A/N: I'm at home sick today. And I have like nothing to do. So I wrote some ficlets. And they are all based on quotes. Yeah. It's cool though. I was wondering though. I was thinking about writing a fic that is a spoof off of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Would you guys read it? Let me know. Cause I am sooo bored right now.
Ficlet Forty-Six: Flirting?
"Hi there, Neville," Ginny said leaning against the doorframe. "Whatcha doing?" She walked closer to him.
"Ummm, nothing. Not doing nothing. Do you like trees? Trees are pretty..." Neville was sweaty.
Ficlet Forty-Seven: Baseball?
Harry and Ron were playing a game of Wizard's Chess. "So," Ron said casually. "Do you think the Red Sox are going to go all the way this year?"
Harry looked up at his friend. "I don't even know you anymore...."
Ficlet Forty-Eight: Rap?
Harry just found some really good dirt on his little buddy Colin. Colin had never kissed a girl. "You've never kissed a girl?!" Harry asked laughing.
"Man, shhhh! The dudes don't need to know that!" Ron was making his way to Potions. "Whaddup, playa?!" Colin shouted. Ron looked at him really weird and kept walking.
"But you like Stacy, right?" Harry asked. "Well, what's something about you that you could do to show her how cool you are?"
"I could rap. I could write her a rap and then lay it on her!"
"No," Harry said spinning Colin to look him in the eye. "Under no circumstances should you bust a rhyme."
A/N: I just watched that new show "Father Of The Pride" on NBC. Ohmigod it was so funny. So I made some of the quotes into cool little ickle ficlets for you guys to enjoy. :)