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Ficlet Four: Ribs?

"Hey, Harry," Ron asked as they all lay on the floor in the common room.

"Yeah," Harry replied, "What is it?"

"Would you eat the moon if it was made of ribs?"

"What?"

"Hmm?"

Ficlet Five: Bacon?

"AHHHHH!" Hermione screamed. "It's an albino bacon monster!!!!!" She covered her face with her hands.

"That's just a piece of toast," Ron said as he examined her plate. "Can I have it?"

"Yeah, whatever."

Ficlet Six: Lava?

"Hey," Ginny said as she, Harry, and Ron were staring into a Lava Lamp. "What do you think that shit tastes like?"

"Five bucks if you drink it..." Harry said.

"Deal!" Ginny said. She drank it then hurled in the trash can.

"Haha!" she yelled triumphantly. "Pay up loser!"

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