Chapter 6: Craziness, nakedness and cuteness

AN: Reading back on that last chapter, I was thinking about my mood when I was writing the last bits… As you may notice, I was on a sugar rush!

Sorry for that useless bit of information, onto the reviews:

meagan4dominic: Thanks for your review! And also thanks for reminding me Sawyer isn't married… Wanna marry Sawyer, giggle…

Anni the Diva: ACID TRIP? Definitely not. Don't do drugs, you're mistaking me for Charlie…

I totally own Lost and Gilmore Girls… IN MY DREAMS! Not in real life, don't sue me!

Don't own "Can you feel the love tonight", the people at Disney do… Or is it Elton John? Don't know…

Enough talking, on with the story…

"Do we have to watch this movie," Luke said. "We have watched it three times already this week. I really think that's enough."

He was sitting on the couch at Lorelai's place, and they were watching 'Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory'. Again.

"Come on, mister Backwards Baseball Cap," Lorelai said, smiling. "This happens to be a classic. Besides, we have to do something until Claire and your criminal friend return from their date. She promised she'd drop by, and tell me the dirty details."

Luke grunted and looked at Lorelai, who was looking at the movie.

"This movie isn't the only option to pass the time," he said.

"Dirty," Lorelai said, teasingly. "But Willy Wonka is so hot!"

While Luke looked at the TV-screen, he thought about how crazy Lorelai was. Her coffee addiction, her love for weird movies, her catchphrases and her random weirdness. And he thought about how much he loved that about her. But Willy Wonka? Hot?

"That's getting disturbing images in my mind," Luke responded.

"Only because you have a dirty mind," Lorelai said, while kissing Luke.

After the kiss, Lorelai got closer to Luke, until they heard something in the streets. Lorelai, curious as she was, went to look outside the window first.

"It's Sawyer and Claire," she yelled. "And they're K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

Luke started smiling his rare smile, and looked at Lorelai, who suddenly started singing.

Lorelai: I can see what's happ'ning
What the hell is she talking about, Luke thought.

Luke: (What?)
What do you mean 'what', Lorelai wondered. It was just too obvious.

Lorelai: And they don't have a clue!
Who the hell is she talking about, Luke wondered.

Luke: (Who?)
Who, well who do you think I'm talking about Luke? Kirk and Taylor? Dirty! Wrong people, dirty visuals, abort thoughts. Think of cuter couple.

Lorelai: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line
Our group's down to two
Now he got it. She was talking about James and Claire dating. Or was it about Rory and Jess, who were babysitting Aaron at the moment. No, probably James and Claire.

Luke: (Oh.)
The sweet caress of twilight
There's magic in the air
And with all this romantic atmosphere
Disaster's in the air
Lorelai didn't knew Luke could sing like that. She should sign him up for the next 'American Idol'. He would hate it! Nah, she wouldn't do that. When she looked around, all of a sudden a lot of townspeople were entering her house, singing along with the song.

Choir: Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all its living things
Very cheesy song, James thought. But it fit his emotions perfectly. He was in love with Claire, a wonderful woman. Unfortunately, it couldn't last. He couldn't tell her about his previous life, previous job, or she would turn away from him, to protect her son.

Sawyer: So many things to tell her
But how to make her see
The truth about my past? Impossible!
She'd turn away from me
Claire looked at James while they were walking the streets together. She heard him singing those lines. She knew he was hiding something, and really wanted to know what it was all about. She loved him. No matter what his secret was.

Claire: He's holding back, he's hiding
But what, I can't decide
Why won't he be the man I know he is
The man I see inside?
Was that miss Patty standing there, singing along, Lorelai wondered. It sure looked like it was her. She spotted Sookie, Jackson, Michel, Dean and even Taylor singing along. While she was thinking of ways to torture Dean for hurting Rory, the crowd was singing.

Choir Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all the livings things
He was going to kill Dean, Luke thought. But not now, after the song. Watching Taylor trying to sing was way too funny to miss. The most annoying guy in the village, trying to reach the high notes. Luke wouldn't miss it for the world.

Choir: Can you feel the love tonight?
You needn't look too far
Stealing through the night's uncertainties
Love is where they are
Then, Kirk showed up. Lorelai had already been wondering where he was. First, she only saw Kirk's head. Then, when she saw everything, she had seen too much. Kirk was running around naked. Again. And this time, he was also singing.

Kirk: And if he falls in love tonight
It can be assumed
His carefree days with us are history
In short, our pal is doomed

Luke covered Lorelai's eyes, but he feared the damage was already done. Seeing Kirk naked generally caused bad things. Lorelai proved him right with her next comment.

"My eyes," she screamed. "I can't see! They're burned! Bad visuals! Aargh!"

When he looked around, looking away when spotting Kirk, Luke started to smile. There they were: James and Claire. James was so sweet to cover Claire's eyes from naked Kirk.

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"Can I watch again," Claire asked. "And I still don't know why you are covering my eyes in the first place! Come on James, tell me."

Claire sighed, still not seeing anything, because her eyes were covered. James did that, all of a sudden, in the middle of the song. Just when Claire was enjoying herself watching the most irritating guy in town, Taylor, singing. Typical, she thought.

"Hold on a sec," James said, uncovering Claire's eyes. "Now you can watch again. That fool of a Kirk was running around naked, and singing. I didn't want you to see that. You'd be scarred for life. Nobody should see that!"

Feeling James shiver in disgust, Claire started laughing. As she turned to watch the look on James' face, the laughing only became louder. The look on his face was hilarious to watch, and it just made her laugh till her stomach started aching.

"My eyes are burned! I can't see," Lorelai yelled. "I'm scarred for life. I'm…"

When Lorelai stopped in the middle of that sentence, Claire turned to look at her. Clearly, Luke found a way to shut Lorelai up. He simply kissed her.

"They are so cute together," Claire sighed.

Then, James kissed her, causing them to make a pretty good sight for miss Patty and Babette, the town's gossip crew. But Claire didn't mind. He kissed her!

AN: I know that was a pretty short chapter… But this will allow me to post more chapters very soon… Hopefully even today…

Kirk, the village crazy guy really runs around naked… Mostly half asleep… And yes, Lorelai and Luke once witnessed it… Except for the strategically placed pillow part…

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