A/N: Oh I...I just died in your arms tonight! Must have been something you said!
Ficlet Seventy-Six: Waffle Iron?
It was Christmas and the kids were all opening presents.
"Here, Fred," George said handing a package to his brother. "I hope you like it." He smiled widely as Fred ripped off the paper.
"Wow..." Fred said examining the gift. "A waffle iron.....thanks...George."
"Do you love it?"
"Yes...I just never understood these things," Fred replied. "I mean...why on earth would you want to iron a waffle? Wouldn't that just flatten out all of the little squares? No, I believe waffles should be dry cleaned. Pancakes, of course, should always be ironed."
Ficlet Seventy-Seven: Corn?
Ron was playing with his food at dinner.
"Ron, don't play with your food," Hermione chastised. "It's not civilized."
"You know," Ron said, poking his corn, "if you take the corn off the cob, not only do you have corn-off-the-cob, you also have cobs-out-from-inside-the-corn."
"You," Hermione added, "my friend, are a moron."
Ficlet Seventy-Eight: Kung Fu?
Hermione and Ron were having a "secret" discussion in the corner which involved them staring deeply into each other's eyes and making everyone want to vomit.
"Ronald Weasley," Hermione said, "you are ten pounds of sexy in a five pound sack!"
They were sitting there when Harry came skidding into the room while attempting to do some kung fu move. This resulted in Harry kicking Ron in the face.
"Ow!" Ron said rubbing his face. "You kicked me, you A-hole!"
"My kung fu is very strong!" Harry said as he karate chopped the air around him.
A/N: Sorry I didn't update for a while...school bites ass. So yeah. Here ya go. Hope they live up to your standards. Some of the quotes are from a very funny book known as "Brain Droppings" by George Carlin. Everyone should read it.