Episode 2: A Blockbuster Battle:
(The Episode starts with King Dedede watching over Royal Woods with a telescope while Kirby plays with a top.)
King Dedede: "We've gotta do somethin'. We've gotta get rid of Kirby somehow so he gets settled in here
Escargoon: "Well, King Dedede, if you want my opinion..."
(Just as Escargoon was about to finish, King Dedede whacks Escargoon on the head with a telescope and walks off to his throne room.)
King Dedede: "Who wants your opinion? What I want is a monster that'll get rid of this pink pest once and for all."
(King Dedede sits on his throne, and pushes a button on his throne and releases a screen so the N.M.E Sales Guy can return.)
N.M.E Sales Guy: "Welcome back to Nightmare Enterprises' Online Monster Site, King Dedede. As you know, (pushes a button and lots of monsters surround him) we offer a full line of powerful monsters."
King Dedede: "Yeah, the octopus you sent me last time was a weakling."
N.M.E Sales Guy: "Yeah, but now we know that your opponent is Kirby, now all of our monsters have improved jackpower. (The Monsters beat up the N.M.E Sales Guy.) See what I mean?"
King Dedede: "They look like rejects to me. I need something strong enough to get rid of Kirby for good."
(Theme Song)
(Later, it cuts to the Loud Kids and Kirby playing jumprope in their front yard.)
Lola and Lana.: "One and one and one is three. We don't like King Dedede. Two and two and two is six. He weighs the same as a ton of bricks."
Lincoln: "It's your turn, Kirby."
Lola and Lana.: "Three and three and three is nine. The has the robes that are..."
(Kirby runs towards the rope and falls over. Everyone laughs in response with Kirby angrily staring at them.)
Leni: "Uh, guys. I don't know about this."
Luna: "What do you mean, dude?"
Lori: "He's literally a star warrior, he should be learning star warrior stuff."
(Suddenly rain appears out of nowhere and the Siblings head back to the house while Kirby heads into a tree, which disturbs a certain bird.)
Tokkori: "(Squawks) Listen up, Junior, this is my nest. No people allowed. (Uses his beak to knock Kirby out of his tree which makes Kirby fall down.) Now, hit the road."
Lana: "Hey, he's our friend, let him in Tokkori."
Lincoln: "He just needs a place to stay for a while."
Tokkori: "Let him get his own place. (Dives back into his nest and it cuts to the Louds in their house.)"
Lori: "Guys, let's admit it, Kirby literally needs a place to stay."
Leni: "I, like thought we wanted Kirby to stay."
Luna: "We do."
Rita: "Remember last time Kirby came here?"
(It flashes back to the previous episode where Kirby sucks up all of the contents on the table.)
Rita: "Yeah, I didn't think so."
(Suddenly the rain stops and it becomes sunny again and the Loud kids and Kirby go to Lynn's Table.)
Lynn Sr.: "Absolutely not, guys."
Luna: "Why can't he work here, Pop-star?"
Lynn Sr.: "He has no prior experience, that's why."
Lincoln: "All he had to do is to work for free and you have to feed him and let him sleep there."
Lynn Sr.: "Well, to be fair, your mom works at Castle Dedede. Why can't he stay with her?"
Lisa: "King Dedede has a massive disdain for Kirby."
Luan: "Yeah, he was like (In a King Dedede Impression) 'I'm gonna clobba dis dere Kirby down the dain'. (laughs) (Normal voice) Get it?"
Lynn Sr.: "Is that so? (Picks up Kirby) Any enemy of the King is a friend of mine."
(It cuts to Kirby serving the customers their food in Lynn's Table while the Loud Kids watch.)
Lola: "Dad sure keeps Kirby busy."
Lori: "Yeah, at least Kirby literally has a place to stay."
Lynn Jr.: "Doesn't seem right for a warrior to work as a waiter."
(Suddenly King Dedede and Escargoon arrive to Lynn's Table.)
King Dedede: "Where's the menu?"
Lynn Sr.: "Your Majesty, it's an honor to see regal ruler, just like..."
Escargoon: "Can it, Fry Guy."
(King Dedede and Escargoon sit down and look at a couple menus.)
King Dedede: "Lemme see here. I'll have the Chateau Brand for the Entree and I'll start off with some snails."
Escargoon: "Don't hurt snails, they take too long."
Lisa: "That's peculiar."
Lola: "King Dedede never eats out."
Lincoln: "They must be up to something."
Lucy: "Maybe."
(Kirby comes near Dedede's table and the latter uses a cane to trip the former.)
King Dedede: "(Chuckles) Have a nice trip there, boy?"
Escargoon: "Try to keep the food on the menu and not on the floor."
Lynn Sr.: "What were you doing, Kirby? (Hands Kirby another plate. As Kirby was trying to serve the food, King Dedede and Escargoon move the table and laugh.)"
Escargoon: "Kirby's sure striking out with plates."
King Dedede: "Let's see if he can slide."
(Escargoon throws a banana peel and Kirby slides and crashes on the table, which causes Lynn Sr. to throw him out.)
Lynn Sr.: "He's wrecking my restaurant."
Lincoln: "Don't blame him, blame the King and Escargoon."
The Loud Sisters: "Yeah!/It's their fault."
Lynn Sr.: "I can't fire the King!"
(Suddenly the Loud Kids notice Dedede's car heading straight towards Kirby.)
Loud Kids: "Kirby, look out!"
(Kirby moves away from the car as fast as he can while King Dedede laughs. Later, King Dedede and Escargoon are with Tokkori.)
King Dedede: "That Kirby is nothing but a troublemaker, Tokkori. So we gotta make sure that he won't make trouble here."
Escargoon: "If they find Kirby a place to live, soon every face in town will be pink."
Tokkori: "Well, not if I could help it!"
(Tokkori flies sporadically and heads east while Kirby looks at various artifacts in The Royal Woods Museum.)
Professor Roiland: "Well, I suppose I could use an assistant. But the items here are extremely valuable."
(Tokkori hides near one artifact and pushes it down to Kirby.)
Professor Roiland: "I got some artifacts from ancient human civilization some 4000 years ago. So, Little Kirby will have to be care...(Notices Kirby with an artifact on his head)FULLLL!"
(Kirby continues to walk aimlessly until he falls and breaks the artifact while the Loud Kids try to stop him. But too late, it breaks anyways.)
Professor Roiland: "I think I'll lie down for a bit. (Faints)"
Kirby: "Poyo?"
(Later, the Loud Kids and Kirby are at Flip's Food and Fuel.)
Flip: "So, you guys want Kirby to work at Flip's Food and Fuel?"
The Loud Kids: "Yes, please."
Flip: "Has he ever pumped gas before?"
Lincoln: "I don't think so, but I think he'll learn if you let him stay."
Flip: "Pumping gas is tricky, and if he pushes the wrong button then there'll be trouble."
(Suddenly Tokkori appears behind Kirby, touches his back and points to a green button.)
Leni: "Kirby wouldn't do that."
(Suddenly, Kirby pushes the green button and Flip's Food and Fuel explodes.)
Flip: "Lemme at that Kirby, I'll push his buttons."
(It cuts to The Loud Kids, Tokkori and Coo in a tree while Kirby plays with a butterfly.)
Tokkori: "I said that I know I'm in it."
Coo: "But they've searched all of Royal Woods and nobody will let Kirby in for a job."
Tokkori: "Not my problem. The mean folks around here have good judgement. I say let Kirby go back to where came from."
Coo: "Sorry guys, Tokkori's a tough ol' bird, maybe we should find another tree."
The Loud Kids: "Another tree?"
(Suddenly, Lincoln has an idea.)
Lincoln: "Oh, that gives me an idea. We're giving Kirby his own tree house. You're a genius, Coo."
(Later, the Loud Kids were building the Tree House until Kirby crosses paths with Rick.)
Rick: "Ay, mate, you must be Kirby. My name's Rick. (redirects Kirby) I believe you're heading this way. G'day."
(Kirby heads back to the Tree House with the Louds looking confused. Later, at Castle Dedede...)
King Dedede: "You're joshing me! You were supposed to make sure thet Kirby DIDN'T find a place to stay."
Tokkori: "I tried."
(King Dedede runs off to his balcony while Escargoon watches the Loud Kids.)
Escargoon: "Lousy Loud brats."
(King Dedede steals the binoculars and looks at the Louds and Kirby in anger.)
King Dedede: Well, if I can't get rid of Kirby the sneaky way, then I'll have to do it the freaky way. (Presses a button as various laser looking machines pop out and the N.M.E Sales Guy appears on the screen.)
N.M.E Sales Guy: "King Dedede, we have a special monster we can send you today."
King Dedede: "Good, get it online. (Presses a button and electricity sparks out and forms a block.) What is it, a paperweight?"
N.M.E Sales Guy: "No, King, it's a monster. A super high density monster, we like to call him, blocky."
King Dedede: "What am I supposed to do with it, drop it in the road and wait for Kirby to trip over it?"
N.M.E Sales Guy: "Just give me a little demo. (Presses a remote and Blocky transforms into a Karate Fighter monster. Dedede and Escargoon scream. Blocky jumps and smashes into the ground like a Sumo. Escargoon and Dedede hop on the throne, the latter presses a button to put them on the bottom floor and Blocky falls on him as he and Escargoon scream and try to lift him up.)"
Escargoon: "(Grunts) This thing is heavier than you, sire."
King Dedede: "(Grunts) Yes, but still big enough to crush Kirby."
(Later, The Loud Kids are unveiling the opening of Kirby's new Tree House.)
Lincoln: "Ladies and Gentlemen. Thanks to your hard work, our friend has a new place to live. The star warrior has a home at last. Behold! (Pulls a string that unveils Kirby's new home and Kirby pops out of a shell and lands near a plate of Lynnsagna. The whole town claps.)"
Officer Antonucci: "This is the perfect place for Kirby."
Officer Matthew: "Yeah, pretty much out of town."
(Suddenly Dedede and Escargoon arrive in their car.)
King Dedede: "(With a megaphone) This here is a legal gatherin', so if you rioters don't wanna get incarcerated, cease and dispatch immediately."
Officer Schoffner: "Rioters?"
Lincoln: "What's the big idea?"
Escargoon: "Oh, good, they're resisting."
King Dedede: "Well then, I'm forced to use force."
(King Dedede fires a canon and it lands in Kirby's Tree House. The townsfolk leave. Kirby runs back to his treehouse and Dedede's car goes through the tree. The Louds come to Kirby's aid.)
Leni: "Kirby, are you, like, okay?"
King Dedede: "(Laughs) Look, it's the children."
Escargoon: "Yeah, let's show him who the new challenger is."
(King Dedede presses a button and a block comes out.)
Lori: "What's that?"
King Dedede: "Just wait and see."
(The two drive off and the block transforms into Blocky who use his sumo powers to stomp off on Kirby.)
Luna: "Lil' dude, look out."
(Suddenly Blocky slams down on Kirby like a falling roof and slams on Kirby repeatedly till he's flat.)
Lincoln: "Kirby!"
Lisa: "Let's get him."
(The Loud Kids shake Kirby till he's not flat anymore.)
Lincoln: "Blocky might flatten you up."
Lana: "But we're gonna fatten you up again."
(Blocky lumbers his way towards the Kids and Kirby.)
Lola: "Suck it up, Kirby."
(Kirby uses his sucking powers to suck up Blocky, but makes the Loud Kids, King Dedede and Escargoon hold on to their lives. Kirby walks up and stops to catch his breath.)
Luna: "Something's up, fam."
Lincoln: "Yes, but why?"
King Dedede: "Kirby can't handle the heavyweight. (Laughs)"
(Kirby tries to suck up Blocky again, but the latter slams the ground and continues, but Lori comes to his rescue.)
Lori: "Kirby!"
(Lori grabs Kirby in the nick of time, but Kirby lands in Tokkori's nest.)
Kirby: "Poyo?"
Tokkori: "(Squawks) I already told you, this is my nest, now get your big pink butt out of here."
(Suddenly the nest shakes and it reveals that Blocky is lumbering towards the nest.)
Tokkori: "It's time to make like a tree and leave."
(Blocky rams into the tree like a football player and the tree timbers over pushing Tokkori and Kirby out. King Dedede and Escargoon drive onto the scene.)
Tokkori: "Hey, what's the big idea, Buster? I was on your side and you totaled my tree!"
(King Dedede shoots Tokkori with his cannon.)
King Dedede: "Now, where's dat dere Kirby?"
Escargoon: "I don't see him, Sire."
King Dedede: "Then let's find him."
(Meta Knight hides in the bushes while Kirby and the Loud Kids hide in a canyon.)
Lisa: "We won't be safe here for long."
Luan: "Hmmm...I was sure that Kirby will be able to beat that BLOCKHEAD, (laughs) get it?"
Lincoln: "I wonder why he couldn't."
Meta Knight: "I can tell you why."
The Loud Kids: "Meta Knight?"
Meta Knight: "Your opponent is made of a super high density matter."
Leni: "Super high density?"
Lisa: "Leni, Meta Knight says that Blocky's too heavy for Kirby to suck up."
Leni: "Oh."
Meta Knight: "Yes, but if you can find a way to turn the monster's weapon against him, Kirby can triumph."
Lana: "Guys, Meta Knight works for King Dedede, why does he wanna help?"
Lori: "We literally don't have time for that, we've gotta shape Kirby up for a rematch."
(Kirby sucks up some rocks from the canyon.)
Lynn Jr.: "Yo Kirb, let's see if you can suck up that one."
(Kirby tries sucking up the rock, but it's too heavy and stops sucking.)
Lincoln: "It's too heavy, he won't be able to suck up anything that size."
Luna: "That's how he'll defeat blocky."
(Suddenly the Louds and Kirby notice King Dedede, Escargoon and Blocky on the other side of the cliff.)
King Dedede: "I know I heard the sound of sucking over here somewhere."
Escargoon: "Kirby must be nearby."
Lincoln: "Hey, Dedede."
Lisa: "Do what you want, but you will not run Kirby out of Royal Woods."
King Dedede: "Kirby will be running nowhere when Blocky's finished with him."
Escargoon: "Say Bye Bye, Kirby. Bye Bye."
The Loud Kids: "Do it, Kirby."
King Dedede: "Back this thing up."
Escargoon: "You got it, Triple D."
(Kirby tries to suck up Blocky, but King Dedede and Escargoon back up.)
King Dedede: "That puny lil' puffball ain't strong enough to suck up our big ol' Blocky. (Laughs)"
Escargoon: "Sire, Look."
(The Loud Kids cheer for Kirby while he continues to suck up Blocky. Blocky falls from the edge into the canyon)
Meta Knight: "Kirby's sucking it up, now it can be used as a weapon."
(Kirby continues to suck as Blocky tumbles and splits into four. Kirby transforms into Stone Kirby.)
The Loud Kids: "Yay!/Yeah!/Way to go, Kirby!"
King Dedede: "Don't be too happy, Kirby only sucked up a piece of Blocky."
(The Loud Kids gasp as three mini blockys kick Kirby. Kirby transformed into a stone version of himself which knocks out the mini blockys and gives King Dedede and Escargoon a slight earthquake.)
King Dedede: "What's going on?"
Escargoon: "Kirby transforms into whatever it inhales."
King Dedede: "Blocky, you're still three times the size of Kirby. Crush him into gravel."
Lincoln: "Kirby copied Blocky."
Luan: "Yeah, Kirby looks ROCKING in that form, (laughs) get it?"
(The Stone Kirby smashes the Mini Blockys into rubble. The Loud Kids cheer.)
Tokkori: "Atta boy, Kirby. Sock it to 'em. You're the stone cold kid."
(The Loud Kids look at Tokkori and the latter shugs it off while the Mini Blockys reform. Kirby heads to the Royal Woods Coast.)
King Dedede: "Kirby's gettin' away. Quit messin' around and pull yourself together."
(The Mini Blockys try to fuse back into Blocky until they form into Blocky who tries to pounce on Kirby. The ledge cracks and Blocky and the Stone Kirby fall into the sea.)
The Loud Kids: "NO!"
King Dedede: "Ya dumb blockhead!"
Escargoon: "(About to cry) We're sunk and so is he!"
(As Stone Kirby and Blocky fall to the sea, Kirby spits out the Mini Blocky while waving to Kine the Fish and heads up to shore. The citizens all watch as Kirby rises up.)
Lincoln: "Kirby!"
(Much to the Citizens surprise, Kirby has risen up from the sea. The Citizens cheer for Kirby.)
Kirby: "Poyo!"
(The Citizens continue cheering.)
Luan: "Well, that was a BLOCK-buster battle! (Laughs) Get it?"
Luna: "Dude, that's what this episode is named!"
King Dedede: "(Cries) I'm gonna miss my little Blocky! (Continues to cry.)"
Escargoon: "Well, Sire, it just goes to show that you shouldn't take your monsters for granted."
(That evening, the Louds all go near Kirby's new home.)
Lincoln: "We think a Star Warrior like you deserves a good place to live."
Lisa: "So all of us pitched in and built you your very own house."
Lana: "Welcome home, Kirby."
(Kirby comes in to his house and sees a small room with a bed and TV.)
Lori: "Well, it literally isn't big, but check out the bed, Kirby."
(Kirby hops on the bed and gets bounced off by Tokkori.)
Tokkori: "Can't a bird get any peace and quiet in this town?"
The Louds: "TOKKORI!"
Tokkori: "What, I just came in there to see what the place was like, so I took a liking to it and I moved in."
Lola: "First you tried to kick him out of Royal Woods, now you kicked him out of his own house?!"
Tokkori: "That kid can take care of himself, he'll find a place."
(It cuts to Kirby sleeping on a tree with the Louds, Coo and Rick watching.)
Lincoln: "Well, Kirby got his tree house after all."
(The episode ends with The Louds, Rick and Coo laughing at Lincoln's joke while Kirby continues sleeping in the tree.)
AN: Another chapter done, sugoi! (Japanese for awesome) I made my final updates for my ships, and was debating on doing Kirby episodes on Fridays-Sundays, but I decided Wednesdays and Fridays for every two weeks (or probably less) will do. Also the new characters in the fanfic are named after certain people who made certain cartoons that I love. So anyways, read, comment and criticize. Stay tuned.