Shino's Sporks…
By: Teh Okamiluva
Once upon a time, a very sexy and stoic boy named Shino became very bored of being, well, boring. He decided to become incredibly OOC for the duration of this fanfiction, because if he didn't, I wouldn't be writing this, would I?
DISCLAIMER! Of course, we've all heard it all before, so I'll spare you the notice (seriously, the disclaimers always bug the CRAP outta me!)
"Boy, I'm really tired of being boring all the time", Shino stated rather flatly. So he took off his coat and dark glasses, and grabbed his trusty 'spork-o'-doom' (I dunno why he has one, it's my story anyways!). Shino then stepped out promptly into the sunniest day of Konoha; somewhat sorry he took off his glasses. "EAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! THE LIGHT! IT B-U-R-N-S!" Shino screamed loudly, scaring a few passerby nins. He blushed like only a bug-lover could blush, and headed to the usual training grounds. As he approached, a blurred figure jumped on him from out of nowhere! "WHAT THE-?" he suddenly realized he was supposed to be OOC today and yelled, "BEWARE, FOR I HAVE…A SPORK OF DOOM"! The figure turned out to be Kiba, who was now in utter shock. "Sh-Sh-Sh…SHINO!" He screamed like a little girl, scaring our favorite kunoichi Hinata as she walked up from the dense foliage.
Heh, how was that for the first section of…SHINO'S SPORKS! Bwahahahaa, I'm weird.
Shino: You bet your hot handled heinie.
Me: SHINO-KUN! glomps
Shino: GET twitch OFF!
Me: You're acting OOC, remember?
Shino: Oh yeah…. I LOVES YOU THE DEATH:3
Me: YAH!