. As they looked through some dried grass they saw the giant spider Mavis had a conflict with earlier step through the woods. They watched it stop for a second looking around as its stomach growled and, judging everything was fine, it moved out in a set direction. 'Wait, it must be looking for food; and it knows where to find it given its movement.' Mavis thought to herself smiling and began following the spider with the dragon following behind her a little nervously glancing at the spider. As they followed it the spider stepped out of the woods into an area with some snow packs in it and lowered its body close to the ground to act like a sled as its legs propelled it along. Mavis nodded at that and got on all fours crawling along the snow as well with Ancalagon hesitating at the edge for a second before doing something similar. He normally walked on two wings and two feet with his second pair of wings folded up but he extended the second pair to get better purchase in the show.

After following the spider through the open field they came to a small chasm that had steam pouring out of it just like Mavis's grotto. The spider did not hesitate and walked out on a log spanning the chasm attaching a line of thread to it before letting itself down. Mavis crawled out onto the log with Ancalagon following her like a loyal dog looking down into the mist in worry. Mavis turned towards him and rubbed his head reassuringly speaking softly.

"Don't you worry about a thing; mommy is just going to see what food she can find down there." Ancalagon chittered worriedly as Mavis turned back to the log itself.

The spider had clearly come here a lot given how many lose threads were still here giving her an idea on how to get down. Cutting a few threads lose she attached them together and created something akin to a bungee line which she attached to herself. She dropped down from the log holding onto the line in case if it was too long and slid down silently into the mist. She finally got to the bottom reaching ice which she tested tentatively before setting foot on it and looking around to find the spider. She found it after a few quick sweeps and saw it cut open a circle in the ice using its legs… somehow, and cast some webbing in to pull out some fish. 'Hmmm, clever idea for essentially a gigantic bug.' Mavis noted it in respect as she pulled out her stump of a sword to cut a hole in the ice herself. As she did that and pushed it to the side so she could reach down into the water she slipped on the ice with her hair falling in the water. As she groaned in annoyance she felt a tugging on her hair that gave her immediate hope which was rewarded with a fish when she pulled it out.

"Ye-" He moment of triumph was shattered however when she was body slammed to the side by the spider. "Ok, that was a bitch move!" Mavis got up facing him in anger as the spider seemed to laugh at her as it added her small fish to its already impressive collection.

Growling in anger she leapt at the spider with her stumpy blade and actually managed to cut off one of its legs. Shrieking in pain and anger the spider went to slap her aside but she dodged its attack and went to stab its underbelly. What she had forgotten was that spiders had 8 legs total and only two were needed to keep this one standing and it had lost only one. It grabbed her with four other legs holding her up so it could cover her with web pining her down and went to bite her. As it made contact however it backed up spitting to the side and growling at her in annoyance as it went to just stab her with its leg to finish off the annoyance that had taken its leg. As it did so a shriek came from above as Ancalagon had leapt from the log above landing on the spider and biting on its leg hard enough to make the exo-skeleton crack. Shrieking in pain and frustration the spider bucked as best it could to get the dragon off with the dragon holding on for a wild ride. Mavis struggled as best she could but the webbing was firmly attached to a surface now keeping her from breaking free quickly leaving helpless as the spider knocked the dragon off of its back. Turning on the dragon it encases the dragon in a web cocoon and pulled it along with its trove of fish back to its lair with Mavis completely forgotten. As Ancalagon shrieked in fear Mavis's eyes narrowed as she spoke quietly.

"You just crossed the line mister long leg."


Back at the spider's lair it set the pile of fish in one corner next to, oddly enough, an empty bag of Doritos chips as it moved over to its main web. The spider didn't have much food stored in its lair or very much stuff stored there for that matter. Mostly it was a cold grey place draped with spider silk in multiple parts with the occasional skeleton of sorts dotting the area. Inside its silky cocoon Ancalagon chirped in fear trying to wiggle its way out as best it could as the spider took it up to its web. Setting it down on the web it cut open the cocoon just enough to let its head poke out so it could judge what exactly it had caught. As Ancalagon struggled vainly against its binds the spider gave it a taste test and found it to actually taste pretty good chittering at this. As it made to bite however a rock came hurdling through the air striking one of its eyes making it shriek in pain and look up at whoever would dare attack it. Spotting Mavis it seemed to make an 'of course' grunt as Mavis held out a spear with her sword remnant acting at the blade.

"Well come and get me, cause you're not eating my baby until I am dead bitch!" The spider chittered before leaping to the ground and charging at Mavis headlong.

Mavis smiled and ducked rolling out of the way of its charge slashing at its legs again. She only cut off half of one of the legs but it was enough to throw the spider off its game allowing her to back off a few steps. The spider approached her more cautiously this time and tried stabbing at her with its remaining legs. Mavis ducked and dodged as best she could but she sustained a few cuts across her as it backed her into a corner. Going all in Mavis used the spear as a pole vault to leap over the spider but only managed to fall on its back. This would have been the end for Mavis but she was just so much bigger then the spider she knocked the wind out of it stunning it long enough for her to scramble free and climbed up the wall to its web. Now really pissed the spider limped after Mavis as she got onto the web to try and free Ancalagon. Chirping in hope Ancalagon struggled more fiercely against his bindings as Mavis reached him. She grabbed the silk pulling it apart ever so slightly before the spider got to her again trying to grab her. This time however she slipped through the spiders grasp in a move that stunned the spider with how well she pulled it off. When it finally came to its senses it saw Mavis was crawling on the underside of the web. Shrieking in anger at being hurt and humiliated the spider stabbed at her with its legs at first cutting through the web as she dodged its blows. After a few of those blows the spider seemed to realize what was going on and aimed its strikes more carefully to avoid cutting the web it was standing on.

While this was going on Ancalagon struggled enough to get his body free and leapt out of his cocoon to see his mommy getting tired fighting the spider. He wanted to leap in and help out but as he went to a spark in his head told him no, that there was a better way to do this. He looked around in worry wondering what he could do and that he needed to do it fast in order to help mommy. 'Call upon your inner fire.' He blinked in confusion at the deep masculine voice speaking clearly in his head and at what it meant looking back at the fight. Mommy was holding on desperately to the web now as the spider moved deliberately and cautiously over her so as to not make a mistake. He shook his head trying to figure out what to do and snapped his jaw in annoyance producing a sudden burst of light sparks. Stunned in confusion he tried it again getting a similar result except this time one of the light sparks began smoldering on the web. He wasn't very old but a strange instinct took him over as he made the spark again and tried blowing them out of his mouth.

Mavis and the spider both blinked in confusion at a sudden tiny roar and a whoosh of air came over from Ancalagon's direction prompting them to look in his direction. A wave of fire had emerged quickly catching on the rather flammable spider silk moving towards them at full speed. Mavis barely had enough time to swing herself to cling onto the cave walls as the fire overtook their position with the spider caught fully in the spreading fire. Shrieking in pain the spider staggered on its weakened web until it completely burned away and the spider fell to the ground dead. Mavis blinked in shock at what had just happened as Ancalagon stumbled to the floor in a heap looking up at Mavis chirping triumphantly and beating his wings. Mavis smiled and slid down the wall stepping past the burnt spider to Ancalagon why leapt into her arms cheerily with the two hugging tightly. Mavis actually found she had tears in her eyes as she held her dragon close to her with him still chirping in triumph as he grabbed onto her. The two finally broke apart with Mavis turning back to the burning spider which was at this point well done with the flames burning out. She looked around the spider's lair and saw there wasn't much to offer aside from a few skeletons, the pile of fish, an empty bag of chips, and the spider itself. She smiled at this and looked down at Ancalagon who was looking at her expectantly as she thought of something.

"You can't live on my milk alone, how about I give you a taste for permanent food?"


Day unknown: The Wild

Mavis stepped out of her little grotto with a net of spider silk and several bone harpoons in hand breathing in the cold air deeply. She now wore the spider's carapace over her body as clothing and a form of limited armor as she moved out to the fishing area with Ancalagon in tow. He was a bit bigger now reaching the size of a small wolf as he trotted alongside Mavis towards the fishing hole sniffing the air cautiously. The two reached the area with Mavis grabbing onto a well-established line and slid down slowly with Ancalagon fluttering down alongside her. He wasn't good for flying yet but he could glide and flutter down from a great height without hurting himself. Mavis cut open a hole in the ice lowering the net into it and tying it around Ancalagon's shoulders. She held up her hand telling him to wait before bringing it down with the two of them hauling up a net full of fish. Smiling Mavis wrapped the net up to make sure no fish would fall out only to be interrupted by Ancalagon nuzzling her chest.

"*sigh* No, wait until we get back and I get some food. If you had wanted it you should have eaten before we left." He hung his head sadly as a shadow passed over them. They looked up to see an eagle passing by overhead prompting Mavis to smile. "How about a change in menu?" The eagle flew overhead to its next lighting down gracefully and pecked at the mouse in its talons. "Hey you." The eagle looked up in confusion to see Mavis was sitting on a branch next to him. "I have someone I would like you to meet." She pointed behind the eagle who looked to see Ancalagon who reared back and blew a small stream of lilac flame into the eagle's face.


"Yes the wild is an indifferent and unforgiving mistress, favoring the adaptable, strong, and cruel." Mavis spoke softly while looking over a collection of skulls she had gotten from the spider's lair now on display in the grotto. "If one holds back or shows mercy at the wrong time it equals death." She looked over to the fire seeing what was left of the eagle they had eaten that day being kept warm. "But going it alone is also foolish and to do so is risky at best." She looked up from the warm pool she was relaxing in as Ancalagon chirped at her expectantly. "So one must learn whom to trust and rely upon in this unforgiving world." She beckoned him into the pool which he crawled in eagerly and started suckling her with Mavis holding his head smiling at him. "Because who knows, you might find something that also makes life better as well as easier." She leaned back sighing in content at how well her life was going now.

"Hey Mavis." Mavis and Ancalagon looked up in shock to see Star Butterfly was standing not five feet in front of them.

"Oh… hi." They stared at each other for a solid minute before Star turned around and walked away out of the grotto. Ancalagon looked back up at Mavis cooing in concern at her sudden tense up. "Don't go for it Mavis, don't go for it." She leaned back again trying to get Star out of her head.

SN: 30 seconds later.

"COME BACK HERE MUDBLOOD BITCH!" Mavis ran across the cold forest weapons in hand as Star remained just out of reach of her. "Grrr, get her Anca!" She pointed towards Star prompting Ancalagon to flap his wings while running to pick up speed and try to catch Star.

SN: One intense chase scene later.

Mavis and Ancalagon finally collapsed in a clearing in the woods that was completely bare of snow feeling like they had come down from a high elevation. 'Wow, how far did I chase that girl?' Mavis thought to herself in exasperation as she looked around the clearing. It was rather misty out and seemed like dawn was just about to break given the color in the sky. She looked over at Ancalagon who was panting slumped over on the ground looking up at his mother like he had failed her. Mavis walked over and petted him cooing softly to him.

"It's ok baby, it was my fault we started chasing her in the first place. Come on, let's just get back home…" She was interrupted by a sudden glow of green from ahead. "Wait…" She stepped forward towards the light seeing it come from a mound of dirt that seemed haphazardly thrown onto it. In fact the whole clearing looked like it had been dug up by a gaggle of digging creatures. "What is… this?" She dug through the dirt to reveal what looked like half a star was giving off the green glow and appeared to be fused into the palm of a skeletal arm. She looked over at Ancalagon who chittered worriedly as she picked it up to get a better look at it.

"So you have finally found us my child." Mavis shrieked at the sudden deep voice that sounded in her head and nearly dropped her wand.

'Easy there your majesty, you have been in the woods for too long." Mavis blinked at the sly and high class British voice that suddenly spoke.

"Who… are you." The voices chuckled in synch and spoke at the same time.

"We are Alucard, spirits of the wand." Mavis blinked in shock speaking up again.

"Wait, so this is the Butterfly wand?"

"Indeed it is my chid."

"When Star destroyed the wand she showed us she was unfit to be queen."

"Moon taking a Monster for her love was already pushing it but a Half-breed who destroys the wand for a peasant boy from another dimension is going too far."

"So we split from the other spirits who were still intent on 'supporting' the true queen of Mewni."

"And now you have finally found us my child."

"And under your leadership your majesty we can begin to retake and rebuild the kingdom Moon has ruined."

"But… I'm not sure if I want to." Mavis looked over at Ancalagon who was looking at her oddly. "I have a new life out in the wild, I don't want to go back and be thrown headlong into this messy game again." At this the voices clucked in a disappointed way.

"My child, you cannot just turn your back on your kingdom when it needs you most." Mavis shook her head speaking.

"I am hunted like a common criminal by own people who support the mud-blood over me." After what sounded like a muffled groan one of them spoke.

"Your majesty, there are many people who still support you. And can you honestly let this child assume the throne with Moon's guidance." The wand glowed brightly showing her an image.


"... Star Butterfly. And that's the story of my parents, at least what they told me." Star smiled at Ferguson, Alfonso, Kelly, Janna, StarFan13, Princess Ponyhead, Tempest, Alexis, and Rico.

"Now that is one heck of a story." Janna spoke smiling up at Star as she sat in Marco's lap under his hoodie.

"Wow, your parents really went through all that?" Marco asked sounding impressed.

"Well duh, this is history and my parents couldn't make it up even if they wanted to." Star flashed a toothy grin at everyone.

"Well I know she is tellin the truth gurl, my dad will back it up." Princess Ponyhead spoke flamboyantly.

Everyone began either saying how cool the story was or said their parents could back them up as well until Angie called up from down below.

"Star, there are 2 someone's here to see you for a surprise visit. Please come down." Angie yelled up putting a smile on Stars face.

"Come on Marco, let's go." Star lifted Marco up while still in his hoodie and began carrying him.

"Star, put me down." Marco said in a deadpan voice as people giggled at him.

"But you're so warm Marco." Star whined giving Marco puppy dog eyes making everyone burst out laughing.

"*Sigh* ok let's go."

Star made it downstairs detaching Marco from her near the end and the two were met by Moon and Toffee standing arm in arm in Marco's living room with a smiling Angie and Raphael standing nearby.

"Mom, Dad, nice to see you again." Star ran over and gave the two a hug.


"… do you honestly believe these monsters who have caused a decay of the kingdom of Mewni really deserve a happy ending?!" Mavis growled gritting her teeth as familiar anger boiled deep inside of her.

"No, I don't."

"Then you should put them down and take the crown and the rest of the wand so you might retake the kingdom my child." Mavis let the anger flow through her before speaking.

"But how am I supposed to get back? I'm trapped in another dimension completely with no scissors." The two voices chuckled at her before speaking up at once.

"You never left Mewni for long." The sun finally came up enough for light to spill out over the land revealing familiar looking terrain and, in the faint distance, the outline of Castle Butterfly.

"I'm, on Mewni?" Mavis spoke softly looking out towards the horizon as Ancalagon shivered slightly sensing a fell wind was blowing.

Day 1: Mewni.

Mavis is far from being out of the game and there is more to this 'Alucard' than meets the eye. Perhaps something a bit more light hearteded for a change, complete comedy for once... well almost complete comedy. Next up time to see if Marco is capable of surviving in Star's world with 'The UnWild Hunt.'

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You are still obsessing over the fact that Mavis breast fed a dragon aren't you. :/