A/N: Cheese is soooo good! You should all get some! It is my ficlet writing fuel!!!

Ficlet Ten: Mad Cow?

"Ok ok ok ok," Colin Creevy said annoying Draco. Colin was made the head reporter for the new school Newsletter and he wanted to get interviews with all the Prefects. "Question: would you rather be Head Boy....or get Mad Cow Disease?"

Draco looked at him like he was retarded. "Obviously I would want to be Head Boy."

"Oh good! I thought you might choose mad cow!" Colin was relieved.

Ficlet Eleven: Butterflies?

Ginny and Harry started going out. They sat together in the common room holding hands and staring into each other's eyes.

"Ginny," Harry said timidly.

"Yes, Harry?"

"It feels like there's a whole bunch of butterflies flapping around in my stomach. Is that normal?"

"Somtimes. Yeah," she replied.

"Oh good, I was concerned."

"Am I your first girlfriend?"

"Pff...No," Harry looked around with shifty eyes.

"Loser."

Ficlet Twelve: Star Wars? I don't think so.

Harry froze. "I sense a great disturbance in the force," he said. Suddenly, Draco walked into the room.

Ron looked at Harry. "You have to teach me how you do that."

A/N: How much is that doggie in the window? Woof Woof!