This is the chapter you've all been waiting for.

Dislcaimer: I don't own Inuyasha

Chapter: Inuyasha No Baka

Three Months later

Kagome was already a couple months late and her attitude was off the walls. She would yell at everyone who asked her something or talked to her. Then she would yell when they didn't talk to her. Then when they would start another conversation with her she would end up turning it into a brawl. It was as though she was looking for a fight. Inuyasha had insisted she stay in the hut and rest, oh boy did he learn not to mess with her at a time like this. By the time she was done there was a three foot crater in the ground. Inuyasha didn't even know if his back would recover from that one.

Sango was having morning sickness, but it was almost coming to an end, she had about a month of it left. She was now three months pregnant. She was barely showing at all.

Everyone tried to steer clear of Kagome. At the moment she was sitting in the hut Inuyasha had finally finished building for them. The hut was one story like all the others, but it was built like a mini castle, with more than one room. I had sitting spot, a place for cooking and eating, a room for Kagome and Inuyasha, a room for their pup, and an extra bedroom. Inuyasha was outside just sitting on the porch thinking. No one knew where the hut was yet and Inuyasha didn't even know he should tell the others, maybe when they wanted visits he would just go to them. He was afraid to go inside. His back already hurt bad enough. He sighed. He needed to talk to Kagome and calm her down. He stood up and hesitated before he opening the door. When he finally did he peeked in. Kagome looked depressed and she didn't notice Inuyasha there. She was talking to her baby even though it wasn't born yet. She had her hand rested on her stomach.

"You know little baby.. why I'm so moody? I can't help it, it's just I miss my own mommy and my brother and my gramps. My mom would have wanted so badly to see you be born. She's probably worried sick about me and what am sitting here doing, I'm biting everyone's heads off." A silent tear slipped from Kagome's eye. "I miss them so much and I love them so much... I never imagined being without them. Now look at me. It's not so bad, because I have Inuyasha... your daddy. I have my own dad, although I don't really know him well. Last time I saw him... three months ago, he didn't seem so bad, but I don't think him and Inuyasha are very close... enough about me, now when are you going to be born... come out already, you know it actually hurts with you in there so long and will you stop scratching me already, my stomach is killing me..." Kagome sighed and then felt a familiar presence. She looked up at the door and there Inuyasha stood. She was about to yell at him, but he was smiling. "What's so funny?" She asked angrily.

"I just think it's funny that you can tell an unborn pup everything, but you wont tell your mate a god damn thing."

"You were listening?"

"Yeah, what do you expect?" Inuyasha's smile faded.

"Sit, damn boy!" Kagome yelled. Inuyasha had already knew that was coming. He lifted his face from the wood floor.

"Good!" He yelled. "Now next time you get one of your damn urges I won't be able to help you out, because my back will be out of commission!"

"It's not my fault I get urges! It's yours... if... you weren't so goo..." Kagome stopped herself with a blush and than covered it up. "If you didn't put this baby here than it wouldn't make me get this way. Inuyasha already caught her mistake and knew what she was going to say first. He grinned inwardly and decided that he would be cruel this time, but not through words, he would just wait till Kagome got another one of her urges and than he wouldn't let it settle, he wouldn't let her have him. She would hate it! He knew the quickest way to get her to want him. He had to be really nice... caring... and a few other things.

"What do you want for dinner?" He asked sitting up.

"I don't care, get whatever you want." Kagome shooed him off with her hand.

"But..." Inuyasha ran to her side and picked her up with strong arms. "I want you to choose." He brought his lips down on hers and pulled her against his body in a quick movement. Her scent spiked and in her kiss was hunger. Inuyasha sat down with her in his lap. She kissed him harder. Inuyasha was beginning to get dizzy and his plan was beginning to fail, but he wouldn't let that happen, he was letting Kagome's hunger grow. She moaned against his lips. He grinned inwardly once more.

Kagome then moved her hands to his shoulder and started to remove his haori top, but Inuyasha unexpectedly pulled away. She was a little surprised.

"Inuyasha?" Kagome asked. "Why did you stop?"

"My back hurts." He said. "I already told you."

"But... Inuyasha." Kagome put on the puppy dog face and then nuzzled her cheeks against his. "Please.." She whispered into his ear.

"Nope." He said. He set her down off of him and sat against the wall waiting for her to try her next move, he would be ready.

Inuyasha hadn't realized as Kagome looked at him she had began to figure out his plan. It was her turn. She sighed for him to hear and then sat in his lap leaning her head against his chest.

"Okay you win." She said. Although he hadn't really won yet. Inuyasha looked down at her in surprise as she leaned against him. She couldn't be done already. That wasn't a long enough torture. Kagome then took his hands and she wrapped them around her front. "You know I don't think we ever have to 'mate' again. One kid is enough and if I get these urges every time and you don't want to help me out... well than I guess we just wont do it at all anymore, that way I don't have to worry about it, right?" Kagome asked a little to calmly. Inuyasha was getting nervous. Was she serious? Inuyasha didn't know what to think. He was about to tell her to go ahead and do what she wanted to him, but he held onto his control. Then a familiar scent hit his nose. He took Kagome off of him and stood up looking at the door. Kagome looked up at him surprised. "Inuyasha?" She asked.

"Soshi's here." Inuyasha said. Kagome stood up wobbly and followed Inuyasha walk out the door. Their were trees surrounding the spot and seals so no demons could enter. Soshi was on the other side of the trees. Inuyasha picked Kagome up and hoped over the trees and through the barrier, which Miroku, Kaede, and Kagome made specially so half demons could enter. He landed with Kagome swiftly and looked over at Soshi. He was looking at them.

"I have been looking everywhere for you all. I couldn't seem to find you and your friends only knew you were somewhere around these parts, it seems you haven't told them where you live." Inuyasha growled at Soshi's tone. Kagome removed herself from Inuyasha's arms and stood she had to put her hand on Inuyasha for support. She was bigger than she ever would have expected. "I see you still haven't given birth to the child."

"Listen what do you want here?" Inuyasha growled. Soshi looked at him disappointedly.

"I came to see me grand pup of course, but it obviously is late. I blame that on the father."

"What! How would it be my fault!"

"Because the pup must have gotten your stubborn genes and decided that he would make his mother suffer."

"Ah! Will you two shut up and help me!" Kagome screamed. She was now on the ground clutching her stomach. Inuyasha and Soshi looked surprised.

"What's wrong?" Inuyasha asked kneeling down beside her. Kagome glared at him.

"Inuyasha no baka! I'm having the baby!" Kagome screamed. Inuyasha's and Soshi's eyes went wide. The two started running around frantically. The two bumped heads and were knocked out. Kagome's eyes went wide and she went into panic. "This can't be happening!" She winced at the contraction. "Inuyasha!" She cried. She crawled over to her unconscious mate and began to shake him as tears came from her eyes. "I can't do this on my own... no one's here... I can't deliver a baby, it will die. You have to get up and help me, baka! Please, please..." Kagome tried to stand, but the pain was fierce.

"Kagome!" Kagome looked up and saw Sango flying on Kirara and Kagome felt this feeling of absolute relief.

"Sango... come down here, hurry!" Kagome called. Sango landed Kirara and saw the two unconscious men.

"What happened here?" Sango asked.

"I'll explain later.. but I'm having the baby, I need to get to Kaede's can you take me there?" Kagome spoke frantically. Sango looked a little frightened, but she nodded and helped Kagome onto Kirara.

"What about Inuyasha?" Sango asked. "Do you want me to wait for him to get up?"

"Yes, thanks so much." With that Kirara headed to Kaede's at full speed. Sango sighed. She would need to help Kagome with the birth, so she needed Inuyasha to get up quickly. They both stirred.

"Where's Kagome!" They both said at the same time and stood up.

"Kirara took them to Kaede's. Now come on, we don't have time to waist." Sango jumped on Inuyasha's back. "Hurry!" She yelled. Inuyasha was off, followed by Soshi.

They arrived at Kaede's in no time and saw Shippo, Kirara, and Miroku all waiting outside of the hut.

"Where have you been?" Miroku asked Inuyasha and Sango.

"Later! Where's Kagome." Inuyasha asked.

"Inside." Miroku answered. Inuyasha ran in with Sango on his back. He quickly put her down and went to Kagome's side.

"Sit! Baka, baka, baka!" Kagome yelled. Inuyasha's face slammed into the ground. "That's for being a baka and getting yourself knocked out at the worst possible time!" Inuyasha sat up and looked worried when he saw Kagome wince in complete pain. Kaede had warm water, towels, and other things ready for the birth.

"Ye must push." Kaede encouraged Kagome. Kagome pushed and grabbed Inuyasha's hand and squeezed it. His eyes went wide at the sudden pain she caused his hand. Who knew anyone had that kind of grip. He sure didn't. He let her do it since it was the least he could do.

Meanwhile

Outside the hut Soshi circled around wondering what he should do about this.

"So Soshi, is it?" asked Miroku. Soshi looked over to him and nodded. "Your Kagome's father than?"

"I am." Soshi replied. Miroku just nodded. They had nothing to really say.

Nothing

Still nothing

Still nothing

Same... nothing

4 long hours later

Still nothing

Meanwhile

Back in the hut. Kagome was extremely tired. (A/N: Births are usually long, but sometimes they are as short as three hours.) Kagome breathed in and out and Inuyasha had no idea if his hand would ever be mobile again, let alone his back. Kagome had already sat him a full count of fourteen.

"Sit!" Make that fifteen.

"Kagome, ye need only one more push! Now put all your effort into this one." Kaede instructed. Kagome nodded and took a deep breathe and used all of her might.

"Ah!" She screamed. Even though Kagome kept hurting Inuyasha he was still worried about her. He smelt blood and pain coming from Kagome. He sat beside her. Soon her heard her breathe in relief and he heard and soft crying. Sango tool the baby, cleaned it, and wrapped it in a blanket.

"No time for settling, you must keep pushing, we have another one coming!" Kaede yelled. Everyone's eyes went wide.

"What?" Kagome yelled. "I'll kill'em!" She screamed. The comment was meant for Inuyasha. "Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit!" She screamed. Twenty. Inuyasha moaned into the ground. Kagome pushed even harder than before hoping to god if there was by any chance a third one it would pop out with the second. When the second one came she sighed with great relief. Nope there was no third.

Sango handed the first to Kagome and cleaned and wrapped the other one as well.

"What gender?" Kagome asked.

"They're..." Sango began.

HA! Now that's an evil cliffy! This fan fiction is coming to a close pretty soon.