A/N: Ok everyone. I've started the preparations for a Willie Wonka spoof. This will be completely by me. Without the help of my co-author....so it might not be as funny. But come to think of it, I've wrote the majority of the ficlets by myself....so it's cool. Cause you guys like the ficlets...I think. :) So yeah...it'll be cool. It might be a while before I can get enough to post so yeah. I love you all lots. And tell everyone you can about my ficlets and I will give you all beanie babies.....well...it was the thought that counted...not the beanie babies. But yeah...I still love you!
Ficlet Forty-Nine: Words?
"Ohmigod, Hermione!" Lavender watched her dig through all of her books that she had piled in front of her. "You are such a dweeb."
"Sticks and stones..." Hermione replied. "they may break my bones....or at least cause hairline fractures. But words...in being only sounds waves, they lack the mass and velocity needed to cause any physical damage to my person."
"Wow....you are so weird."
Ficlet Fifty: Walkie-Talkies?
Hermione and Ron found some cool Walkie-Talkie dealies. "Breaker Breaker!" Hermione said into the Walkie-Talkie. "Where are you?"
"Well..." Ron said, "I was about to get into the shower... So I uhh....I'm standing in the bathroom naked."
"Cool!" Hermione said rolling over on her bed to look out the window.
"What about you?"
"Well I'm lying here on my bed....fully clothed."
"I wish you were more naked....that would turn me on."
"Hold on..."
Ron stood there listening to the pause. "Ok," she said, "I unbuttoned my pants."
"Sweet!"
{A/N: I love you Kaylala! You're quotes make me giggle! And yes....my pants are still unbuttoned! :)}
Ficlet Fifty-One: Oat?
Draco sat at breakfast with Goyle. He stare deeply into his oatmeal.
"What could possibly be so interesting about that?" Draco asked.
"You rarely ever see one oat all by itself.." Goyle replied.
"This is true," Draco said. He then ate a banana.
A/N: Me First and the Gimme Gimme's rock. Go buy their cd right now and listen to them. Cause they are cool. And they are like my number 3 favorite band. My favorite is Queen. Yah. Ok. I'm out.