Chapter 2
Sorry for not updating, but I have not been in the mood. I own NOTHING. Well…I own myself, But I'm not in this fic, now am I? Please don't try to analyze my fic, PLEASE! You're supposed to read it, not think about it! Plus, I have put excuses for everything that is wrong with my story. Hohum.
Mr. Smee was glancing about to cabin in hopes of finding some way to help the Captain, who was sitting on the floor against the wall breathing raggedly (is that a real word?).
However, with Peter Pan not having a rival, or so he thought, and with Peter depressed about Wendy, the fairy Tinkerbell was rather gloomy, and had gone to the uninhabited (or so she thought) Jolly Roger. Then she heard a frantic scrabbling about and went into the open door of the captain's cabin to find Mr. Smee trying to find something to apparently help the half-dead Captain. Tinkerbell, being a magical fairy and having nothing against him personally, was not one to leave the poor pirate to die, and sprinkled some fairy dust on him (A/N-I don't know if it has healing powers or not, but I say it does so feh upon your soul) to heal the gash. Mr. Smee whirled around, frightened that whatever made the Captain gasp had been a Lost Boy or Pan himself. However, to Smee's shock, he realized it was Pan's fairy, and that Captain Hook seemed to be perfectly fine, if not a little creeped out.
"'Ey, Cap'n, you're all right!" Smee said as if it were not evident. Hook got up and glanced out one of the windows, seeing Pan fly back into the jungle gloomily.
"Smee, we must get out of here." He hissed, hardly noticing the rather offended fairy who'd saved him. Smee, Hook, and Tinkerbell managed to get one of the rowing boats lowered (which is not as easy as it looks) and got into it, attempting to escape from Neverland. Tink and Hook were really no good at rowing, so Smee managed to get the three of them at least out of the lagoon. From then on though, he just kind of sat there exhausted.
"We ain't getting' outta 'ere, Cap'n." Smee panted. Tink made some fairy noise that neither Hook nor Smee could understand, so they just looked at each other and shrugged. That is until a couple mermaids came, at which point Hook and Smee scrambled to the other end on the boat and nearly capsized it to get away (A/N-Hook is brave, I know, but he just got eaten by a crocodile, peoples. You wouldn't feel so hot either after that). The mermaids pushed to boat for a long, long time, even after Neverland was out of sight. Then in the middle of the ocean they disappeared and Hook and Smee managed to catch a glimpse of their shimmering tails splashing back to Neverland.
"Smee, we've been marooned in the middle of the ocean." Hook sighed, wondering if this day could possibly get any worse. Tink said something in her fairy language that meant something along the lines of 'look over there you bozos'. Smee gazed over.
"Cap'n?"
"What do you want, Smee."
"There's an island over there, Cap'n." Smee stated. Hook sat up and looked at the island, and a few seconds later Smee was rowing and Hook was paddling with his hook, though it didn't help a bit. Some time after they reached the island and collapsed on the shore gratefully. Suddenly up came a pair of hooves the size of dinner plates that kicked sand in the faces of the pirates and fairy, and the three gazed up into the angry face of a huge…centaur?
Oh, I am evil for at another cliffhanger I leave you! Fwahaha!