Authors notes:
Tifagirl: I knew you'd like it! Mahahahahahaha
Sgarecool: Yeah like DUH!
Tifagirl: Do u want me to tie u to the chair again. "Grins"
Any ways the only reason we have grammar problems is because of u! Oh and spelling mistakes.
Sgarecool: LEASE I DON'T MIXS UP MY B's AND D'S AND IT'S NOT ALL MY FALT! Oh and…SHUT UP! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tifagirl: For your info I only started righting now! I just told u what to right! And its time for the chair! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh and any one could have this kind of problem! I fix my mistakes UN like you. SO U SHUT UP!
Sgarecool: Grabs hammer and runs after Tifagirl!
Tifagirl: "LAUGHING" Is that all u got pretty boy! LOL
Sgarecool: Growls… "LET'S JUST START ALREADY!"
Tifagirl: Please review! Don't stop all because of Sgarecool! The boy how couldn't! JKJK will not about the review part!
Disclaimer: Owns nothing but the plot and some characters that might be made so hahahahahha! Well tell u who they are later!
"Artemis-A great horned owl suddenly flue from the north, and to Artemis's shock, it landed on his head.
Artemis scanned the enveloped. It was grey parchment with green wrighting addressed to Artemis Fowl the II. It even had the place where he was standing, this confused Artemis greatly. Was some one spying on him?
Artemis Fowl the II
Fowl manor
At the door way
Artemis opened the letter carefully.
Dear Mr. Fowl the II,
We are please to inform you, that you have now been accepted to Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. Before you though this letter away we are also informing you that we are sending tutors to help you learn so you can be with your own year. We have no doubt that you will not succeed. If you need to know more information send your questions with your new owl.
Sincerely
Professor McGonagall
There was another piece of parchment with it that told him what to bring for the beginning of the year if he ever succeeds. Questions went into Artemis's mind…Was this a hoax? While if it was it was a rather good one at that. No one would go though all the trouble of Training an owl, just for hoaxes know would they? And if it wasn't…He wondered if there magic, was the same as the faeries. Or if they used a wand, like in the stories…Or was it just a hoax? He would prepare some rooms, for his guests…If they ever come that is…
"What's in the letter Artemis?" Demanded Holly.
"Nothing that concerns you Caption." Answered Artemis pocketing the letter. The Owl continued setting on his head.
"Seems like you have a friend Artemis." Holly smirked, holding back muffled laughter as it poked Artemis on the head.
"Really amusing caption." Artemis mumbled, turning around as he headed back into his home.
"Fowl we some questions to ask you! Was it you who changed the data on Mulches records?" asked Holly as she graded the door. Artemis turned around and smirked.
"Do I really have to answer that when you already know the answer?" Asked Artemis.
Privet Drive
Harry awoke to a knocking sound on his window, his hair messier than usual. He though the covers off, had the letter for his escape from the Dursley's arrived yet? The one form Ron? He got up and swung the window open to let the owl in. It was a great horned owl; He took the letter from its claws, and sat down on his bed to open it.
Dear Mr. Potter,
We are to inform you that you have failed to pass Potions. Now for extra credits you will tutor some one of your age who knows no magic. You will begin tomorrow. Dumbledore himself will pick you up at 8:00 am sharp.
Sincerely
Professor McGonagall
PS. You will be teaching him Defense against the dark arts
Harry blinks, and thinks for a moment…It should be easy to teach him somethings about Defense against the dark arts. He wondered why he or she didn't arrive when they did 5 years ago. Maybe it was because there magic just kicked in, or maybe he or she is a squib or muggle born.
There was a bang on his door.
"Get down stairs and cook breakfast." Roared Uncle Vernon angrily.
Harry rolled his eyes, and headed towards the door.
Authors Notes:
Tifagirl: Now I think that was good now that I'm here in person! NOW REVIEW! Plllllllllllllllllllllllllease and thank you
Sgarecool: OH MY GOD! She said please for once in her whole life. REVIEW PLEASE!
Tifagirl: OH SHUT UP.
Sgarecool: Make me.
Tifagirl: That's it. Now that you're tied to the chair. IM GOING TO SIT ON YOU! MAHAHAHAHAHA.
Sgarecool: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELP ME! Please.