I blame this one on my horomonal younger sister. She just swears up and down that Sarah wanted Jareth to look so feminine (her words) because she was subconciously in the closet.
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Whoever decided that the Labyrinth should change to suit the wisher ought to be taken out and beaten...wait, that was him.
Jareth understood the theory behind it, really he did. It was meant to teach a lesson, and to make it nearly impossible to beat the crazy maze. But he didn't see why the Labyrinth felt the need to extend that theory to his wardrobe.
Unfortunately, it did. And as Jareth stood in his uncomfortable tights, with blue streaks in his hair, he couldn't help but wonder at the orientation of a girl who wanted a man wearing tights, glitter, hair paint, and more eye make-up that a two-dollar hooker.