Ok, for this one to make sense you'll need to check out the full lyrics for Chilly Down (With The Fire Gang)at STLYRICS-DOT-COM under Labyrinth, otherwise it's liable to go straight over your head. It's not as good as chapter one, but when I saw my sister's reaction to the lyrics I couln't resist. She looked completely nauseated. smirk
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Sarah stared at the insane little orange things surrounding her.
What the hell are these guys on, was the only thought that came to mind as sang and tossed their heads and other assorted body parts about.
As the song continued on Sarah began to get a little green. By the time they reached a line about "Ball playing" she was ready to bolt. The final straw came with the line "Mackin' sex appealing". Sarah whirled around, bolted to the nearest tree, bent over and hurled.
The fierys stopped and stared, completely grossed out.
"Man, lady. You sure know how to kill a buzz." one grumbled.
With those final words they left to find their stash and get their buzz back.
Meanwhile: Jareth sat watching the entire thing through on of his crystals, looking not a little nauseated and once again muttering to himself.
"I need to have a talk with those miscreants about the lyrics to that song. I do wish to keep my Labyrinth PG after all. And the thought of them being sexy is just... disgusting. I am sexy. They have all the sex appeal of a muppet! Yes, have to get them to change that song...
Back in the Labyrinth: Sarah wiped her mouth and looked around, immensely relieved to find no fierys around. One more verse of that song and she would have been begging them to take off her head.