Poised powerfully, Persephone pondered purposely.
'Perhaps Peter prepared potatoes'
Perplexed, Peresephone pointed;
'Perhaps pepper pot, perchance'
Peter paused.
'Pepper!' Peter puled.
Peter pondered;
'Perhaps pugnacious Persephone prefers pugilism'
Persephone, pumped, punched Peter.
Peter, puny Peter, prostrate.
Persephone preoccupied, pummelled Peter...