Kirby of Royal Woods (Old Version)

by TheFawfulizedWario

This is my own fanfiction of crossing The Loud House over with Hoshi No Kaabi/Kirby of the Stars/Kirby Right Back At Ya. Criticism is welcome(Will try to update frequently).

2. Episode 1: Kirby Comes to Royal Woods

Episode 1: Kirby Comes to Royal Woods:

(The Episode begins at night at Liam's farm when Liam let all of his sheep out to graze. But, all of a sudden, an Octopus Monster comes in and devours all of the sheep using his tentacles. Liam notices the noise and screams as the Octopus Monster goes away to Castle Dedede.)

(Theme Song)

(Kirby, on his Starship hears a loud alarm and the spaceship speeds up so much that he travels thousands of miles away. Meanwhile...at Castle Dedede. Escargoon confronts all of the citizens of Royal Woods)

Escargoon: "Monster! That's ridiculous, there's no monster in this castle."

Lynn Sr.: "Yes there is!"

Lynn Jr.: "It's big!"

Leni: "It's scary!"

Lola: "And it eats everything in sight!"

Ecargoon: "(Bonks Leni on the head) That's King Dedede! Now go back to your homes so that his majesty can finish his supper in peace."

(As Escargoon was talking, King Dedede was finishing his dinner.)

Lori: "Hold it right there, Escargoon! How do we know that you're literally not lying again?"

Lisa: "As per usual."

Escargoon: "(To Lori and Lisa) You two have no right to speak to me that way. Your parents should slap you silly."

Lincoln: "(Scratches his chin) Something's fishy around here!"

Lynn Sr.: "You're probably right, Lincoln. A monster would be the thing that Dedede would love."

Rita: "He must be behind this."

Escargoon: "How DARE you accuse his Royal Highness! (To Dedede) You want me to check them in for a two week stay in the dungeon, Sweet King?"

King Dedede: (Laughs and turns around) A monster, huh? Would a monster look anything like that? (Points to an octopus that looks kind of similar to the Octopus Monster from earlier, but it's pink.)"

Becky: "That's it!"

Carol: "That's the monster!"

Clyde: "But it's 100 times bigger!"

King Dedede: "(Chuckles) You see, that ain't no monster, just my new pet octopus. And the only thing he likes to eat is sardines. (Feeds his pet octopus a sardine and laughs) The little fella wouldn't hurt a fly unless it was on the end of a fish hook."

Escargoon: "Of course he wouldn't. (To the Citizens of Royal Woods while swinging his spear) Now get out so that the King would have his dessert! Go on! Shoo!"

(The Loud Kids all immediately come near the Octopus tank and the Octopus stares at them like the Octopus Monster from earlier. Later at Kabu Canyon...)

Kabu: "Tell me, Citizens of Royal Woods, what purpose have you come to consult me?"

Liam: "We seek your wisdom and knowledge, Kabu, for three nights a giant monster has been stealing our sheep."

Lola: "And it's robbing me of my beauty sleep."

Dana: "Dedede says that it's not his monster."

Officer Schoffner: "I don't believe that rascal."

Sid: "You know the truth, Kabu."

Bobby: "Please tell us where the monster is, Kabu, and how we can make it go away."

Kabu: "The monster is near. And Royal Woods is in grave danger."

Lincoln: "Then why did it come here."

Kabu: "It was called here by your own King Dedede."

(In the distance King Dedede and Escargoon watch)

Escargoon: "It sounds like the big Kabu was talking about you sire."

(King Dedede punches Escargoon on the head)

King Dedede: "That tattle tailin' tiki."

Kabu: "The monster was created by one more powerful than King Dedede."

Officer Schoffner: "I'd like to lock both of them up."

Lori: "What do we do to stop it?"

Kabu: "There is nothing you can do."

(All of the citizens complain to each other.)

Lola: "Is Royal Woods...doomed?"

Leni: "Can anyone, like, help us, Kabu?"

Kabu: "There is one who is a star warrior, travelling through space whose name is Kirby."

Lola: "Kirby."

Lana: "YAY KIRBY!"

(All of the loud kids except for Lily dream of their own version of Kirby, Lori and Leni thinks that Kirby is a lady in their own Prince-like attire, Luna thinks Kirby's a God of Rock n' Roll, Luan thinks Kirby is a Comedic Deity, Lynn thinks that Kirby is an alien who plays sports, Lincoln thinks that Kirby is a Super hero, Lucy thinks that Kirby is some sort of vampire, Lola thinks that Kirby is some sort of prince, Lana thinks that Kirby is a Frog and Lisa thinks that Kirby is a scientist with beakers and robots that will kill the monster. All of a sudden King Dedede and Escargoon arrive in their car.)

King Dedede: "That's trash you're talking, Kabu. There's no such person as Kirby."

Escargoon: "That's right, you're full of Kabuloney."

Kabu: "Kabu can see the future."

King Dedede: "(Laughs) Why not predict what will happen when I push dis dere button."

Kabu: "I predict that you won't push it."

King Dedede: "Hey, Escargoon, did you hear that voice. (Laughs while bonking Escargoon on the head.) (To Kabu) Why, I predict you're dead wrong."

(Suddenly a light flashes in the sky as Kirby's Spaceship falls down like a comet into the Louds' front yard. The louds along with Dedede and Escargoon go into their yard and see a the pink puffball himself and King Dedede picks it up.)

Kirby: "Huh?"

King Dedede: "Looks like an alien invader to me."

Escargoon: "Mash it with your mallet!"

The Louds: "WAIT!"

Lisa: "Let's see what it is first."

Leni: "You okay, alien?"

(Kirby gets up from out of the ground.)

Lori: "It's impossible, but your name literally wouldn't happen to be Kirby."

Kirby: "(Gasps) Kirby! Kirby!"

(The louds all gasp as their images of their dream warriors vanish. Suddenly King Dedede stomps on him and laughs.)

King Dedede: "Star Warrior, stand back, this boy's goin' back ta orbit!"

Leni: "No, please don't!"

King Dedede: "FORE!"

(King Dedede smacks Kirby and sends him flying into the canyon.)

Lynn Sr.: "Why did you do that?"

Lisa: "Isn't that a bit unneccessary of you to do that?"

Escargoon: "THE KING JUST SAVED YOU ALL FROM A PUBLIC MENACE!"

King Dedede: "Yeah, Kirby must be the monster that's been eatin' up all the sheep."

Rita: "I hope that little Pinky's alright."

(The Louds go down to the chasm that Kirby fell into.)

Lincoln: "Don't worry, Kirby, we're going down to help you."

(Suddenly, Lincoln slips and falls, Kirby notices it and puffs up so that he can save Lincoln.)

Lincoln: "Kirby just saved me."

(Suddenly the Loud sisters came down.)

Lucy: "Wow, a monster wouldn't do that."

Lisa: "That, you are correct about, Lucy."

Lori: "Maybe Kirby is the star warrior after all."

Lynn Jr.: "That's impossible, Warriors are big and strong, not pink and puffy."

(Kirby wanders off and the louds chase him down)

Lynn Jr.: "Some warrior."

(Kirby continues to wander off until he comes across to the town of Royal Woods.)

Lincoln: "This is Royal Woods."

Lisa: "And the people there are called humans."

Lincoln: "If you're wondering, my name is Lincoln."

Kirby: "Name Incoln. (Lincoln Gasps) Name Incoln."

Lori: "And we're his sisters, I'm Lori."

Kirby: "Ori."

Leni: "I'm Leni."

Kirby: "Eni."

Luna: "I'm Luna."

Kirby: "Una."

Luan: "I'm Luan."

Kirby: "Uan."

Lynn Jr.: "I'm Lynn."

Kirby: "Ynn?"

Lucy: "(Jumpscares Kirby) I'm Lucy."

Kirby: "Ucy."

Lana: "I'm Lana."

Kirby: "Ana."

Lola: "I'm Lana's twin sister, Lola."

Kirby: "Ola."

Lisa: "I'm Lisa and that's Lily."

Kirby: "Isa, Ily?"

Luan: "I guess that Kirby might be a baby warrior."

(They all laugh until King Dedede and Escargoon come in their car.)

King Dedede: "Out of our way, we'll get that monster."

(King Dedede blasts Kirby who begins tumbling down and Dedede keeps on bashing and shooting Kirby as the latter runs away until he gets shot into the watermelon fields. The louds also chase Kirby)

Lincoln: "Knock it off, Dedede, it's not a monster."

King Dedede: "He's right in dat dere watermelon field."

(Escargoon chuckles as the two go into the watermelon field and the louds pop out of the field with a watermelon catapult and shot 11 Watermelons at the two and stop Dedede's car.)

Lori: "We're literally not gonna let you get rid of Kirby."

(Dedede chuckles and turns away, going back to where he came while Officer Matthew and Officer Schoffner look at the louds.)

Officer Matthew : "Wonder what they're up to."

Officer Schoffner: "Hey, you kids alright?"

Leni: "Yeah, but where's Kirby?"

Lincoln: "Kirby?"

Lori: "Kirby, where are you?"

(The Louds, Officer Matthew and Officer Schoffner look at Kirby, who's just enjoying a watermelon. Later at the Loud House, the Louds and Kirby were seated at the table.)

Lynn Sr.: "Here you guys go."

(Lynn Sr. passes out a dish of his famous Lynn-sagna to the family and Kirby.)

Rita: "A special feast to honor a special star warrior."

Lynn Sr.: "I can speak for myself you know, honey."

Rita: "I know that, Lynn."

Lynn Jr.: "Let's hurry up and eat."

Lori: "He literally doesn't understand what you're saying anyways."

Lincoln: "Well, let's dig in."

(The louds were about to eat their dinner, but suddenly, Kirby inhales all of the Louds' dinners and even the dishes, utensils and tablecloth till it's all gone.)

The Loud Kids: "Aw man."

Rita: "(Miffed) Hey, what's the big idea, Kirby?"

(Kirby, scared and confused runs off out of the Loud House and the Loud Kids chase after him until they see a mass of sheep bones with Kirby.)

Lucy: "Woah."

Luna: "Did you do this, lil' dude?"

Lori: "We literally can't stay here, come on."

(Kirby and the Loud children went into a shed and Lincoln closed the door.)

Lana: "You were the one who's been eating all the sheep, weren't you?"

Lincoln: "If you tell us the truth, Kirby, maybe we could help you."

Luan: "I don't think he "herd" you, (Laughs) get it?!"

Sword Knight: "Hey, let's check out this shed."

Blade Knight: "There might be something alive in there."

(Lori puts a sack over Kirby's head and suddenly, Sword Knight and Blade Knight bust into the shed.)

Sword Knight: "It's Lincoln."

Blade Knight: "And his ten meddling sisters."

Lincoln: "What are you guys doing here?"

Blade Knight: "We were sent by the King."

Sword Knight: "We were looking for a puffball named Kirby."

Lori: "That's funny, so are we."

Leni: "I thought Kirby's with..."

Luna: "(Covers Leni's mouth) Nobody."

Meta Knight: "I'm not so sure."

(Meta Knight comes over to the Louds and Blade Knight and Sword Knight step back. The Louds all gasp. Meta Knight uses Galaxia to stab the Louds, but they dodge in the nick of time and Meta Knight lifts the sack from out of Kirby.)

Meta Knight: "It is the ball."

(Meta Knight leaves the shed and the louds go after him.)

Leni: "Please Meta Knight."

Lana: "Don't tell the king."

Meta Knight: "The King is not a problem for now. Now we must find the real monster."

(Lightning flashes and Meta Knight, the Loud Kids and Kirby see smoke from Castle Dedede. Kirby runs up to the smoke and it turns out that King Dedede and Escargoon are trying to fix Kirby's Starship.)

Escargoon: "How am I supposed to fix this if I don't have the owner's manual."

(King Dedede whacks Escargoon on the head with his fist.)

King Dedede: "Keep fixing it, snail brain. Once we get it fixed, we can send Kirby back where he came from."

(King Dedede finds a small box from inside Kirby's Spaceship.)

Escargoon: "(Curious) What's that?"

(King Dedede opens the box to find a mini Warp Star.)

King Dedede: "I might put this thing in my dressin' room."

Escargoon: "Sire, we might need that."

King Dedede: "It's none of your business. Besides, I might as well take care of dis dere star."

Escargoon: "(Blows a rasberry) Oh, why does he have to be so abusive? (Kirby suddenly floats up near him) Self esteem issues, anyone? (Notices Kirby and screams) Well, this is a pleasant surprise, I was just trying to fix your Starship for you. (Kirby notices a box and sees that his Warp Star is missing) It wasn't my fault, (chuckles) see?"

(Kirby heads into Castle Dedede while Escargon still stands there, shocked. Later, at Castle Dedede, King Dedede watches over his pet octopus.)

King Dedede: "I Ordered a monster and I wind up with a wimp. (Goes over to his throne) I might as well spend my cash for this newfangled online monster order so I can fill up my fish tank. (Pushes a button and a screen with the N.M.E Sales Guy and a monster machine appear.)

N.M.E Sales Guy: "Welcome to Nightmare Enterprises, King Dedede, how may I assist you?"

King Dedede: "Look pal, I don't want to complain, but I paid you a lot of money for an octopus monster and it turned out to be a little shrimp."

N.M.E Sales Guy: "Just give it time, your highness, and I guarantee this little shrimp will grow on you big time."

King Dedede: "Alright. (Pushes a button)"

(The N.M.E sales guy goes away along with the screen and monster machine. King Dedede looks at his pet octopus and it reveals that his pet octopus is the octopus monster after all. The octopus monster hypnotizes Dedede as Kirby runs inside. The hypnotized Dedede charges at Kirby with his hammer and continually tries to bonk Kirby with his hammer. The Loud Kids come in the castle, looking for Kirby.)

Lincoln: "Kirby."

Lori: "Kirby."

(King Dedede bashes Kirby so hard that the latter starts flying around the castle like a pinball. Eventually Rita and Lynn Sr. show up.)

Lynn Sr.: "(Gasps) It's Kirby."

Rita: "He's getting beat by the King."

(King Dedede chases Kirby until he hits a pillar. The mini Warp Star falls and Lincoln picks it up.)

Meta Knight: "Get away. (Pushes the Loud Family as the pillar falls.)"

Leni: "Yay, Meta Knight is on our side."

Meta Knight: "Look out."

(The octopus grows into the octopus monster from earlier in this episode. The Louds all scream at this sight as the octopus monster continues to grow.)

Lola: "That must be the monster that ate all the sheep."

Meta Knight: "Yes, that must be the monster that also took control of the King."

(Large tentacles surround Castle Dedede and the citizens look scared at this horrific sight.)

Howard: "It's going to destroy the castle!"

(King Dedede, no longer possessed, gets up from all the rubble and sees the Octopus Monster.)

King Dedede: "(Screams) Holy Calamari!"

Escargoon: "Get back in your tank, you overgrown appetizer."

(Suddenly King Dedede jumps on Escargoon and shakes him.)

King Dedede: "I want the reciept for this thing and I want my money back."

Meta Knight: "(Jumps in front of King Dedede and Escargoon) Leave, Sire."

(Blade Knight and Sword Knight run in front of the Octopus Monster and the Octopus Monster slams its' tentacles around as the Louds, King Dedede and Escargoon run. King Dedede and Escargoon hide behind a pillar and Kirby runs near his new friends.)

The Louds: "Kirby."

(The Octopus Monster uses its' tentacle to surround the Louds and Kirby and shoots out little octopus monsters from its' suction cups. The Louds, except for Lana who is in awe all gag. Kirby tries to inhale the little octopus monsters, but he gets tossed around like a little, pink, puffy pinball. As Kirby gets tossed around like a pinball, King Dedede cheers for the Octopus Monster.)

King Dedede: "Take this, and that! (Laughs)"

Escargoon: "(Sarcastically) Sure that'll work."

(Kirby faints, but as he was about to get up, the little octopus monsters use a rock to splatter Kirby like a yolk, but it cracks. The Loud Family all gasp at this.)

Lincoln: "No."

(The little octopus monsters keep beating up Kirby as the mini Warp Star rings.)

Meta Knight: "Where did you get it?'

Lincoln: "King Dedede dropped it, why?"

Meta Knight: "That is the Warp Star, the source of Kirby's power."

(Kirby recovers, gets up and runs away from the little octo-monsters.)

Lincoln: "KIRBY!"

Lynn Jr.: "Look out!"

(Kirby continues to run from the little octopus monsters, but the Louds climb up the stairs to a tower and see Kirby on the same side of another tower. The Octopus Monster uses its tentacle to destroy the tower.)

Lincoln: "(with the Warp Star) KIRBY!"

(Kirby excited and determined, inhales the little octopus monsters and the fireballs from the Octopus Monster. The Louds, King Dedede, Escargoon and Meta Knight all watch as Kirby transforms into Fire Kirby.)

Meta Knight: "That is a Copy Ability. After inhaling an attack, Kirby can transform. Kirby has become...Fire Kirby."

(The Octopus Monster blows out a jet of fire at Kirby, but Kirby inhales it and spits it back at the Octopus Monster.)

Lynn Jr.: Yo, Kirby, think fast. (Throws the Warp Star at Kirby)"

(Kirby rides on it like a surfboard. The Octopus Monster continues to attack Kirby, but Kirby dodges it, until, Kirby uses his firepower to fry the Octopus Monster and send it flying. The Louds all cheer for their new friend.)

King Dedede: "(Cries) There goes my refund."

(Meta Knight looks at Kirby with admiration, while the N.M.E Sales Guy watches Kirby defeat the Octopus Monster.)

N.M.E Sales Guy : "Well, looks like the puffy, pink visitor is a star warrior after all. (Laughs)"

(The Next Morning, the Louds and Citizens all say goodbye to the pink puffball.)

Lincoln: "I wish you could stay around a little longer, Kirby."

(Kirby comes back into his Starship and looks at the Louds.)

Lori: "I literally hate long goodbyes, so get on your ship and go."

(Kirby goes back on his Starship and takes off.)

The Louds and Citizens: "Goodbye Kirby./It was nice knowing you./We'll miss you./ Thanks for saving us."

(Meanwhile, King Dedede and Escargoon try to shoot at Kirby.)

King Dedede: "We'll make sure that won't happen again."

Escargoon: "Goodbye for good!"

(King Dedede and Escargoon shoot at Kirby, but Kirby's Starship lands on Dedede's Car, which gets the attention of all the Citizens.)

King Dedede: "Hey, how'd our car get destroyed by the Starship?"

(King Dedede chases Escargoon around with a hammer.)

Escargoon: "GET AWAY FROM ME!"

(The Citizens all laugh at King Dedede chasing Escargoon.)

Luna: "Well, at least you'll be staying, Little Dude. Wanna stay with us?"

Kirby: "Kirby! Kirby... Kirby!"

(The episode ends with the Loud Family hugging Kirby.)

Author's Notes:

* I'm sorry to say, but Leni's Beloveds is cancelled due to me having other plans for a Leni X Female Harem fanfiction (The Loud House Rebooted and the Hazy Rocker.). Also, I'm not proud of how it turned out.

* Yeah, I chose a pretty poor time to return, with the riots and Coronavirus, but I gotta put out a fanfiction somehow.

* Also, after receiving Criticism from a guest, I decided to remove the harems and incestuous subtitles (tho it ain't canon to the Canon Loud House) and chose the love interests for Lincoln, Luan, Luna, Leni and Lori back in my theme song page. Heck, the latter 2 are Lesbians (The former with Becky and the latter with Carol) in my TLH X Kirby fanfiction (and future fanfictions).

* I will try to put out more Kirby of Royal Woods thrice a week on and Wednesdays Fridays starting on Friday, June 19. So read, review and criticize.