A/N: Ficlets....they're what the French call a certain...I don't know what... :) Hey...I've gotten a request from someone that they wanted to use some of my quotes and stuff. A lot of them are from tv shows and stuff, but please....if you use them put {written by Majik Beaver...read her fics} beside it. I do not mind as long as you don't claim them as your own. I still love you all lots. And no...siting my quotes once does not count.....I want you to do it beside each quote so it will drill into the minds of these people to read my ficlets. Ok? Sound good? thanks...LOVE YOU ALL!
Ficlet Forty-Three: Susu?
"Hey, Remus," Sirius said putting his arm around his friend's shoulders. "Friends are like susu in pants which everyone can see but only you can feel the warmth. Thanks for being susu in my pants."
"Gee..." Remus said. "Your welcome? That's cute.....in an awkward way...."
Ficlet Forty-Four: Cheeto?
Hermione and Ron dated for a whole 3 hours before they had a nasty break up. "It's all good, Hermione..." Harry said patting his friend on the back. "He is too tall and skinny and has funny red hair. And he probably smells like oversized cheeto."
Hermione turned to look at him. "What have you been smoking?"
{A/N: I LOVE MY KAYLALA!!!!}
Ficlet Forty-Five:?
Fred and George were in Transfiguration goofing off.
"Today," McGonnagal said, "we will be changing these troll dolls into koala bears." She held up a little yellow haired troll for everyone to see.
"Repeat after me. Seblarnum Snaplemostre (A/N: I have no idea where that came from...)..." When she said the words the troll doll went up in flames and there sat a little koala bear.
"Dude!" Fred shoued. "I shall use this knowledge to create many new koala bears!"
"Yes!" George shouted also. "We shall send them to America where they may once again roam the plains in great herds as they did before the white man came!"
A/N: Yeah...I had a shortage of ideas for ficlets. I had to watch much late night tv and write down weird things my friends said for like a week. Then I had some ideas. Hope you liked it...ADIOS! I LOVE YOU ALL! MUAH!