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A/N: Wasting alittle more time before I finish chapter 13 of KUF: Crimson Tide.
Zilong's Stubborn Interview
The Interviewer: We're live outside awaiting the success of the Northern Campaign near Gu vally and I'm here with the one who is called The Little Dragon himself.
The camera scan directly at Zhao Yun's position with his assistance Deng Zhi. They both are on their horses.
The Interviewer: Mr. Zhao, It's a pleasure to be here interviewing you. I know you're not feeling quite as your usual self because you wouldn't have been stationed here.
Zhao Yun: ……
Deng Zhi: He's kinda getting use to it.
The Interviewer: So, where do we start? Hmm, what's the greatest thing that happened to you?
Zhao Yun: Chang Ban….
The Interviewer: The least thing that happened to you ?
Zhao Yun: Lady Fan's marriage proposal….
The Interviewer: Wei?
Zhao Yun: The best
The Interviewer: Wu?
Zhao Yun: Neutral
The Interviewer: Shu
Zhao Yun: Weak….
The Interview: But that'll all change once this expedition is over. Chang An is right ahead.
Zhao Yun: Perhaps, but…
The Interview: Hmm?
Zhao Yun: nothing…
The Interviewer: Ok, Best scenario?
Zhao Yun: 208
The Interview: Favorite Battle?
Zhao Yun: Guan Du, love to see Yuan Shao get his noble ass whipped.
The Interview: Favorite weapon
Zhao Yun: Fierce Dragon/Raging Dragon
The Interview: Favorite character
Zhao Yun: Liu Bei
The Interviewer: The best ruler
Zhao Yun: Cao Cao
The Interviewer: Best character
Zhao Yun: Sun Quan….
The Interviewer: Yeah, I don't like him anyway. But he is without a doubt.
Zhao Yun: ……
The Interviewer: Lu Bu?
Zhao Yun: Strongest Man under Heaven
The Interviewer: Guan Yu?
Zhao Yun: The God of War
The Interviewer: Gan Ning?
Zhao Yun: The great Lethivan of Wu
The Interviewer: Ma Chao?
Zhao Yun: The last stallion of Justice
The Interviewer: Xiahou Dun?
Zhao Yun: The pheonix's Fury
The Interviewer: Dian Wei?
Zhao Yun: The coming evil
The Interviewer: Xu Zhu?
Zhao Yun: Crazy Tiger
The Interviewer: Zhang Fei?
Zhao Yun: The strength of thousands
The Interviewer: Pang Tong?
Zhao Yun: The Fledging Phoenix
The Interviewer: Wei Yan?
Zhao Yun: The Dragon's Fury
The Interviewer: Zhuge Liang?
Zhao Yun: The Dragon's Ascent
The Interviewer: Cao Ren?
Zhao Yun: Heavenly Turtle
The Interviewer: Pang De?
Zhao Yun: The Pride of Xi Liang
The Interviewer: Taishi Ci?
Zhao Yun: Demon Slayer
The Interviewer: Lu Xun?
Zhao Yun: The hero of Yi Ling
The Interviewer: Zhou Yu?
Zhao Yun: The hero of Chi Bi
The Interviewer: Huang Gai?
Zhao Yun: The Sun family's Godfather
The Interviewer: Sun Ce?
Zhao Yun: King of Wu
The Interviewer: Zhang Liao?
Zhao Yun: The hero of He Fei
The Interviewer: Sima Yi?
Zhao Yun: King of Jin
The Interviewer: Sun Jian?
Zhao Yun: The Tiger of Might
The Interviewer: Huang Zhong
Zhao Yun: The bow of Wisdom
The Interviewer: Lu Meng?
Zhao Yun: White Tiger
The Interviewer: Sun Shang Xiang
Zhao Yun: The Tiger Goddess
The Interviewer: Huang Yue Ying?
Zhao Yun: The Dragon Goddess
The Interviewer: Zhu Rong?
Zhao Yun: Goddess of Fire
The Interviewer: Xing Cai
Zhao Yun: Empress of Shu
The Interviewer: Da Qiao?
Zhao Yun: Mortal Beauty
The Interviewer: Xiao?
Zhao Yun: Fatal Grace
The Interviewer: Zhou Tai?
Zhao Yun: Blade of Loyalty
The Interviewer: Jiang Wei?
Zhao Yun: The Dragon's prodigy
The Interviewer: Zhang He?
Zhao Yun: The Peacock King
The Interview: Ling Tong
Zhao Yun: The Monkey King
The Interviewer: Hahahahah, too true. No wonder he's wielding nunchucks.
Zhao Yun: Yeah…
The Interviewer: Xu Huang
Zhao Yun: Avatar of Strength
The Interviewer: Xiahou Yuan
Zhao Yun: The bow of Valor
The Interviewer: Guan Ping
Zhao Yun: The sword of Fate
The Interviewer: Diao Chan
Zhao Yun: Enchantress of Might
The Interviewer: Dong Zhuo
Zhao Yun: Minister of Chaos
The Interviewer: Cao Pi
Zhao Yun: Emperor of Wei
The Interviewer: Yuan Shao
Zhao Yun: King of Kings
The Interviewer: Meng Huo
Zhao Yun: King of Tribesmen
The Interviewer: Cao Cao
Zhao Yun: The Phoenix of Chaos
The Interviewer: Liu Bei
Zhao Yun: The Dragon of Virtue
The Interviewer: Sun Quan
Zhao Yun: The Wolf of Legacy
The Interviewer: Zuo Ci
Zhao Yun: The Sage of Life
The Interviewer: Zhen Ji
Zhao Yun: The Goddess of Sorrow
The Interviewer: And you are….?
Zhao Yun: The God of Heroes
Deng Zhi:…..
Deng Zhi gives a sad face of agreement and that brings an end to the interview.
A soldier: My Lord, grave news, Jie Ting has falling!
Deng Zhi: Impossible? We have gone so far to achieve the grand victory!
Zhao Yun: Kind sir, it's time we take our leave back to Han Zhong. Thanks for the interview anyway. Farewell, perhaps forever. It's over…this whole Romance of the Three Kingdoms…
The two gentlemen left leaving the Interviewer alone till those Wei soldiers came along.
Cao Zhen: Any Shu troops hidden around here.
The Interviewer: Nope, they all retreated back to Han Zhong. I suggest you do the same returning your troops back to Chang An.
The Interviewer left the scene wandering the windy valley.
Fin