The
most important ingredient is love
...
Have some music
And some ballet rats in skimpy costumes
Mix with narcissistic diva
And a male patron (best with long hair)
Have your girlfriend peel off your mask
That will really do the trick
And add some spaz and pizzazz
Have your girlfriend go out with the patron
Then you'll have genuine anger
But the most important ingredient
Is love
.
Have
a party
And some masks other than your own for once
Crash the party in a red costume
That will get things cooking
See her engagement ring
Like ice in the pot
Add his long hair
And you'll have desperation
But the most important ingredient
Is love
.
Have
them closer and closer
Mix with your seclusion
And confusion
Right on in
Simmer your lines at the temperature of sweat
And having to watch a fat Italian singer
Do your number over
Over and
Over and
Over and
Over and
OVER
Again
While your girlfriend is still going out with the patron
Who still hasn't cut his hair
Let it sit for 14 days until the performance
Then you'll have some fine impatience
But the most important ingredient
Is love
.
Get
rid of that stupid singer taking your song
And stride onto the stage yourself
Sing with your girlfriend for a while
Knowing her fiancé is watching
Rub the whole scene in his face thoroughly
Boil it in his almost tears
You won't have to turn your oven on
Because the set is filled with flames anyway
You'd have the best acting ever
Except she pulls off your mask
Now you have a spoiled plan
But the most important ingredient
Is love
.
Have
a noose around his neck
And a ring at the ready
Or you can just get some canned scheming if your short on time
Have a really really long song
And have your girlfriend finally kiss you
You'd have an executed plan
But you drop it into your sensitivity accidentally
And before you rescue your recipe
Add some paranoia
But they really are coming after you
Tell them to get out
And disappear forever
Leaving only a mask
Then you'll have a tragedy
But the most important ingredient
Is love
.
Add
everything together
Put in some musical numbers
Some actors and such
Let it age in Broadway for 19 years
Then you'll have my obsession
But the most important ingredient
Is love
...
After note; the whole period between the stanza thing is so they are separated
