WH: *Is reading a book titled 'How to fix wands for dummies'* Ok, so in order to fix this thing what I need to do is get a taint of newt and scum of pond... no wait that's not right, that's how you turn people into their Halloween costumes. Maybe if I used 'Bubble bubble toil and trouble fire burn and cauldron...' No that's how you summon horrific visions to people. Hmmm, there must be something in here to help me as I am a dummy. *Notices the audience* Oh right I need to get this episode started. Enjoy everything here folks, this is gonna be a long one and be prepared to spot that reference.

SN: Hippie, we need to talk about your organizational skills due to the late publication. The council has gathered.

WH: I'm in the middle of fixing a wand right now, give me a minute!

A centipede skittered up to a corn chip as big as he was and began nibbling on it before a silk bug came up and scared it off. Glossarick glanced over from his bed watching his bugs spar with each other over who got the first imperfect corn chip and chuckled to himself. He was in his room currently which was a bit messy with pudding cups, some dirty clothing, a slightly musty smell, and now corn chips half his size littering the room. Aside from his bed, now also holding a corn chip bag three times his size, there was a dresser, a table holding a microwave, skillet, and soup pot that was always boiling, a battered but still serviceable easy seat, a tv that looked like it came from the 1980's, enhanced by the Atari attached to it, and a drawing area taking up a full third of the room. His attention at the moment was on the silk bugs, Silky, Stinky, and Sassafras, his centipede Stormy, his scarab Simone, and his ear wig Sally going through the tossed corn chips. He pulled out another corn chip sniffing it carefully and scanning it with his gem before placing it down slowly so Silky could get hers. 'Well at least Stinky is busy so he won't get onto my drawing board again.' As Glossarick thought that he sighed glancing out his window into Rhina's chapter, suddenly deep in troubling thoughts.

Some people had rightly figured out that he could see the future, but he could not pin-point the future and instead saw a broad range of futures with the number increasing the further down he looked. This would drive most people mad but he had found a way to use it without hurting himself; putting the potential futures into images while he was in a self-hypnotized state so he could focus on ones he sensed were certain to happen or that felt important. The reason why he was worried was that several figures were emerging in his sketches at a regular rate recently which meant they were going to come forward VERY soon, and none of them looked friendly. A member of the Butterfly family with rose cheek marks in her Butterfly form mad with power and wielding a wand infused in her right palm; a suave high class male with a suit, cloak, cane, and top hat with two eyes on the right side of his face and a single one on his left side; and the one that scared him the most, a large beast cloaked in tattered robes with what looked to be a crown of dead branches growing on his head wielding some sort of long sword that looked like a knife in his hands. He couldn't make out details of these entities but he sure wished he could because all of them looked… familiar to him for some reason; like he had seen them before in real life.

These thoughts were thrown from Glossarick's head as the book suddenly shifted and bumped around making him grunt in annoyance. The bugs ran and hid under his bed with Glossarick getting up and leaping through the window moving up through the pages like he was swimming. He got to the cover of the book rather quickly and looked out the one of the crystals in the front to see Star staring in looking worried.

"Oh Star, hold on a second." Glossarick opened the book slipping out and bowing to her. "Oh Star future queen of Mewni, what do you want?" Star pointed to her left with Glossarick looking and seeing multiple badly deformed Narwhals all over the place who looked to be in pain. "GAHHHHH!" Glossarick immediately clapped his hands with a bleach bucket and a shovel popping out of the book. "Quick start digging some graves, I'll clean up the evidence!" Star blinked in shock and grabbed onto her tail speaking up.

"Wait, they're dead?!" Glossarick stopped midflight pouring bleach on a Narwhal and turned back seeing Star now panicking. "Oh nonononono, mom and dad are gonna be so MAD! First my magic was messing itself up when I was in a ptsd state, then when I was just in a bad mood, and now I can't even use magic properly at ALL!" She sat on her bed wrapping herself around her tail. "What if they take my wand away, what if they have to lock me up for the safety of others, what if they crystalize me, what if I never see Marco again…"

"They're not dead?" As if to push Glossarick's question home the narwhal he was pouring bleach on gasped in pain with the others shifting around. "Oh sweet mercy we are in the clear. Wait how did this happen anyways?" Star got up slowly and walked to Glossarick holding out her wand.

"My spells are not working for some reason. Look, Narwhal blast." Star shot out another distorted Narwhal making it slam onto the wall bleeding some sort of green gunk. "It happens no matter how many times I do it too, Narwhal blast." Glossarick almost vomited at the sight of the next one holding his hand up at Star.

"No, please stop that. And call them all back into your wand for that matter please." Star nodded and summoned them back into her wand with a wave as Glossarick composed himself. "Look Star this time it's not you or your spells, it's your wand. I do believe it's been contaminated." Star blinked in shocked confusion staring at her wand.

"Contamnia… wha?" Glossarick nodded and elaborated.

"Something has gotten inside the wand and is now corrupting the magic within. What we need to do is go inside the wand and find what is contaminating it." Star blinked in confusion her mood lightening as she replied.

"Wait, you can do that?" Glossarick nodded. "That actually sounds pretty cool. Wait, what do you mean by we?" Glossarick picked Star and the wand up with magic making them hover next to each other.

"Well Star, the wand is connected directly to the realm of magic but the wand itself is tied into your memories as well as those of the past queens of Mewni to a far lesser extent. Because of this I need you to come with me so we can find what is corrupting it as only you will be able to properly identify the thing that 'doesn't belong'." He set Star down with her catching the wand.

"Um how will I know what doesn't belong?" Glossarick shrugged as he replied.

"Oh you will just know. Now then, NACHO!" The cat peaked around the door to Star's room shivering nervously as he glanced around the room. "Come in here, I need your assistance." Nacho walked into the room glancing around as if he could be attacked at any time with Star commenting on it.

"Say, what's with Nacho?"

"Oh he can smell corrupted magic, and he doesn't like it in the slightest." As Star nodded and *ooooohhh'd* in understanding Glossarick turned towards Nacho. "Ok Nacho, what I need you to do is guard Star's wand while we are inside of it. Can you do that?" Nacho nodded nervously.

"*worried Meow*"

"Yes Nacho, we are trying to get rid of the evil smell coming from the wand. We just need you to make sure no one messes with the wand at all, and I do mean no one." Nacho shook himself off with a determined look on his face.

"*determined meow*"

"Alright then, real quick." Glossarick pulled out a note writing on it and sticking it onto Star's wand. "Alright then, ready to go?" Star nodded with Nacho giving a salute with his snake tail to his forehead. "Alright then and *claps his hands* we are inside of the wand." Star blinked looking around in confusion before facing Glossarick.

"Um, we are still in my ro…" She then noticed that her wand was no longer in her hand and Nacho was no longer next to her. "… whoa."

"Indeed whoa. No I am going to need you to focus on only my…" Glossarick's gem began ringing with a pale light coming from it. "… oh really now of all times. Hold on a second Star and do not talk to anything." He answered his gem by pressing on it with a finger. "Hello." Star's attention was suddenly taken by her door opening with Marco stepping inside.

"Hey Star, have seen hoodie number 49?" Star by reflex turned and replied.

"Hey Marco and no I..."

"Star that is not the real Marco, stay focused." He turned back to talking. "No not you I'm talking to my ward. This is a really bad time right now…"

"Hey Star have you seen my hoodie?" Marco walked into Star's room looking around a second and seeing only Nacho by Star's spell book and wand which was face down. "Um Nacho where is Star?" Nacho turned and meowed at Marco. "Oh right you can't talk."

At that the laser puppies ran into the room and leapt at Nacho who screeched in shock as they dog-piled him. Marco chuckled as the group rolled around with the cat struggling to get out of their mess. He walked towards Star's wand and the book of spells which he noticed now was open. He went to close it but was struck by a thought.

"Glossarick? Where are you?" Marco looked around for a second. "If you come out now I'll get you some of my homemade tapioca." When Glossarick still didn't show up Marco shook his head in confusion. "Star's not here, Glossarick's not here, and the wand and book are just left wide open; what's going on?" As looked back at the wand he noticed there was a note on it but it was placed on the part of the wand that was down. "Well hello there." As he reached down to flip the wand over Nacho finally got out of the pile of puppies and noticed Marco's actions.

In slow motion Nacho immediately leapt for Marco's face with a desperate meow making Marco turn his head as he reached for the wand. Marco's eyes went wide at the look on Nacho's face and he went to doge Nacho's assault but he forgot he was already ducking down and was reaching for the wand. As he ducked he grabbed onto the wand making him realize just how unstable he was right now and how Nacho was still directed at him. As they made impact the two fell over with Marco's hands coming over Nacho holding him over his face for a second. They laid that way for a second before the wand began to vibrate and shake glowing white in Marco's hands. Nacho got off of Marco's face enough for both of them to look at it noticing the note on it, 'Do not touch this wand Marco or it will be bad for me and Star, Sincerely Glossarick.'

"Well, shit." Nacho meowed in agreement to Marco's words as the wand configured to Marco's form.

"… I mean a really bad time, the worst possible time you could have…" Glossarick's words were suddenly cut off as the whole world seemed to shake and began contorting like a bad drug trip. And then after a few seconds it all stopped but now Glossarick found he was standing in Marco's room. "Oh that can't be good." He turned to look at Star who was now gone. "Of course she's gone. Look I'm gonna need to hang up now, call me back in like two hours or… wait what do you mean I have no choice right now?" Glossarick's body suddenly went limp, floating in midair, with his eyes going black.

Glossarick now found himself in a black void falling super-fast towards a massive tower to the point where he had purple fire around him like a meteor. Surrounding the tower was a small crystal garden of sorts with some fountains with the tower itself on the ground floor being surrounded by a veranda with marble columns on the outside. The only thing that could be considered and entrance was a large metal door with a lever beside it and some sort of humanoid green moose dressed up as a security guard eating corn chips in front of it. He seemed relaxed until Glossarick suddenly slammed directly into the door hard enough to squish him like a slinky. As he groaned in pain the guard bent over him with a concerned look in his eyes.

"Oh hi Mr. Glossarick sir." He picked Glossarick up and dusted him off before twisting him back into shape. "Sorry about that, transportation is on the fritz right now. But there are free muffins in the lobby." Glossarick assumed his crossed legged pose speaking with strained patience.

"Shaun, do you know just how important the task I was just doing right now was?" Shaun chuckled before answering.

"Well no but the magical high commission still wants to..." Glossarick then began wailing with Shaun becoming concerned. "… um sir are you all right?" Glossarick turned on Shaun plainly showing his frustration.

"Oh I don't know. Did you miss your flight, are you mad, are you running late, did you crack, are you confused, is something wrong!?" Glossarick then babbled for a minute before Shaun tried laughing it off.

"Oh Mr. Glossarick you are so crazy *hehe*." His face then went serious. "But you still have to see the Magical High commission." Glossarick looked at Shaun dead-pan.

"Hand me your radio." Shaun handed it to Glossarick turning it on with an airhorn blasting Glossarick back 10 feet.

"Hehe sorry, radios are on the fritz too; but there's free muffins inside still." Glossarick looked up to the top of the tower that seemed endlessly high.

"*sigh* I have to go all the way to the top don't I?" Shaun nodded. "Ok then let's get this over with." Glossarick moved to the door with Shaun stopping him.

"Oh you still know that magic is not actually allowed to be used inside of the building right?" Glossarick sighed and drifted to the ground before Shaun opened the door. "Have a nice day sir." As Glossarick ran in he called over his shoulder.

"Too late for that."

Star picked herself back up from the weird shift in the world trying to figure out what just happened. As she looked around she noticed she was now standing in some sort of black desert with a green swirling sky above her dotted with purple doors floating everywhere. She looked around in wonder for a second before she finally spoke up.

"Where am I? I don't remember a place like this at all." She heard a scuffling from nearby and turned towards it. "Hello. Glossarick?" She walked in the sound's direction cautiously as the scuffling got louder.

She looked around a rock to see what looked like a stereotypical 1950's nerd that was grey-washed holding onto a small mirror. He was staring at a box with exasperation in his eyes and body languag as he seemed to be talking to the box. Next to him was what appeared to be a stereotypical princess except she had green skin and red eyes while holding some sort of golden necklace with a glowing green gem in it. Star watched them for a second in confusion as the nerd kicked the box and jumped around for a second holding his foot in mild pain. The princess looked between the nerd and the box and rubbed the box speaking in a sad voice Star could not fully pick up on. Curiosity getting the better of her Star began stalking up to the 'trio' on all fours to actually listen in on the group hearing the princesses words first.

"…know it is hard for you given what has happened in the past but don't you think you can come out of the box?" The box itself seemed to reply in a depressed tone.

"I don't know, everyone worth anything, except for you guys, just laugh at me; even many of the people worth nothing just laugh at me. I'm a pathetic excuse for a ghost." At this the nerd turned towards the box speaking up in a nasally voice.

"Well so was I, but now I am someone many a bully fears and respects enough to leave us dorks alone. Why can you not try to be the same?" The box replied now somewhat annoyed.

"Because I don't have Pandora's box obviously; that was the only thing that made me even comparable to you guys."

"Pandora's box?" Star spoke to herself thinking she had heard it somewhere before.

"Yes Pandora's box I… wait neither of you two said that." Star clamped her hand over her mouth as the other two entities looked around at the box's words. "Come out and face ou… their wrath if you dare!" Star went to take a step back and stepped on something with it making a cracking noise.

'Way to go idiot.' Star thought to herself as the two figures moved in on her supernaturally quickly and were now floating around her. The princess put on her necklace immediately transforming into a large blue scaled dragon staring Star down with an unusual rage. Star reached for her wand but remembered she was inside of it technically at the moment. She turned back towards them hissing a challenge with her eyes going yellow as she looked for an exit. As she did so the nerd suddenly got this strange look of recognition on his face holding up his hand.

"You… I sense something about you." He floated down closer to Star as if inspecting her for a second before speaking. "Have you been bullied in the past?" Star blinked in confusion with her eyes going back to normal as the dragon now spoke in the princess's voice.

"Intimidated by others because they didn't like what you were and wanted to use you?" Star began looking around nervously as now the box spoke up.

"Pushed around because you were found lacking by others even though you just wanted to run with them?" Star now grabbed onto her tail feeling weirded out as she replied.

"What are you guys doing and what do you want?" Star's nervousness somehow found its way into her voice as the box opened.

Coming out of the box was a blue skinned entity who was wearing blue overalls with thick white gloves and a blue hat. The dragon took off her necklace turning back into a princess with the trio looking at each other in shock for a second before they all smiled at Star and spoke in unison.

"She is one of us!" They all immediately closed in trying to group hug her with Star leaping out of their grasps.

"Whoa whoa whoa, who are you people and what is it you're doing? I don't even know you yet you're acting like this!" The trio looked at each other in shock which turned into shame before the nerd spoke up.

"Sorry about that, we just get overly excited at times. Introductions are in order." The group straightened themselves standing up with dignity. "I am Sidney Poindexter, the nerd among nerds standing up for all those who were bullied. I was able to sense your troubled past." The Princess spoke up now curtsying politely.

"I am Princess Dorathea of Aragon's kingdom; or at least I was until he banished me for not being his slave." Sidney put a hand on her shoulder sympathetically as the third figure spoke up.

"I am the the box Ghost, master of all box shaped spaces in cardboard and properly treated wood and metal." Star stared at the three for a second in confusion before speaking.

"Wait, Box Ghost… are you a ghost?" The trio looked at each other with worried looks on their faces with Dorathea speaking up.

"Of course we are all ghosts, this is the land of ghosts known as the Ghost Zone. Are you lost by any chance?" Star gluped looking around rubbing her tail nervously.

"More than even I realized."

Marco stared at his wand for a second before turning back to Nacho who was looking around in a worried manner. Marco set the wand down on Star's bed gently before sitting on the bed speaking slowly.

"Ok this can be fixed right? There's gotta be a way to fix this." He turned towards Nacho who looked up at him with a worried mew. "Yeah I'm nervous now too Nacho, I'm not even sure what I just did at the moment. Is there even a way to…" Marco froze looking at the Book of Spells. "… that's gotta have an answer somewhere. I mean it told us how to fix time when we froze it after all." Marco pulled the book up onto the bed with Nacho sitting beside him. "You know I always wanted to take a look inside of this thing but Glossarick was always in the way. Wait am I actually allowed to do this?" He turned towards Nacho who shrugged and gestured to the turned wand. "Yeah I kind of passed that point by now, let's get going." He opened the book back up to find a note in the very front.

Hello readers of the book of spells.

This is princess Star Butterfly here, although at this point it would be queen Butterfly to you people. Unless if people in my kingdom get mad enough that another person was put on the throne in my place, unlikely but still. Regardless, when I got the book it was a COMPLETE mess with chapters out of order and even mixing together at parts. So I took the time to organize this book so that future princesses, including myself, could read it better. I just ask this of you, please do not mess up my work for everyone's sake, it is far easier to read it now and it is fairly easy to keep things organized if you don't rip pages out. Also, I have left notes throughout the book on habit to make corrections about things that are inaccurate or are out of date. Although I may have just commented at times simply for the sake of commenting; oh well, please read and do enjoy your time with this book.

'Of course Star would do something like that.' Marco thought to himself smiling as he turned the page getting a second editor's note of all things.

Greetings readers of the Book of Spells, my name is Skywynne and I am the 29th queen of Mewni. My mother claimed she was the 26th but an in depth look at history has proven otherwise. Regardless I am here to apologize for the apparent lack of information dating back throughout the queens of Mewni. You see my mother planned an elaborate spectacle for my wand ceremony, if you are a princess you know what I mean and if not then give this book back you thief, and it got out of hand when the show drakes got out. The whole castle burnt down along with the original book of spells because my mother instead went for the book of fashion when she said she was going to save the royal book. I really do pity that woman honestly, I love her but I pity her. Regardless, several portions of the original book survived which I have preserved at the end of my chapter for you to look through. Use this knowledge wisely as a lot will rest on your shoulders one day my fellow princesses. Good Luck.

Marco blinked in confusion and shook his head before delving into the book further coming across the table of contents with a note from Star on top of it.

Hello again readers, can you believe it this was in the center of the book for some reason. How badly do you have to mess up in order for that to happen?

'Welp this gonna be interesting.' He thought to himself opening up to the first chapter 'Skywynne Queen of Hours'.

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