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Sabith: hey everyone, what's up?

CateRBlack: Just to let everyone know, this was written after a few long days and several sleepless nights.

Sabith: if this does not make your ribs hurt with laughter,

CateRBlack: Or your eyes water so much you can't read the words.

Sabith & CateRBlack: We suggest you see Trance immediately

CateRBlack: this is Sabith's first Fanfiction story so try not to be too mean.

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"I thought this was a one way view screen."

"Hey ho to the bottle I go, drown my heart and drown my woe. And do do do da dum dum da and there's to be many miles to go. Sweet to the sound of the pouring rain, that falls from mount to hill to plain, better than creek or rippling brook and a mug of beer to save this took."

Harper's voice was rich with amusement as he finished his little ditty. He and Tyr hooked arms and swung in circles merrily clacking glasses and taking another big swig of beer.

"Okay," Harper said stumbling slightly as he let go of Tyr. "Now I can teach you the words of the song."

Just as Harper opened his mouth to begin Dylan's voice sounded in the room.

"Tyr, Harper, get up here," he said.

Tyr bounded over to the corner that held the camera which Dylan could see them through.

Dylan walked away from the monitor but left the link open. He was about to repeat himself when Tyr's giant eye appeared.

"I see you Dylan Hunt!" Tyr declared.

Dylan looked a Beka.

"I thought this was a one way view screen."

"It is," she whispered dramatically back to him.

Dylan turned, back to Tyr and now saw the inside of his mouth.

"We are on our way," it said over enthusiastically.

The comm. Link ended before Dylan had a chance to respond.

Tyr turned to look at Harper and Harper fell to the ground in incomprehensible babbling and hysterical giggling.

Tyr stood staring at the figure slipping into insanity in front of him.

"Snap out of it little man we need to get to, to um-"

"Command," Rommie stated sounding annoyed.

"Voices!" gasped Harper.

"I could have sworn they were only in my head," Tyr said looking thoughtfully at Harper. "Anyway like I said, to command," Tyr ordered as he bolted out of the machine shop. Harper followed in hot pursuit, still not convinced that invisible forces weren't stalking him and ran from the room, or would have had he been two feet to the left.

Tbc…