Okay, the next few chapters are turning into crossovers. Let's just say the reasoning behind this involves my twenty-first birthday and an internet recipe for pangalacrtic gargleblasters. I am never drinking again. Thanks for all the reviews and suggestions. Oh and Sith Rahl, thanks for that mental image of Jareth juggling his balls. I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
Attention all dimensions, realities, and galaxies- The underground kingdom of the Labyrinth is now hiring. To apply please simply wish yourself into the employment offices with your resumes for interviews. Thank You.
Jareth stared at the small green creature in front of him and smiled a wicked smile.
"Well, your resume is very impressive. All that is needed now is for you to undergo a small test. I need to know if you can handle working with goblins without suffering a mental breakdown. All you will need to do is remain in this room with a few of my more annoying minions for about an hour. Are you ready?"
The little creature nodded.
"All right, then. I'll just send them in."
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When Jareth returned to the room an hour later he found the strangest sight. The little green creature was sitting in the center of the room with the twenty or so goblins he had sent in floating about his head. As Jareth gaped open-mouth at the scene the goblins gently lowered to the floor and ran out of the room in terror.
The little creature took a deep breath, opened his eyes, and spoke for the first time during the interview.
"Come with dental, this job does, yes?"