"Alright Mr.….Grover, everything seems to be in order. The only thing I found odd is these small periods of unexplained absences. Might I ask what exactly you were doing?

Grover looked the Goblin King up and down.

"Can you keep a secret?" he asked in a dramatic whisper.

Jareth raised an eyebrow but nodded.

"I was busy helping the world as… Super Grover!"

Jareth kept a semi-polite smile on his face as he thanked the little creature and assured him that he would be contacted if a suitable position was found. As soon as he was alone, though, Jareth quickly set the resume in the "no way in hell" pile.

One subject with a hero complex was quite enough.