A/N: "Regarding the boy scouts: I'm very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook."...Hi....It's me again. Oh! Someone asked me what susu means. Susu equals poop. Yeah. Gross...but hey. It's Sirius! Haha. Yes...it's an inside joke between me and my friend, big H to the izzannah! Hahaha...FICLET TIME!! YAY!!!
Ficlet Fifty-Two: Clytaras?
"Ok, you worthless turds," Snape drawled in class. "You need to add 3 slivers of clytaras into your potion."
"Where do you find the clitoris?" Neville asked, timidly raising his hand.
"What...did you just say?" Snape asked narrowing his eyes.
"The clitoris, sir. Where is it? Is it in the cupboard? With the other ingredients? I don't see it," Neville said, his voice cracking.
"Hahahaha," Ron laughed. "Neville said clitoris!"
"NO!" Snape yelled. "HE DID NOT! HE DIDN'T SAY CLITORIS!"
"Hahahaha," Ron laughed again. "Snape said clitoris!"
"NO, WEASLEY!!!!" Snape was infuriated. "IT'S CLYTARAS!!!! CLY-TEAR-ASS!!!! PRONOUNCE IT CORRECTLY, SWINE!!!!!"
"Hahahaha," Ron laughed yet again. "Snape said ass!"
Snape grabbed his hair in his frustration and accidentally pulled out a whole handful. He looked at it strangely. Then he threw it at Ron. Ron was grossed out by it's greasiness. Neville was crying like a little school girl in the corner cause he said a dirty word.
Ficlet Fifty-Three: Purple?
"YES!!!" Hermione jumped up and did a dance after reading the note brought to her by Fawkes. "I have the best grades of our year, yet again!"
"Well...." Dean said looking for some accomplishment to share. "I can count to G!"
"That's nothing," Ron said. "I can count to purple backwards."
Ficlet Fifty-Four: Mental?
"Hermione?" Harry asked. "Can you help me with this potions assignment?"
"Oh, sure, Harry. I'd be more than happy to help you." She walked over and sat beside him to look over his paper.
"More than happy?" Ron asked looking up from his book. "How can you be more than happy? To me, that sounds like a dangerous mental condition."
A/N: Ok...yes...these aren't my best. But I need some good quotes so I'm going to look for some to use and I will update when I think of some good ones. Ok? Sound good? Good. Love ya!