A/N: Gawd, I love writing these things! And four reviews already?! Wowzers! Hehehe...glad you people like 'em! I'll keep these coming! And the best part about these ficlets...when school starts in 6 days, I can write billions of these in study hall!!! puahahaha!! And no one can stop me!!! PUAHAHAHAHAHA! Now on with the show! {Curtains open}

Ficlet Seven: Is it warm in here?

"Hey," Fred and George said to Penny.

"So you're head girl, huh?" George asked walking around her.

"Yeah...." she replied following him with her eyes.

"You're hot...You're so hot," Fred said.

"What?"

"Huh?"

"Are you warm?" she asked.

Ficlet Eight: Quidditch? Where?!

"Hello," a reporter from the Quibbler said to Harry and Ron at the quidditch world cup. "You boys enjoying yourselves?"

"Hell yeah," Ron said.

"We're here for the beer and the bitches," Harry replied.

Ficlet Nine: KFC is addictive?

"Have you ever noticed that KFC's chicken has an addictive element to it?" Remus asked. "Like you'll drive by KFC, and you just WANT SOME!"

"I think that's just you, Remus," Sirius said.

A/N: A monkey is stealing my brains, I think.... {author ponders}