Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts... except, I have the game and stuff... ^_^

Have you ever heard someone diss out Kingdom Hearts?

I know I have... WAY too many times.

And I was steamed.

So, this is the result... my exact revenge!

I apologize if it sounds weird... I was in a bad mood because I came home after hearing someone tell me it was outright stupid when they didn't even finish the game...

THIS POEM IS DEDICATED TO EVERY KH FAN THAT HAS EVER HEARD A PERSON DISS OUT THE GAME!!! I CAME UP WITH IT IN TEN MINUTES!!

(P.S. This is me talking to a person who doesn't like Kingdom Hearts, not to YOU the reader... unless... *pointed glare*)

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Not For the Heartless

By: Sakurako Yume

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So you may say that it's stupid.

That it's childish.

That it's too easy.

...And I don't understand that concept.

I don't see how it's stupid;

The characters are capable of understanding everything.

I don't see how it's childish,

Because we all were children in the beginning.

I don't see how it's easy,

Because there's an Expert level there.



You point out the flaws,

But I'll counter with two comebacks.

You call the story line dumb,

Though I know you weren't listening.

You try to make it seem terrible,

When I know you didn't even finish the game.

You curse and swear about it,

And I smack you with my keyboard.



You tell me the music is boring.

Have you even heard Hikki-chan sing? Her voice is beautiful...

You tell me it's the Disney characters.

Can you explain why that's bad? Don't tell me you're afraid...

You tell me the controls are hard.

What's your IQ? ...seriously.



With every con you tell us fans,

We can each come up with ten pros.

You can provoke us with the verbal lashing of it,

But we won't budge.

For there is something we know...



Because you think it's bad,

That the story isn't good,

That the characters aren't fit,

That the whole adventure in stupid in general...

Means you don't have the heart to get in to the game...



And that just means we were right all along:



It's not for the Heartless.

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Ok! I feel better now! ^_^ And, I apologize if anyone may have been offended, but this is just how I feel. People who can't get in to this game BECAUSE of what it is are the true Heartless! Great theory, huh? That means we're all keyblade... or keyboard welders to defeat them!

Anywayz, some reviews would be appreciated.

And, I also apologize to those who have been reading my other story 'Hikari' that I have not updated in a while. My computer did something weird and it erased a number of my files, the rest of the chapters to that story included, so I've had to start from scratch for chapter 2. But, do not worry, I'm almost done! I just have to get past the upcoming finals this week and I'll finish it and post it, that's a promise!

Ok, domo arigatou for reading!

Ja ne! Bai bai!

Sakurako Yume