A/N: I submit these ficlets, to the midnight society...
Ficlet Twenty-Eight: Sponsers?
Harry and Ron were pissed (meaning drunk) after breaking into Fred and George's "secret" liquor cabinet. Ron was pissed (meaning angry) at Harry.
"Whatever, Harry. I don't need to talk to you anyways. I can talk to my sponser." Ron turned away from facing Harry so that he was looking at the large white rabbit beside him.
"Drink!" it said. "Drink! Or I'll die!" Ron chugged some fire whiskey and passed out. Harry watched him fall off his chair.
"Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?" he queried.
Ficlet Twenty-Nine: Gum?
"Hey, Ron. You want a stick of gum?" Fred asked, holding a pack out for Ron.
"Sure," he reached out and grabbed one and stuck it in his mouth.
"Haha! That's trick gum! Now you're addicted to heroine!" Fred said laughing.
"Hahaha," Ron laughed. "Hahahah-I'm so cold." He shivvered.
(A/N: in case someone freaks out, that is from Family Guy...it was soooo funny. So I rephrased it for all you people to enjoy. Loves!)
Ficlet Thirty: Games?
All of the kids were bored and decided to go to the grocery store in Hogsmeade to get some food.
"Hey, Harry!" Ginny said excitedly. "This new muggle grocery store they randomly built in Hogsmeade for witches and wizards to use is great! They have games! There is one up front that I win everytime. I put in a quarter and I turned the knob and won a handful of these colorful candy things!" She popped one in her mouth and walked off.
Harry shook his head and continued sticking every kind of cereal known to man in his shopping cart.
"Dude! Harry! There's even games in the bathroom!" Ron yelled. "Look! I won a balloon!" Ron held out a condom. Harry screamed and covered his eyes.
A/N: Yeah....So.....was it bad? Did my use of Family Guy quotes bother you? Like it? Love it? Hate it? Didn't really pay attention to it? Let me know. I love all reviews. Even flames if it comes to it. Cause I have 38 now! And you know what that means?! It means you all get a complimentary imaginary fruit basket! Love ya! {wink}
Ficlet Twenty-Eight: Sponsers?
Harry and Ron were pissed (meaning drunk) after breaking into Fred and George's "secret" liquor cabinet. Ron was pissed (meaning angry) at Harry.
"Whatever, Harry. I don't need to talk to you anyways. I can talk to my sponser." Ron turned away from facing Harry so that he was looking at the large white rabbit beside him.
"Drink!" it said. "Drink! Or I'll die!" Ron chugged some fire whiskey and passed out. Harry watched him fall off his chair.
"Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?" he queried.
Ficlet Twenty-Nine: Gum?
"Hey, Ron. You want a stick of gum?" Fred asked, holding a pack out for Ron.
"Sure," he reached out and grabbed one and stuck it in his mouth.
"Haha! That's trick gum! Now you're addicted to heroine!" Fred said laughing.
"Hahaha," Ron laughed. "Hahahah-I'm so cold." He shivvered.
(A/N: in case someone freaks out, that is from Family Guy...it was soooo funny. So I rephrased it for all you people to enjoy. Loves!)
Ficlet Thirty: Games?
All of the kids were bored and decided to go to the grocery store in Hogsmeade to get some food.
"Hey, Harry!" Ginny said excitedly. "This new muggle grocery store they randomly built in Hogsmeade for witches and wizards to use is great! They have games! There is one up front that I win everytime. I put in a quarter and I turned the knob and won a handful of these colorful candy things!" She popped one in her mouth and walked off.
Harry shook his head and continued sticking every kind of cereal known to man in his shopping cart.
"Dude! Harry! There's even games in the bathroom!" Ron yelled. "Look! I won a balloon!" Ron held out a condom. Harry screamed and covered his eyes.
A/N: Yeah....So.....was it bad? Did my use of Family Guy quotes bother you? Like it? Love it? Hate it? Didn't really pay attention to it? Let me know. I love all reviews. Even flames if it comes to it. Cause I have 38 now! And you know what that means?! It means you all get a complimentary imaginary fruit basket! Love ya! {wink}