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July 1st out side Fowl Manor.

Harry, Hermione and Ginny where in front of the manor. They looked up in surprise.

"Holy this house could fit Hogwarts inside of it." Muttered Ginny as they walked up to the door. But to there surprise the door was already opening. There stood a teenager the same age as Harry and Hermione.

"Welcome…"He muttered, his little sister lay asleep in his arms. Then there came laughter behind Harry and them. It was 3 of the Sytherins.

"Oh my GOD the great Artemis Fowl became soft! That is so pathetic." Laughed Malfoy and Pansy and another girl that Harry had never seen before. She had hair black as night and her eyes are grayish blue. She was very pale.

"Oh really." Artemis snapped, his eyes hardened, a dangerous look appeared on his face, in the coldest voice they had ever heard. The girl walked past him into the house.

"Artemis take it as a complement. Muggle borns don't usually get them from Slytherin." She said looking at Hermione. "Though I don't think you're like that Mud blood right there." The Slytherin's laughed. Ginny took out her wand. "Oh what are you going to do about it little girl?"

"This." Ginny snarled angrily. "Petrificus Totalus!"

The spell went straight at the girl she moved out of the way with ease.

"You missed you blood traitor." Laughed the girl. "Oh and by the way the names Jade Hart."

Lilly woke up in all the commotion and blinked…And made one of her cute squeaking noises.

"Cute kid. Even if she's a Muggle." Smirked Jade.

"NICE." Laughed Pansy walking in.

"Though she's not cute." Snared Malfoy.

"And who are you?" asked Artemis in a dangerous tone.

"Malfoy, Draco Malfoy." Smirked Malfoy and Harry mimicked him in hatred.

"While Mister Malfoy, If you where not here to tutor me u would be in great pain right now." Snarled Artemis. As 6 people appeared into his house. 3 from Ravenclaw and 3 from Hufflepuff. There is Mandy Brockleyhurst, Terry Boot, Lisa Turpin Hannah Abbott, Susan Bone, and Justin Finch-Fletchy.

Artemis walked a head of them all and turned.

"The Rules are, No loud Music, don't ask me stupid questions, no insulting my family, no snooping though my house, Breakfast while be served at 6:00am sharp, Lunch at 12:00 supper at 5:00, and if you need directions for the house…While your out of luck, because there isn't any." Snapped Artemis coldly, walking towards his study. "Oh and do not talk to me unless it is important. Or about my studies."

"Are you at least going to tell us where the bathrooms are?" asked Ginny. "I kind of got to go."

"Bu-oh he's not here…"Artemis murmured, with a sigh he turned around and headed up the stairs. "Come on now." He snapped coldly. Ginny walked after him quickly. The others followed silently, except for the Slytherin's.

He lead them past the painting of his dead ancestors, to where there rooms would be, 3 where labeled in golden letters Gryffindor, Slytherin is labeled in silver, Ravenclaw in orange and Hufflepuff in blue.

"There you are. But ware are the Slytherin's?" asked Artemis but they all shrugged and Ginny ran into the room that was ladled Gryffindor. Artemis sighed and walked past them and at the foot of the stairs, he looked down and saw that the Slytherin's where completely gone.

Lilly squirmed, as she looked up at Artemis's face, and grabbed at his nose.

"Oh really, I don't have time for this Lilly." Artemis murmured, Lilly paused, yawned and closed her eyes. Suddenly Lilly started crying.

"Oh now what?" asked Artemis. Then Jade appeared.

"The kid needs to eat you know. That's what she's crying about." Smirked Jade as she walked up the stairs.

"Where are the other Slytherin's?" Demanded Artemis coldly.

"Making out in the master bedroom." Laughed Jade.

There was a crash from upstairs. "Could you kick them out please." Artemis murmured as Lilly started crying louder.

"Will you did say please. But I don't think they will listen to me. I could take Lilly there and get her something to eat." Suggested Jade. Artemis shifted nervously…

"Lilly err…dose not like strangers." Muttered Artemis.

"Don't worry about it. She'll be okay with me. I have 10 little siblings of my own. I know what I'm doing." Smiled Jade. "But it's cute that you care so much about her though."

Artemis stared at her for a moment, okay anybody could have guessed that he cared about Lilly, but he has a rip to keep. "Thanks…Don't mention it to any one." Artemis murmured handing Lilly over to her. She took Lilly carefully and walked towards the Kitchen.

Artemis scowled as he headed towards his Mothers room, he made no sound as he walked, and he felt UN easy like he was being tested for something. As he walked he saw the girl that Jade called a Mudblood. Artemis swept past her.

"Oh my lessons will start right now." Smirked Hermione.

"Everyday at this time then?" Artemis demanded.

"Yes. Oh and here is the place where you need to get you wand, and how to get there." Hermione added.

"Oh fine." Artemis snapped in annoyed voice, snatching the paper out of her hand, and walking down the hallway.

He is defiantly a Slytherin. Hermione mumbled under her breath.

Authors Notes:

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