Yoshi: Hi Peoples!
Luigi: Dil's sick!
Daisy: So I'm filling in for him!
Luigi: (Drools)
Peach: Yay for Daisy-chan!
Yoshi: What's Luigi doing?
Daisy: He is amazed at my vast superior beauty over Peach and would like to-
Yoshi: I get the point!
Peach: Vast Superior Beauty my Ass!
Daisy: You want to fight!
Peach: Yeah… Yeah… Tch…
Daisy: You better not be making fun of what I say in Super Mario Strikers!
Peach: What you gonna do about it?
Yoshi: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Peach & Daisy: Shut up, Yoshi!
Luigi: (Drool)Yoshi: Stop doing that!
Daisy: AHHHHHHHHH (Rams into Peach)
Peach: Dil doesn't own-
Daisy: (Slams into Peach) Don't go disclaiming when your getting the crap beat out of you!
Yoshi: DON'T TAKE THAT PEACH!
Peach: (Kicks Daisy) Owowowowowowowowowowow!
Yoshi: Idiot! Well, Dil doesn't own squat! Except his ideas!
Luigi: (Drool)
Yoshi: Sometimes, I wish Dil would make you smarter!
Daisy: (Body slams Peach) Start The Chapter!
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The Shadow of a StrangerChapter 5: The Showdown in the Basement
"What?" Toadette asked.
"The secret exit leads to the basement! So the killer might try to kill Peach!" Mario said.
"But Peach is one of the main characters!" Luigi said.
"Shut up! We don't know that!" Daisy whispered.
"Oh… Let's go get Peach!" Luigi said.
Mario nodded and ran down the hall. Daisy picked Toadsworth up and followed Mario. Luigi sighed and tried to catch up with Daisy. Toadette stood alone in the hall.
"Toadsworth…" Her voice trailed off. "I'll get revenge, on whoever did this to you!" Toadette walked down the hall and followed.
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"What the hell could be taking them so long?" Wario asked.
"I'm going to go check!" Bowser Jr. said.
"I'll g-g-go t-t-t-to!" Toad stuttered.
"I'll go save Princess Peach and the old geezer!" Wario said.
Waluigi sighed. "Me too…"
Boo looked over at Dry Bones. Dry Bones nodded and walked up to the group.
"We're going."
Everyone then looked at DK.
"I'll stay here to protect Diddy and Dixie while they sleep." DK said pointing to the two monkeys that were sleeping in the corner. "And Birdo."
"Okay, Let's go!" Bowser Jr. said heading down the ladder.
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Mario stopped at a door on the first floor. Daisy came next with Toadsworth.
"Mario, I'm going in there too. I have to help Peach!" Daisy said.
Mario nodded and watched Luigi and Toadette come. "You guys watch Toadsworth, Daisy come with me."
Daisy set Toadsworth down. Mario opened the door and started down the dark steps. Daisy followed, holding her candle tightly.
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DK's stomach growled. He hadn't had anything to eat for a while.
"They'll wake up if something happens. But right now I'm starving!" DK walked over to the ladder and headed down. Then he headed to the first floor. The room was pitch black and the floor was a little wet from the water outside. DK walked around then tripped over something.
"Whoa! What did trip on?" DK asked himself while feeling around his legs. When he felt something yelled. He tripped over Bowser's corpse!
"AHHHHHH!" DK yelled getting up and running over to the kitchen. When there he sighed and walked over to the fridge. He opened it up and grabbed something covered in foil. DK unwrapped it and sniffed.
"ALRIGHT! BANANA STEW!" DK yelled out.
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Mario stopped. "Daisy, The steps end here."
When Daisy got to him she mused. "I remember Toadsworth telling Peach and I that fire should make the opening to the basement appear."
Mario looked at Daisy's candle. "That's all we have."
Daisy nodded then handed the candle to Mario. Daisy put her hand on the wall then felt for something.
"There's a ledge around here where you put the fire." Daisy informed Mario. "Aha! Here it is!"
Daisy grabbed the candle and placed it on the ledge. Then the wall in the way slowly descended. Mario and Daisy continued down the steps.
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When DK finished emptying Peach's fridge, he slowly walked up the stairs. When DK got half way up the stairs he stopped. No, DK didn't stop something stopped him.
"What the hell?" DK thought. "Why can't I move? What's up with this?"
Then DK's legs weakened and he rolled down the stairs.
"Oh, My Gosh-" DK threw up when he reached bottom of the stairs.
DK threw up again, but this time it was blood.
"What is up with me?" DK thought. "Was that food poisoned or something?"
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Mario stepped off the last stone step and on to an old rug. The Basement looked like a hall that had many doors leading to different rooms. When Daisy reached the bottom she looked around and noticed something. A decoration on the wall, that had a skeleton with two swords crossed under it, was missing a sword.
"Mario, we need to hurry!" Daisy said. Mario nodded and walked over to the first door. Daisy grabbed the remaining sword and followed.
Mario opened the door and walked inside. The room had boxes stacked high and trash bags piled up.
"Storage…" Mario muttered.
Daisy walked over to the room on the left and opened the door. It was empty.
Mario stepped out of another storage room and peered down the hall. A black figure was walking around searching the rooms. Mario's eyes widened.
Daisy stepped out of the room and saw Mario. She ran over to him and asked, "Mario, what are you looking at?"
The Black figure turned around and saw Mario and Daisy. The figure lunged at them with the missing sword in his hands.
Daisy jumped in front of Mario and held the Sword out. The two swords met and Daisy pushed forward. Mario gawked at Daisy.
"Mario, go find Peach, I'll handle him!" Daisy said.
"But, Daisy what if you-"
"GO!"
Mario nodded and stared to check the rooms again.
After a couple minutes of metal clashing, Daisy pulled her sword back and jabbed the figure. Much to Daisy's discontent, nothing happened. Daisy was shocked for a second then pulled back.
Daisy gasped at the figure when she saw him, for you see, the figure wasn't black. What Daisy had stabbed, was a black robe. Now the figure's face was reveled.
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Yoshi: And the Winner, by Comical Knockout is… ME!
Daisy: How the hell did you win?
Luigi: (Drools)
Peach: (Kicks Luigi) STOP DOING THAT!
Dil: Dun dun duuuuu! I'm back!
Peach: Yay! Now I can do this! (Pulls Lever)
Luigi: (Drool- falls through a hole)
Dil: Ha ha ha! That's hilarious!
Yoshi: Oh, Dil, I forgot, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Daisy: YAY FOR CAKE!
Dil: Daisy-chan, Who invited you?
Daisy: The guy that produces this.
Dil: Oh yeah, I kindasorta forgot!
Peach: Please R&R and No Flames or else Daisy-chan will Body Slam you!
Luigi: (Drools)
Dil: How'd you get back in?
Luigi: (Drools)
Everyone: STOP DOING THAT DAMMIT! (Pulls lever)
Luigi: (Falls into non-existence)