A/N: Hello readers. I must apologize ahead of time. This rough as hell first week of school has totally screwed me up. My ficlets will suffer. I know it. So if they suck....flame me....tell me why they suck. I'll try to fix it. Yell at my muse. I'm afraid the muse has been kidnapped by my AP biology class though. So blame school! We must all work together to defeat the enemy that is homework! One day we will overcome! All students are friends!! All teachers are enemies!! And teacher's pets....BURN THEM!!! Spying whores! (No offense to you guys if you're a teacher's pet...you're safe...cause you don't go to my school...or do you? puahahahahahaha!)
Ficlet Twenty-Two: Safety?
Ron entered the common room.
"Hey Harry, you wanna play a game of che-"
"I'm not supposed to talk to strangers," Harry cut Ron off.
"But I'm not a strang-"
"Just say NO!" Harry cut Ron off again.
"Harry, what are you do-?"
"Click it or ticket, bud."
"What the bloody he-"
"If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?"
Ficlet Twenty-Three: Wizards Have Waterparks?
"So..." Hermione said getting all school crazy and gathering Harry and Ron for a meeting. "What are your plans for after Hogwarts? There is a very nice wizarding college opening in Liverpool, you know? It never hurts to get a little more school in so you can broaden your options."
"I don't need college for what I want to do," Ron said simply. "I want to be the person that stands at the top of the waterslide at Wizard's Wet and Wild and tells the kids when to go. Go!" he screamed gesturing to an invisible child. "Go! Go!"
"That's an important job if you think about it," Harry said noticing Hermione's shocked look. "Without him, there could be like a 5 kid pile-up in the tube on the way down."
Ficlet Twenty-Four: Puppy part 3?
"Hey, Harry?" Ron rolled back over and asked into the darkness of the dorm.
"Yeah...what is it, Ron?" Harry said still contemplating cauliflower.
"Just out of curiosity...if I was a puppy....what would YOU name ME?"
"Hmm...Diego Von Spottedbottom."
A/N: Ok...so was it really bad? I'm really sorry if it was. I'll work on it. I need some caffiene infused inspiration. So you can blame my school for my lack of ideas. They freaking decided to take away all of our junk food and caffiene. They'll even take it if they catch you with some you bring from home. So yeah, if my fic blows today, and you want to read a good Draco/Hermione fic, you should read "Crazy Dips and Pop Rocks" by my friend tbschicka. I'm not just saying it's good cause she's my friend either....good fic. Check it out.
Ficlet Twenty-Two: Safety?
Ron entered the common room.
"Hey Harry, you wanna play a game of che-"
"I'm not supposed to talk to strangers," Harry cut Ron off.
"But I'm not a strang-"
"Just say NO!" Harry cut Ron off again.
"Harry, what are you do-?"
"Click it or ticket, bud."
"What the bloody he-"
"If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?"
Ficlet Twenty-Three: Wizards Have Waterparks?
"So..." Hermione said getting all school crazy and gathering Harry and Ron for a meeting. "What are your plans for after Hogwarts? There is a very nice wizarding college opening in Liverpool, you know? It never hurts to get a little more school in so you can broaden your options."
"I don't need college for what I want to do," Ron said simply. "I want to be the person that stands at the top of the waterslide at Wizard's Wet and Wild and tells the kids when to go. Go!" he screamed gesturing to an invisible child. "Go! Go!"
"That's an important job if you think about it," Harry said noticing Hermione's shocked look. "Without him, there could be like a 5 kid pile-up in the tube on the way down."
Ficlet Twenty-Four: Puppy part 3?
"Hey, Harry?" Ron rolled back over and asked into the darkness of the dorm.
"Yeah...what is it, Ron?" Harry said still contemplating cauliflower.
"Just out of curiosity...if I was a puppy....what would YOU name ME?"
"Hmm...Diego Von Spottedbottom."
A/N: Ok...so was it really bad? I'm really sorry if it was. I'll work on it. I need some caffiene infused inspiration. So you can blame my school for my lack of ideas. They freaking decided to take away all of our junk food and caffiene. They'll even take it if they catch you with some you bring from home. So yeah, if my fic blows today, and you want to read a good Draco/Hermione fic, you should read "Crazy Dips and Pop Rocks" by my friend tbschicka. I'm not just saying it's good cause she's my friend either....good fic. Check it out.