A/N: Shoutout to my homie G-nizzle, skillet, dawg, money slice, wo-man! Sarah gave me the ideas for these ficlets. Can she get a what what?! Ok...maybe not...well at least know that she is hilarious and the ficlets came from things she's said. Love ya!
Ficlet Sixty-Seven: Party?
"The word of the day is 'Foinlaven'! Isn't it cool?!" Harry said excitedly.
"I don't think that's a word..." Hermione said.
"Of course it's a word," Harry said placidly, "the doctor on Animaniacs said it once."
"You know what's a fun word to say??" Ron asked. "Flamboyant! It's like a party in your mouth! Say it!"
"Flamboyant..." Hermione and Harry said together. They exchanged glances.
"I especially like the -oy part!' Ron said enthusiastically.
Ficlet Sixty-Eight: Nuts?
"Wow..." Ginny stormed into the common room. "That bitch will NOT quit calling me Carrot Top!! Do I do 1-800-CALL ATT commercials?! I don't think so!!"
"Well," Dean said, "you should just kick him in the nuts. Unless it's a girl. Then you should kick her in the boob. But if they're fake boobs, you should just kick her in the face."
Ficlet Sixty-Nine: Mother?
"Draco," Harry said shaking his head, "you can be so stupid sometimes."
"Nuh uh, Potter! You just crossed the line." He shoved Harry.
"Oh, hell no, bitch! You're just upset because your mother's so ugly, she makes Goyle look pretty!" Harry said slapping his chest. "Take that, bitch!"
"Hey, leave my mom outta this, man," Draco said, upset. "I love my mom...you can too for 12 bucks..."
A/N: "Ewes not fat! Ewes just fluffy!"