A/N: Where is fancy bread? In the heart or in the head?
Ficlet Nineteen: Cats? The Musical?? Nope...
"Hello Lover," Seamus said.
"Dammit, Seamus! I told you! Not in front of the cats!" Harry screamed, pointing at Crookshanks.
"I was talking to Crookshanks..."
"Oh, my bad," Harry said and continued swiffering the common room.
Ficlet Twenty: Liquor?
"Brad Pitt's Underwear!!!" Dean yelled in his sleep. "I swear I didn't steal them!" He rolled over still completely asleep.
Everyone else, now fully awake, looked at him. "I need some liquor, now," Seamus said. "Cause that has got to be the most disturbing thing I have ever heard." Everyone agreed.
Ficlet Twenty-One: Neither?!?
"Ok, Draco," Colin said trying to console his angry interviewee (A/N: is that a word?). "This is the last question I promise!"
"Hurry it up, weirdo!" Draco said tapping his foot impatiently.
"Ok...Boxers? Or briefs?"
"I am NOT answering that!" Draco threw his hands up in the air and walked off.
"Hmm...neither....interesting," Colin nodded and made a note on his clipboard.
A/N: Dude!!! We got 19 reviews already! That may not seem like a lot to you people who have like 800 reviews! But to me...it's like "Hot Damn!"...WHOOO! So therefore I decided to update. And if you love me in the slightest...you will review on every chapter and refer this wonderful fic to everone you know. Start a forwarded message. Get the word out. Our success and updating diligence depends on you! {points at you} But....19 reviews! yay!
Majik Beaver: Reviewers? Have you been reading my diary? Cause this has been a dream of mine for quite some time.
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