Kirby of Royal Woods (Old Version)

by TheFawfulizedWario

This is my own fanfiction of crossing The Loud House over with Hoshi No Kaabi/Kirby of the Stars/Kirby Right Back At Ya. Criticism is welcome(Will try to update frequently).

4. Episode 3: Kirby's Duel Role

Episode 3: Kirby's Duel Role:
(The Episode begins with Kirby asleep in his new tree from the last episode along with Tokkori sleeping in his bed...until Lincoln continuously knocks on his door.)
Lincoln: "Kirby! Maybe he's still asleep!"
(Tokkori flies out of the door.)
Tokkori: "Whatever you're selling, I ain't buying! So put a pebble in your shoe and beat it!"
Lincoln: "Tokkori, what are you doing in Kirby's house?"
Tokkori: "Well, you're little pink pal and I made a trade, I moved into his house and he moved into my tree. (Lincoln suddenly sees Kirby in the tree.) Rise and shine, you've got company."
(Tokkori pecks Kirby without warning and he falls out of the tree.)
Lincoln: "Wake up, Kirby, we've got trouble. I just came from King Dedede's Castle. You see, this morning..."
Mr. Seth: "Well, there's the little Pink Puffball that I'm looking for."
Lincoln: "Sorry, Mr. Seth, we're kind of busy here."
Mr. Seth: "It's alright, Lincoln, just doing my job. I've got a letter from Meta Knight."
Lincoln: "Give me that."
(Lincoln grabs the letter.)
Lincoln: "(Reads the letter.) Oh Honorable Kirby, as a Star Warrior, you are here by required to accept my challenge, I hereby request a battle from you."
Kirby: "(Excited) Poyo! Poyo!"
Lincoln: "Kirby, Meta Knight challenged you to a duel."
Kirby: "Poyo?"
(Theme Song)
(Later, the Loud Sisters and Tokkori are outside of their house.)
Lori: "A battle by Meta Knight?"
Lisa: "More of a duel."
Lynn Jr.: "I don't believe it."
Tokkori: "Believe it, Sporty, I saw the letter with my own eyes."
Leni: "But why would he do that?"
Lana: "And where's Kirby now?"
Tokkori: "Lincoln took Kirby to Kabu Canyon."
(Later, at Kabu Canyon, Kirby and Lincoln were trying to prepare for the fight.)
Lincoln: "Look, Kirby, there's something that I've gotta tell you."
Kirby: "Poyo?"
Lincoln: "I know why Meta Knight challenged you. (A Flashback of Lincoln eavesdropping on Meta Knight plays.) (narrating) I was about to leave the castle to go visit you, but then I saw Meta Knight heading off to King Dedede's throne room. So, let's say I decided to stay and see what was happening."
Meta Knight: "You want me to challenge Kirby to a duel?"
King Dedede: "That's right, beatin' Kirby oughta be a piece of cake for ya."
Escargoon: "Just make sure you get that little crumb his just desserts."
Meta Knight: "If you want to eliminate him, why not just order another one of your monsters."
(Upon mentioning monsters, King Dedede looks at him in shock.)
King Dedede: "Monsters?! What makes ya think that I've been orderin' monsters?"
Meta Knight: "I've heard rumors that the delivery service is in this very room, your majesty."
Escargoon: "Keep your nose out of the King's business, if you even have a nose."
King Dedede: "It's an order to do as I say, and I say get rid of Kirby."
Meta Knight: "I understand, but..."
Escargoon: "Forget your buts, why don't you do what the king orders? Listen, Mr., if you're in cahoots with Kirby and those Loud Kids, that's treason."
Meta Knight: "Treason?"
King Dedede: "Are you gonna take care of dat dere Kirby or not?"
Meta Knight: "If you command it, I must obey."
(The flashback ends.)
Lori: "You're literally in a lot of trouble, Kirby."
Luna: "Yeah, dude, there's no way that you can beat Meta Knight."
(Lincoln gasps in shock at his sisters.)
Lincoln: "How did you guys get there?"
Lynn Jr.: "Tokkori told us about a duel."
Lisa: "Not to mention that we heard your backstory about the duel."
Lincoln: "Oh."
Lana: "By the way, the best thing to do is to run and hide."
Meta Knight: "It's too late for that. If you all wanted Kirby to escape, why did you come here?"
The Loud Kids: "Well, we just wanted to talk to you."
(Meta Knight hops down from the ledge and draws his sword.)
Leni: "Like, we thought your on our side, Meta Knight."
Lana: "We heard from Lincoln that Dedede wants to get rid of Kirby."
Lisa: "Seeing that you're a loyal to Dedede as well, why can't we be surprised?"
Meta Knight: "I am in his majesty's service, I cannot disobey his command."
The Loud Kids: "Traitor!"
(The Loud Kids charge at Meta Knight, but are stopped by Sword Knight and Blade Knight. The Loud Siblings gasp as Meta Knight draws out his beloved sword, Galaxia.)
Meta Knight: "Kirby, the King has commanded me to challenge you to a duel, prepare for battle and prepare to be defeated."
(Meta Knight sprints lightly and slashes Kirby with Galaxia twice until Meta Knight draws Galaxia at Kirby.)
Meta Knight: "This duel is about to end."
The Loud Sisters: "That's what you think!"
Lincoln: "Kirby, you can win, Kirby, just use your suck up power."
(Kirby prepares to suck up Meta Knight, but King Dedede and Escargoon watch from the background in their car.)
Escargoon: "Who's winning, sire, Meta Knight or Kirby?"
King Dedede: "I can't tell, there's too much dust sailin' around."
(Kirby continues to try to suck up Meta Knight as the Loud Kids hold on for their lives along with Sword Knight and Blade Knight. Meta Knight still stands unaffected so, Kirby runs out of breath.)
Meta Knight: "Kirby is very powerful, but cannot suck up opponents who are extremely large or heavy."
Lana: "But you're not big or heavy, Meta Knight."
Meta Knight: "I have other ways of defending myself."
Lori: "But you literally know way more than Kirby does."
Lola: "Yeah, he can't beat you."
Lisa: "The question is, how can you pick a fight with him, even know he doesn't have the ability to defend himself?"
Meta Knight: "Sword Knight, give him a way to defend himself."
(Sword Knight tosses a sword to Kirby.)
Meta Knight: "There, now we can battle as equals."
Lincoln: "Kirby, it's a trap."
(Kirby tries to grab the sword, but it was so big for him, that he falls off. But Kirby eventually got a grip of the sword.)
Meta Knight: "Now, the battle begins!"
(Meta Knight launches towards Kirby as they swing their swords around, until Kirby falls, Meta Knight comes for Kirby, but Kirby randomly swings his sword around until he hitsMeta Knight.)
Meta Knight: "Fine then, I will save enough power to defend myself, but still move on to more intense attacks."
(Meta Knight uses more intense attacks on Kirby.)
Meta Knight: "Keep on your wits. (Continues to use Galaxia to slice Kirby while the latter defends himself.) The best offense is a great defense, my friend. (Continues to strike at Kirby until Kirby flies onto the cliff.)
Escargoon: "Kirby loses by a landslide."
King Dedede: "Let's head back to the castle."
Escargoon: "Yeah, since we know what Kirby's weakness is."
King Dedede: "Kirby is no swordsman, so that gives me an idea."
(King Dedede and Escargoon drive back to the castle while laughing.)
Meta Knight: "A true Star Warrior will stand up and fight."
The Loud Kids: "Kirby, don't listen to him."
(Kirby and Meta Knight continue to duel.)
Meta Knight: "Your spirit is willing, my friend, but your pink flesh is weak."
(Meta Knight duels Kirby some more while the Loud Kids cheer.)
Luna: "Look dudes, Kirby's fighting back! If he keeps this up, maybe he can beat Meta Knight!"
Lisa: "Or maybe Meta Knight acts like Kirby has the chance to win the duel."
(It cuts to Kirby and Meta Knight dueling.)
Meta Knight: "Not bad. Unfortunately you cannot reach with your stubby pink arms. If you truly focus on power, nothing is unreachable and I will prove it to you. The skill of my sword is hard, but the deal of my will makes it harder."
(Meta Knight makes a beam that cuts through a portion of Kabu Canyon.)
Meta Knight: "You allow your power to flow through your sword and release it, you create The Sword Beam."
(Meta Knight releases another sword beam, in which Kirby dodges.)
Meta Knight: "The Sword Beam allows you to use all of your power in one concentrated attack. But the spirit is focused, energy leaves the body and enters the sword. If you focus, you can defeat me. Try it, it's your only hope, but if you fail I'll give you a little review."
(Kirby falls asleep, trying to store all of his energy. The Louds eventually notice.)
Leni: "Oh no, poor Kirby has fallen asleep!"
The Loud Kids: "KIRBY, WAKE UP!"
Meta Knight: "Kirby has fallen asleep, that is how he focuses his power. He'll be difficult to defeat, but for the sake of honor, I'll try."
(Meta Knight charges at Kirby, who wakes up, but a boulder falls)
Meta Knight: "Look out!"
(As Meta Knight gets Kirby out of the way and the boulder crashes to the ground, leaving dust over Kabu Canyon.)
Meta Knight: "(Coughs) Where are you?"
Lincoln: "Guys, Kirby got knocked out!"
Lana: "What are we gonna do?"
Luna: "Let's bail, dudes."
(So the Loud Kids take Kirby out of Kabu Canyon, but King Dedede and Escargoon rush back home to Castle Dedede in their car, as Dedede tries to hop on the drawbridge, Escargoon falls out of the car.)
Escargoon: "I'm okay."
(King Dedede rushes to his throne room while laughing and presses a button that summons the N.M.E Sales Guy.)
King Dedede: "I know how to beat Kirby, I need a monster that's good with a sword."
N.M.E Sales Guy: "We've got just the thing you're looking for, King, but unfortunately haven't recieved payment for the other monsters Nightmare Enterprises have sent you already."
King Dedede: "I don't need your money, just send me the monster."
N.M.E Sales Guy: "No problemo, Triple D, we always give credit where credit is due."
(King Dedede laughs as the Monster Machine creates a beetle-like creature.)
Escargoon: "I landed on my, (in shock) oooohhhh..."
N.M.E Sales Guy: "Allow me to introduce you to my sword model extraordinaire, the big beetle, Buggzy."
(Buggzy raises both of his weapons up in the air.)
King Dedede: "(Laughs while bopping Escargoon on the head) That's one ugly bug. Now go get Kirby, beetle boy."
(Later, at Kabu Canyon.)
Sword Knight: "Kirby."
Blade Knight: "Kirby, where are you? Meta Knight is looking for you, Kirby."
Sword Knight: "If you had given him a little more time, he would have mastered the sword by now."
Meta Knight: "Yes, but now I fear that King Dedede will order monsters skilled with swordplay. Kirby is in danger, we must find him."
(The Loud Kids watch through this.)
Lola: "First they work for Dedede, then they pretend to care for Kirby?!"
Lincoln: "Geez, guys, that's really confusing."
(Later, the Loud Kids notice Kabu on the ledge of the Canyon.)
Lincoln: "Let me guess, Meta Knight came to see you, didn't he."
Kabu: "He came here to consult with me about the threat to our planet."
The Loud Kids: "THREAT TO THE PLANET?!"
Lori: "What do you literally mean, Kabu?"
Kabu: "There is a secret empire of evil, who is known as N.M.E, (A flashback of Nightmare ruling over Royal Woods plays.) it's plan is to rule over not just this universe, but the universes of other dimensions. It creates monsters and gives them to customers like Dedede, who do not know the true purpose. But N.M.E made one great mistake, one creature is produced that will not obey it's orders. And N.M.E fears that it may defeat him. (The flashback ends with Kirby defeating Nightmare.)"
Luna: "So, the creature must be Kirby."
Lisa: "Yeah, that does make sense of why N.M.E is trying to get rid of him."
Kabu: "That is the likely explanation."
Lincoln: "Well, we better get going, Kabu. Thanks for the explanation."
Lana: "Hey, Kabu, how did you find out about this stuff."
Kabu: "I learned it long ago from Meta Knight."
The Loud Kids: "FROM META KNIGHT?!"
(It cuts to King Dedede and Escargoon in their car while Bugzzy flies in front of them.)
King Dedede: "(Laughs) This job's gonna be a walk in the park."
Escargoon: "Yeah, Kirby's been bugging us, so we're gonna bug him big time."
(Bugzzy makes a moan-like noise in agreement. Later, at Kabu canyon, Kirby is still down from the other day.)
Luna: "Hang in there, dude."
Lincoln: "We've gotta get him out of there."
(The Loud Kids try to escape with Kirby, but Dedede and Escargoon in their car stop them.)
King Dedede: "(Laughs) Now you're in the spotlight!"
Escargoon: "It's curtains for your little friend."
Leni: "Like, what do we do."
Luan: "Make like a bug and flee."
(The Loud Kids with Lynn Jr. and Leni holding Kirby run while Dedede and Escargoon in their car chase them until Leni along with Lynn Jr. trip on a rock which sends Kirby flying to Dedede's car and then on the other side of the Canyon which wakes Kirby up as he sees Bugzzy towering above Kirby. The Loud Kids scream while Bugzzy sharpens his weapons and tries to strike at Kirby who dodges his every move.)
Meta Knight: "What is that, your Majesty?"
King Dedede: "(Chuckles) It's my new monster, Bugzzy."
Meta Knight: "I don't understand, I thought you wanted ME to do battle with Kirby."
Escargoon: "You found Kirby's weakness, that's what we wanted."
Meta Knight: "So, you were using me to find the right monster to order. (Kirby still manages to dodge Bugzzy's every move.) Kirby's new power will now be put to the test."
Lincoln: "Kirby, do something."
Lana: "Kirby, suck it up."
(Kirby tries sucking up Bugzzy, but has run out of breath. Bugzzy inches towards Kirby, who backs away in fear.)
Lori: "Kirby, literally try to suck it up again."
Meta Knight: "His opponent is too large to defeat that way."
Lincoln: "You're right, Meta Knight."
The Louds: "KIRBY, ONE MORE TIME!"
Lisa: "But this time, suck up his sword."
(Kirby tries to suck up Bugzzy's sword, but Meta Knight throws Galaxia at Bugzzy's sword and Kirby eventually turns into Sword Kirby.)
The Loud Kids: "Yay, Kirby did it!"
Meta Knight: "He is now Sword Kirby."
Lincoln: "Kirby."
King Dedede and Escargoon: "Sword Kirby?!"
Meta Knight: "A fierce swordsman, he swings at any attack."
Luna: "You can do it, Kirby dude."
(Bugzzy does another moan like noise and makes a couple other swords.)
King Dedede: "(Laughs while shaking Escargoon) Yeah, alright. This Bugzzy sure is a sharp fellow. Ain't he."
(Kirby's Sword grows bigger as Kirby charges at Bugzzy, who already defends himself and slashes at Kirby.)
King Dedede: "Yeah, a few more swings and it's goodbye, Kirby."
Escargoon: "Sha-Shay."
Meta Knight: "Kirby, if you focus, you can defeat it."
(Kirby heeds Meta Knight's words and falls asleep to everyone's shock.)
King Dedede: "(Laughs) Hey, what's that little pink ball going to sleep for?"
Escargoon: "Hurry, Bugzzy, finish him off."
(Kirby wakes back up and his sword turns into a more powerful sword and performs a Sword Beam to attack Bugzzy, who defends himself. Unfortunately for Bugzzy, his swords are shattered and he's now in half and explodes. The Loud Kids all cheer for Kirby along with all the citizens of Royal Woods.)
King Dedede: "Well, that Pink Punk ain't gonna make a monkey outta King Dedede. (Speeds forth in his car, but Meta Knight blocks his path) Outta mah way, Meta Knight."
Meta Knight: "Sire, it's my duty to warn you, Kirby has great power now."
King Dedede: "Yeah, who's the king around here, you or me."
Escargoon: "Move it or lose it."
Meta Knight: "It pains me to do it, Sire, but I must."
(Meta Knight kicks King Dedede's car over and...)
King Dedede: "Hey, what's happenin'?"
Escargoon: "We're gonna..."
(Too late, King Dedede's car goes backwards and
Escargoon: "WE'RE GONNA CRASH!"
King Dedede: "What are we gonna do?"
Escargoon: "I don't know!"
Lori: "So, Meta Knight, who are you REALLY gonna protect? King Dedede or Kirby?"
Meta Knight: "I'm just a loyal subject of the King, why would I help Kirby?"
Lana: "That's what we're trying to figure out."
Lisa: "Kabu informed us about Nightmare Enterprises. I was thinking that you can tell us more."
Meta Knight: "Someday."
Lincoln: "One day, we'll find out about Kirby, one way or another."
(The episode ends with the Loud Sisters throwing Kirby up into the air, and with Kirby smiling.)

(AN: I've been debating (Again) of when I'm going to continue the series. But then, I pretty much came to my conclusion, I'm going to post more Kirby of Royal Woods frequently, but not every two Wednesdays and Fridays. So, yeah, I'm pretty much going to post more episodes whenever I feel like it due to planning things out for the fanfics and writing them (with trying to link the worlds of TLH and Kirby Right Back At Ya) being a little tiresome for me (although that won't be the case for some episodes and scenes which I already planned out). Also, I have plans for other fanfictions. I'm Sorry to disappoint you all and I'm sorry for the vague (and sort of dumb) reasoning of why I managed to write KORW whenever I feel like it. More episodes coming soon. So read, review and criticize.)