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A laptop opens up with a thick layer of dust flying off the top taking a second to boot up. The light of the laptop illuminates a figure staring down at it bearing a small smile on his face. He makes several motions with his hands as typing in mid-air with the laptop brightening up even more so. Said figure leapt into the laptop entering a tunnel of light much like in 'Code Lyoko' and emerged in another world in mid-air. The figure lands with a pulse of energy moving outwards twirling a staff of arcane power and adjusting his rainbow colored headband... The Wandering Hippie had returned. He looked out over the fandom of 'Star vs the Forces of Evil' and sees how even now those that despised the ending are still trying to bring the fandom down and others are deserting it.

WH: I have been away for too long.

Janna: No shit. *Comes up to stand alongside me with Omnitraxus Prime and the Spongebob Narrator* I know you're good man but how do you plan on doing this alone.

WH: *Laughs* I am not alone. *He proceeds to twirl his staff creating magical symbols*

Said symbols began summoning entities; LockAndKey989, blackwolfwrites, lordcornwalis, Ronald reagan, thDorkMagnet, KPRS4ever, LordRonaldwalis, ROTHEM, viceversa96, and RJWritingInk. He smiles at the group who proceeds to smile back and the group charges forward towards the 'dying' fandom. Said group then proceed to use various powers, not to attack people, but to rebuild what they are trying to destroy faster then they could possibly destroy it. This carries on for awhile until one of the 'enemies' gets the bright idea to try attacking one of the authors. They miss rather horribly and RJWritingInk strikes them with their key blade only defensibly but enough to send them to the ground. Others begin leaping at the authors who fend them off with varying levels of success. As the melee continues fans begin piling back into the fandom, aiding by defending the authors allowing them to fix the fandom as best they can.

RJWritingInk: Hippie, it's been too long man.

WH: I know, but I rest no longer. Now, what the hell did I miss- oh real quick... *turns to the audience* enjoy the episode folks, you have earned it after waiting for so long.

Marco stepped through the portal smiling as he looked up at the sign saying 'Camp Akela' with unsun-bleached wood spelling out the word 'Kidney' beneath the current name. He inhaled and exhaled the clean air of pine forest before turning back to the group of friends that had just emerged from the portal: Star, Alfonzo, Chloe, Tempest, Oskar, and Floyd. Everyone was looking around at the setting with Alfonzo getting a nostalgic look on his face as well. 'Well, we did come here for several years, including last year.' Marco thought to himself as his eyes focused on Star who was climbing a tree right now to scan the countryside… 'wait, should she be doing that?' Marco thought to himself as he scanned the nearby area noticing that the people there had not noticed yet. He was brought out of his musings by Oskar of all people.

"So, any particular reason you decided to bring Star here of all places. This could not have easy getting the camp to let her in." Marco smiled and turned to Oskar and Tempest as he replied.

"Well I wanted to show Star some of the natural wonders of our world as she and I are heading back some time this autumn. Also I wanted to check her progress." The two gave him a confused look. "Well you know how she has issues?" They both nodded. "Star originally came here not just to learn how to use her wand and understand earth but because her parents wanted her to heal from said issues. *sigh* When she first came to earth she was so upbeat but it could vanish in an instant if things began to go wrong but now…" Tempest finished for him.

"She's becoming more of a social 'Butterfly' if you will." They all chuckled at this. "So that's why you brought Star along, to check how she deals with people?" Marco responded.

"In a controlled setting. One way or another Star's time on earth is going to come to an end and her parent's want to be sure that when big social events happen she's not afraid of someone jumping her." Marco sighed and looked down with the two putting their hands on his shoulders and Oskar speaking.

"Hey man, considering what little I know she's made progress. These kinds of things are not just solved with 'love' or 'time' although they do help. Be happy that she's not ruled by her… what's that?" Oskar noted that a 'comet' was coming down into an area of the campground. Kids and counselors looked up in confusion as Tempest replied.

"Aw shit, here we go again." He took off in the direction of the comet with Oskar and Floyd, who had been staring down an angry squirrel, took off after him. Marco watched them leave with Star bounding up next to him.

"I like it here already. Especially the pine-scent, you don't get something like that on Mewni. That is 'pine scent' right, the sharp yet cool and soothing smell?" Marco chuckled and nodded. "Say where is Tempest going and what was that comet." Marco responded a bit confused.

"To the comet for some reason and I don't know." At this Alfonzo and Chloe came up with Alfonzo speaking.

"Quick question Marco, I get you and I getting these positions but how did you convince them to allow the others to get in." Marco stood up straighter looking rather sure of himself as he answered.

"Well having a history as a safe kid and with dozens of parents whose kids you babysat backing you up you tend to get a lot of weight behind your words when you recommend something."

"Pffft, without me messing with the main office's records you would have never gotten Oskar in." The kids all jumped upon seeing Janna standing right next to them. "Hey guys." Star replied first.

"Oh hey Janna Banana, how you doing?" Marco spoke up at that.

"Wait what are you doing here? I thought you hated camp grounds like this. And also, do you want the staff to catch you? I KNOW they have not forgotten 'The Noodle incident' you pulled with Calvin!" At this Alfonzo shuddered as he murmured.

"Those poor mini-bears (chipmunks)." Star and Chloe turned to Marco in confusion with Chloe speaking up.

"Say what you mean…"

"Just don't ask, please." Janna nodded at Marco's words before speaking again.

"For once, history is better left buried. Now then if you need me I'll be everywhere and nowhere." She casually dropped a smoke bomb and disappeared with Chloe commenting to Star.

"Did you by chance give her teleportation magic because most people can't that." Star replied to that.

"No. Maybe she just learned from ninjas." Star put her hands in something resembling and kung-fu pose with Marco laughing at her sloppy efforts. "What about you Marco, did you teach her disappearing techniques. You claim to be a ninja." Alfonzo and Chloe chuckled with Marco mock frowning as he replied.

"I said I wanted to be a ninja, not that I was one. It would make more sense if Chloe taught her since she's Asian." As Star blushed slightly looking bashful Chloe stared at him with a small smile as she replied.

"Oh sure, since you're Mexican why don't you teach me how to play in a mariachi band." Now Marco was looking bashful as Alfonzo was laughing hard enough to get other campers attention before speaking.

"How about we go check in before someone plays the 'Everybody's a little bit racist sometimes' song. And say where did Tempest and Oskar go?"

Tempest made it to the crash site with worried annoyance pricking at his mind. As he stared down into the small crater his worst fears were confirmed when a short man stood up and turned around laughing heartily. Oskar and Floyd finally made it as River jumped out of the crater speaking up.

"Ah Tempest my boy, so this is where you've gotten off to!" He hugged Tempest in close as Tempest tried keeping a smile on his face but it was wracked with barely concealed panic as he replied.

"Heeeeey, Dad. Nice to see you. Now what are you doing here?" He got the last words out through gritted teeth as River put him down.

"Oh I just heard that you were joining your friends in the out of doors and I thought I should tag along to catch up with them." River laughed boldly as Oskar spoke up.

"You want to join us? Aren't you like a king man with royal responsibilities and all that?" River laughed even more heartily at that as he replied.

"What, you think royalty aren't allowed to kick back and have fun every once in a while. Besides Tempest and I haven't had a 'father and son' day in quite some time. Now come on boy, let's go meet up with your friends." He took off climbing up a tree to get a view of the surrounding country side while Oskar watched his boyfriend have a silent breakdown. Stepping up to Tempest he picked up the fairy boy and kissed him on the lips relaxing Tempest and speaking up.

"Better?" Tempest nodded as he replied.

"Much… but not completely." Oskar tilted his head in confusion as he responded.

"Your dad seems cool, why would this be a bad thing." Tempest shuddered as he replied.

"He can be cool… at times… for a while…" After an awkward pause he continued. "Look man dad always takes things too far in these types of environments. I wanted to camp with you and he's gonna try to make it an extreme survivalist challenge just by his very nature! I don't want to deal with this again man." He pulled out his flute playing it erratically causing all the animals to flee in panic, some of which were holding their ears in pain. Oskar pulled down the flute and kissed Tempest again calming him down.

"Dude, I actually like doing this to calm you down but you need to get a hold of yourself. He's not leading things here he's just tagging along. It won't be that bad." At this Floyd gave a squawk of alarm as River slid down the tree he climbed taking off every branch in his path leaving it bare on one side speaking up when he got to the bottom.

"Well boys time isn't' going backwards, let's get moving!" He tossed them javelins which he had made from the branches that had gotten in his way on the way down and charged off with a laugh. Oskar noticed Tempest resigning himself to the day as he spoke.

"Oh trust me… it's gonna get bad."

"Come along kids, it's time for fishing." Ms. Dimartino spoke as a group of 8 kids, 5 girls and 3 boys, around 8 years old followed her down to the dock at the camp ground. Two of the girls appeared to be Bluebell scouts, three Acorn scouts, and the three boys Akela cubs aka Bean Scouts. As the group filed onto the dock they noticed Marco was standing on the dock wearing a life preserver over his red hoodie. "Alright children, this is today's fishing instructor." Marco smiled and waved at the kids speaking up.

"Hello I am Marco Diaz and who might you all be?" Ms. Dimartino spoke up at that.

"Oh this is Lazlo," A boy looking like a typical redhead boy. "Raj," A somewhat tubby hindi boy. "Clam," An Albino boy who, by his behavior, even Marco could tell he had acute Autisim. "Patsy," An eager looking and jittery pink haired girl. "Nina," A tall gangly girl with glasses and who was clearly hiding a book in her shirt. "Gretchen," A tough girl who had a perpetual scowl on her face and looked like she wanted to punch something. "Lola," A girl wearing a pink gown and tiara for some reason. "and Lana." The final girl appeared to be Lola's twin except with short hair, overalls, and a red cap. "Now where is your friend?" Marco looked confused as he realized Star wasn't there.

"Star? Star?" Nina spoke up immediately with an excited look on her face.

"Wait, can she just disappear?" Lola scoffed at that.

"Of course not, people can't just vanish into thin air." Lazlo replied to that.

"Well what about the Leaky zombies of Leaky Lake." Lana spoke up at that.

"Well I don't know about that but that lizard knows what's up. Save some bait for me." Everyone looked to where Lana was pointing to see Star, wearing cargo shorts with suspenders and a turquoise shirt with a pink octopus on the front, was eating out of the bait bucket. Marco groaned and shouted at her.

"Hey Star, out of the chum!" Star finally heard everyone and turned around with a shocked look as she spoke up with a full mouth.

"Who's in the chum, I'm not in the chum! *gulp* Oh are these the kids *hehehehe* nice to meet you all!" She smiled in a scared manner before realizing there was still part of a worm at the corner of her mouth. She slurped it up like spaghetti with half of the kids either saying 'ewww' or 'cooool'. Marco stepped forward but Star replied to him preemptively. "Well even though I have a note from my parents they aren't feeding me enough! And since I lost that deer because you gave it a warning I have to supplement it somehow!" Marco took a step back nodding as Ms. Dimartino stepped forward holding a tray.

"Yes about that, I took the note to Commander HOO-HA and he decided to act on it himself. Apparently they just didn't believe…" She didn't finish however when Star snagged the tray revealing it to be the 'bulk bars' the Diaz's always kept on hand if Star needed food.

"Oh thank you, I needed this." Star then began devouring the food comedically fast with the kids, again, divided between 'gross' and 'awesome'. After finishing it in about a minute, followed by a massive burp, Star turned to the kids. "Sorry about that, I have to eat 6-10,000 calories a day just to keep going. So, who wants to fish?" As the kids stared at her Star glanced nervously at Marco who glanced at Ms. Dimartino nervously who… gave them both a wink just before Lana spoke up.

"That was so COOOOL! I thought I was the only one who ate bait." This got some strange looks from a few of the campers before Clam spoke up.

"Bait good!" Nina stepped forward with a few words.

"Um… I don't mean to be… rude or anything… but um… well…" Gretchen spoke up at this in exasperation.

"What exactly are you? Last I checked humans don't have tails or grey skin." Star replied a bit bewildered.

"Um because I'm not a human, I'm a Septarian which is a creature from another world." Nina outright squealed at this before rushing forward and hugging Star.

"A real life ALIEN! I knew you guys existed!" Marco relaxed with Ms. Dimartino smiling at him before walking off. When he turned back however he was shocked to see some of the kids mobbing Star trying to speak with her prompting him to rush in.

"Alright guys calm down calm down give her some space." As they all took a step back Marco breathed a sigh of relief as, while flustered, Star was smiling. "Anyways, today Star and I will be helping you fish so who's ready to go out onto the water?" At this point, while many would rather just talk with Star, they all agreed to it with Star speaking up.

"Alright then safety first everyone, grab your life preservers." The whole group stopped however when they heard a boisterous laugh from nearby. They looked over to see River, who was with Oskar, Tempest, Floyd, and a group of kids, toss aside a fishing pole before speaking.

"This is fishing? You think I'm a prissy noble man who's more effeminate then a teenage drama queen?! No! This is how you fish!" River immediately took a running start leaping into the water making a water spout occur splashing water everywhere throwing some fish out as well. River immediately emerged holding a sizable fish and began punching it. A crowd of boys began cheering him on with a random man nearby saying 'Get em, get em.' Oskar was watching in confusion, Tempest was face palming, and Floyd was scooping up random fish for a snack. Marco and Star glanced at each other before the sounds of splashing water came from behind them prompting them to turn and see Patsy had scooped up a fish in a similar manner. Lazlo spoke up as if entranced by her.

"How did you do that?" Patsy smiled and giggled a little before replying.

"I have no idea." Gretchen spoke up at that.

"Then let's punch it!" Raj immediately spoke up.

"NO! Fish are our friends when they are not food. Do not beat the fish." Lola spoke up at that.

"And for that matter put it back. I don't want fish goop all over me." This degenerated into kids arguing until Marco spoke up with a commanding voice.

"Alright, do you want to argue over a fish or do you actually want to fish!?" The kids all looked at him in shock. "Then get your life preservers and buddy up for canoes!" The kids started scrambling with Patsy dropping her fish back into the lake. Marco thought to himself as he watched his group and the other group 'Honestly I kind of hoped something like this would happen.'

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Alfonzo is showing Chloe and a group of kids how to start a camp fire using a battery and steel wool of all things (you touch the steel wool to the positive end of the battery and the transfer of electrons creates heat which can start a fire). However they are interrupted when an explosion occurs nearby showing that River has started a fire using homemade fire starter created from tree sap and animal fur. Some people looked at him in shock while some cheered him on, but the shocked looks spread to everyone when it became clear he had set fire to the underbrush nearby. As Star intervened putting the fire out with magic Tempest face-palmed.

Marco is showing the same group of kids he was with earlier how to canoe in the best way possible but was interrupted by incoming waves. They look up to see river was pushing a boat by kicking his feet really fast causing a sizable wake to emerge pushing a lot of various kids off course even ramming into each other and tipping over one or two. In River's canoe Oskar was calm if confused while Tempest was, once again, face-palming.

Chloe was showing a group of kids how to use a knife to carve wood and, in the process, was making a nice decorative wooden arrow head. Chloe seemed surprised that the kids were paying so much attention to her until the sound of splintering wood and flying wood chips directed her towards River who was carving a stump into something with a pair of axes. At first everyone watched in amazement as he carved the likeness of his wife Bonnibell… but as he admired his work he remembered that he had forgotten about the rest of the tree above the stump just as said tree fell over onto one of the cabins. Tempest, watching this, once again face-palms.

Star is showing the group of kids she was with earlier how to identify wild plants and animals in their area focusing on deer tracks. As the kids listened to her Lola screamed in shock, followed by all the other kids, as they witnessed River carry a dead deer to where all the kids were learning and started skinning it in front of everybody. The kids either ran or averted their eyes in shock, except for Gretchen who was chuckling the whole time. Star groaned at River's brash action as, while she could skin most animals easily, she wouldn't do it in front of humans unless if they were hunting with her as many were somewhat squeamish of these things. Nearby Tempest is seen face palming with Oskar actually providing comfort this time.

Star and Marco are showing the group of kids they were with earlier how to cook using an outdoor fire, using it to cook their lunch of all things. The kids kept on chuckling at how Star was leaning in closer and closer to Marco as he cooked making him sweat slightly and the kids chuckle. He was her boyfriend but he never got between her and food. This was interrupted by, once again, River who was cooking the whole deer carcass from earlier over a blazing fire with kids either looking at him in awe or fear. At this camp rangers came up to River looking annoyed with River inviting them to join him. They simply said 'You need to come with us sir.' Nearby Tempest was, once again, face-palming at his father's actions with Oskar and Floyd providing comfort for him.

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